Funny, hard choice, add or subtract?

1. A man dreamed that he was in the forest. Suddenly a deep voice came from the sky: "Plus one or minus one?" The man didn't know what to answer, so he said it casually. One sentence: "Plus one!" When he got up in the morning, he was surprised to find that he had an extra penis! He was so frightened that he rushed to the hospital. After listening to his statement, the doctor slapped his thigh and said, "Why are you so stupid! If you go back and continue dreaming, if someone asks you again, just say one minus one will be enough!" So he hurried home and went to bed. Sure enough, he did what he did yesterday again, but this time the voice from the sky was: "Plus two or minus two?

2. A group of people were waiting for a urine test in the hospital corridor, and everyone had a The nurse called a patient named Wang Shangju and shouted: "Wang Shangju!" Then all the patients raised their urine samples and shouted: "Wang Shangju!" The sample was raised a little higher... The nurse shouted: Wang Shangju! Then all the patients raised the urine sample high... At this time, Wang Shangju realized that the nurse was calling him, and answered loudly: Come! Then all the patients urinated on their heads.

3. The old man riding a bicycle accidentally entered the highway and got lost and couldn't get off. A kind-hearted driver driving a BMW asked him to tie his bicycle to the rear of the BMW and take him with him. The old man went out and asked: If you drive too fast, ring the bicycle bell and I will slow down. As a result, after driving for a while, a Mercedes Benz provoked the BMW, so the two cars started to race against each other. Report to superiors: A BMW and a Mercedes-Benz were racing on the highway, and a bicycle rang behind them to let them out of the way.

4. There is a restaurant downstairs that makes delicious shaobao. I couldn’t help but buy one. The elementary school student in front of me bought one. I said, “Hey, it’s too weak. I can eat three!” The elementary school student shouted, “I can eat five!” I said, “Hey, I can eat eight!” The primary school student blushed and shouted: I can eat ten! In the end, he took away a big bag. Hahaha, you are so easy to cheat! When it was my turn, the boss said there were ten left.

5. The two doctors chatted: They were busy all night rescuing many people from falls. It was a hotel where people jumped from the building in the middle of the night. They were not in the same room, and there was no fire or arrest. Gambling and prostitution. How strange! Another doctor interjected: I heard that a guy named Ji Wei was drunk and couldn't find the room. He kept searching in the corridor and shouted, "I'm Ji Wei, open the door." !