Xiaoming series cold jokes

1, I am a hoe, and you are noon. (Very meaningful. )

2. Once upon a time, a phone hung up.

3. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. He felt a lot of pimples on his face, so he chopped them and put them on his face.

4. Little A and Little B play chess. Little a is lost. I only heard him shout, "I am so handsome. I am so handsome. "

5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?

A. boys. Because jiaozi has a foreskin.

6. A girl is lovelorn. Another girl comforted her and said, "Toads with two legs are hard to find. There are many good people with three legs. "

7. Q: What color is Spider-Man?

A. white people make things difficult for men (a white person)