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Ask for a drama in the sixth grade of primary school

Act I Valentine's Day

Bull: Hey, it looks really painful. What radio station is it? It's hard to be in a bad mood when reading.

Penny: Hey, aren't our sisters studying hard every year today? No wonder you're not excited. I know you are unbalanced.

Bull: What? I do this every day.

Penny: Forget it. Don’t give me a song and dance! All the same. Valentine's Day is a sad holiday. You have a boyfriend, but a beautiful woman who is loved by the world like me is also happy and unfortunate.

Bull: Come on, you are disgusting and unlucky. I think you are a hundred years old.

Penny: That's all right. It's all the same anyway. You will be happy if you have a boyfriend. My requirements are not high. Only a little better than Andy Lau, so you deserve me. Oh, Jing, what do you say?

Jing: Ah, let me finish this problem first.

Niu and Penny: You beat me.

Madam: Boss, wait, wait, wait. Listen to me. I really didn't mean to.

Beauty: The smelly boy dared to hit me, and I was scolded by the professor.

Wife: I really have no time to write. Who would have thought that the article I downloaded blindly was published by your stupid professor?

Beauty: Yes, who would have thought? Who would have thought that you would have a chance to see the sun tomorrow and wait to pray for tomorrow with the Iraqi people?

Wife: Boss, I was wrong. I won't do it again. A Niu, help me. People will die.

Beauty: Do you want to have a next time?

RMB: Ah, what has fallen again? Throw it out quickly. I've lost a lot. I can't afford to lose this time Really, why are you all here?

Penny: I'm studying for myself. I'm not as clever as you.

Rmb: Not handsome, but I am rich today. I hope every day is Valentine's Day, so I have the confidence to surpass Bill Gates in 20 years. Oh, by the way, here you are.

Penny: Oh, it's for me. No What are your attempts to chase me? This lady is not so easy to take the bait.

Rmb: one dollar.

Penny: What's a dollar for?

RMB: Please treat me as a philanthropist. This is the last rose I sold. I charge you a dollar for my classmates.

Penny: You, you fuck your roses.

RMB: Why throw it away if you don't pull it down? Fortunately, I didn't break it, otherwise I would have to pay for it.

A Niu: You are too stingy with RMB. Is it not just a rose?

Penny: Yes, isn't it just a rose?

A Niu: Give it to Penny and let her receive roses on Valentine's Day.

Penny: Fuck you. Who cares?

RMB: Hey, isn't this A Niu? What are you doing here?

A Niu: Ah, what's the matter? I can't.

RMB: Of course not. Where's brother cucumber? Don't you have any programs today?

A Niu: Cucumber and I are today.

RMB: Today is your holiday Valentine's Day.

A Niu: Who says he and I are?

Rmb: alas, the facts are in front of us and we still don't admit that the eyes of the masses are discerning.

A Niu: I really do.

RMB: By the way, you may earn two dollars and three cents by selling this rose to cucumbers.

A Niu: How did this happen to him and me?

RMB: Hello, what's the current exchange rate? 8.3 1.

A Niu: I really don't understand why the RMB thinks so.

Penny: No wonder you two are always in pairs. Idiot thinks so, too

A Niu: Cut in pairs. Only an idiot would think that.

Penny: Look, the cucumber is here.

Cucumber: Hey, I'm exhausted.

Penny: Cucumber, what are you doing with this big box and small box?

Cucumber: I don't want to, but what can I do if I was born this way?

A Niu: Why? Who gave you chocolate?

Cucumber: I can't hide anything from my little sister.

Penny: What, who did you hook up with again?

A Niu: Maybe it's an aunt in the supermarket.

Cucumber: What are you talking about? Do you think this looks like a gift from a girl?

Or a boy gave it to me.

Cucumber: I didn't mean to play. Just because I'm a handsome, handsome, generous and attractive guy, I've been given this by women all day. Do not accept. People are still crying to death to show me. I can't help it I really don't understand those little girls.