Read jokes about Japanese on the anniversary of the Anti-Japanese War.

A Japanese came to Beijing to learn Chinese and worked hard.

Ten years later, he can speak not only Mandarin, but also Cantonese and Hakka without any Japanese accent.

? He thought, no one should treat me as the devil anymore.

One day he traveled to a small fishing port in Tianjin and saw an old man catching shrimps.

So on a whim, he confidently greeted the old man in Mandarin: "Old man! Do you know where I come from? 」

The old man replied:? Your accent is hard to recognize.

The devil was very happy and thought: I didn't expect my Chinese to improve so much. It can be said to be perfect.

At this time, the old man glared at him and said, if you can count the shrimps I caught clearly, I will know where you are from. ?

This demon starts with a fairly standard pronunciation:? One, two, three, fifty? A hundred? two hundred

After counting for more than an hour, he proudly replied:? 9787 shrimps! Old man, I think you'll never guess where I come from! ! 」

The old man smiled and said: I know! You must be Japanese! hahaha

The devil was surprised, but he still asked the old man in standard Mandarin. What about you? What about you? Why do you know?

The old man replied:? Ah, it's very simple. People in China always ask about the weight of fish and shrimp. They are not as stupid as you! ?

Story 2

Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.

The Japanese said:? We advocate bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to shoot an apple in the head. what

It was he who put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

? I'm hunter. ?

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

? I'm Boone (Bond).

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:

? I'm really sorry. ?