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Brief introduction of the new condor heroes
Chapter 1: Romance and ruthlessness can be compared with the resentment of chivalrous people who deliberately carry lotus boats.
Because Lu Zhanyuan, beloved, Li Mochou is so angry that she wants to hurt the Lu Zhanyuan family. Fortunately, the monk of Tianlong Temple came forward to stop her from leaving and promised him that she would not retaliate for ten years. From then on, Li Mochou's temperament changed greatly, and she became a cold Taoist priest, killing people in the Jianghu, and was called the Crimson Lotus Fairy. Ten years later, Li Mochou bloodbath Lujiazhuang, although Lu Zhanyuan and his wife had already passed away, Li Mochou still refused to let Lu Zhanyuan's daughter Lu Wushuang and cousin Cheng Ying go, so Wu Santong fled to the broken kiln outside Jiaxing Town, and Li Mochou also tracked it all the way here.
Since the death of his mother Mu Nianci, Yang Guo has been living in a cave outside Jiaxing Town. On this day, he just got something to eat from the village. He is idle and ready to go back to the broken kiln to rest. On the way, he met a small clod that was crying and learned that the fruit he wanted to show his filial piety to his mother was taken away by the monkey. Yang Guo promised to help him get it back. Then he turned right across the bridge and saw the waterfall. At this moment, a monkey jumped down and fought with Yang Guo. This battle is a learning action. In each round, you have to replenish your physical strength before you can attack. After defeating the monkey, you will get the fruit and give it to Xiao Tu on your way back.
Back to the broken kiln, Li Mochou faced Wu Santong. After Wu Santong was overthrown, Li Mochou broke into the broken kiln and grabbed Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying to leave. Yang Guo and Guo Fu talked and went after Li Mochou. On the ground, they found a silver needle poisoned by it and didn't touch it. At this moment, an eccentric handstand (Ouyang Feng) appeared, asking Yang Guo to recognize his husband before detoxifying him. Yang Guo guilty whispered that Ouyang Feng ran upside down again.
I chased a small clod and learned that Ouyang Feng had gone to the front, so I followed him to the Iron Gun Temple to meet Ouyang Feng. I hurried to call my father, and Ouyang Feng Da Yue taught him a detoxification method. Yang Guo did feel the numbness in his arm a little less. At this time, there was a cry of an eagle in the air. Ouyang Feng seemed scared and hurriedly escaped from the temple.
After leaving Tieqiang Temple, I met Guo Jing and Huang Rong at the intersection, and got a nine-flower high curative value pill from Huang Rong, which was extremely sweet and comfortable. At this moment, Guo Jing came forward to ask about the details of his poisoning. Yang Guo felt passionate and fainted in the local area. When I woke up in the inn in Jiaxing town, my heart must have been saved by the middle-aged couple. I thought it was the insurgents who told him to go to Tieqiang Temple to teach the method of detoxification, so I quickly left the inn from the back door, crossed the square in front of the drugstore to the Woods outside the town, and came to Tieqiang Temple to detoxify Yang Guo again. When Yang Guo saw his true feelings, he couldn't help calling him Dad sincerely. Then Ouyang Feng began to teach him frog skills cheerfully. Later, he said that he had a brain problem and figured out one thing.
Out of the Iron Gun Temple, I saw a flower thief holding a woman in the Woods. After defeating the hooligans, Yang Guo saw that it was getting late and hurried back to the town to avoid Guo Bobo's suspicion. Back to the inn room, I heard a conversation between Guo Jing and Huang Rong. At this time, Yang Guo said, just formerly known as Ouyang Feng, two people seem to be very mindful of him.
Early the next morning, Guo Jing said he would take him to Peach Blossom Island. Yang Guo asked to say goodbye to his old friend, so he took the opportunity to visit the broken kiln. Before I left the inn, I went to every room to collect many treasures. After I came to the broken kiln, I had a few words with the dog Lao Huang. Then I went to town to buy some weapons and protective gear. I came to the ferry and saw the Wu brothers crying. Guo Fu is laughing at them. Guo Jing and Huang Rong saw that their brothers were alone and decided to take them to Peach Blossom Island.
Chapter two: Uninvited guests in the Chongyang Palace of Peach Blossom Island.
After a few days of sailing, Yang Guo and the Wu brothers came to Peach Blossom Island together. Yang Guo has taken Huang Rong's antidote, and the poison is almost gone. He came to Guo Jing Manor from the pier, met Guo Fu at the door and said a few words to him. In the next few days, four children from Peach Blossom Island played cricket together. Yang Guo was very happy to see the cricket that defeated the Wu brothers, so he said he would catch a bigger and stronger cricket.
From the backyard to the periphery of the manor, I found a yard surrounded by stones to catch a black cricket. Seeing that it is high-spirited and flexible, I will call it General Black. When I got back to the backyard, General Black defeated the crickets in Guo Fu. The Wu brothers stepped forward and took their anger out on Miss Guo. Yang Guo taught them a lesson. At this time, Huang Rong came to complain, so they called Yang Guo and others into the hall and said they would accept four apprentices. From then on, the Wu brothers and Guo Fu followed Guo Jing to practice martial arts, while Huang Rong.
Yang Guo came to Huang Rong's room to study martial arts these days. Huang Rong didn't teach him any martial arts, but taught him to read and write and recite some articles. After finishing his homework this day, he went back to his house to rest, and went to Huang Rong's house to study after dawn. Out of the house, he thought it must be that Aunt Guo was afraid of her martial arts, refused to teach herself, felt bored, and went to the back hill to play.
The backyard door is locked. I went back to the study and found a key on the cupboard. I went back to the backyard and opened the door of the back hill. I saw Guo Jing teaching the Wu brothers martial arts. I am not convinced, and I don't want to steal their martial arts. I just went to a secluded place to learn my adoptive father's frog skills. After returning to the manor in the back hill, I had a rest. After dawn, I left the manor again to practice at the seaside. I couldn't help thinking about the whereabouts of my adoptive father and decided to escape from Peach Blossom Island as soon as I had time. Otherwise, the Wu Brotherhood will grow in martial arts and die at their hands.
Just thinking, Wu Shi brothers and Guo Fu have come behind them. In the quarrel, the two sides began to draw. Yang Guo hit Wu Xiuwen with frog's kung fu, and Guo Jing came forward to ask about Ouyang Feng's whereabouts. Yang Guo would rather die than say anything. Back to his room in the manor, Guo Jing came to send him to Quanzhen Sect in Zhong Nanshan to practice martial arts. Yang Guo listened to very happy, from now on no longer ignore Guo Fu and Wu Shi.
I came to the ferry to talk to Guo Jing, and soon arrived in Jiaxing Town by boat. Guo Jing went to stock up, and Yang Guo wandered alone in the street. When I came to the bridge on the edge of town, I met Si Liu Niang who was crying. It turned out that her son had died unfortunately and was afraid to go home to face his official. So Yang Guo promised to deliver the letter for her and got a sachet from her. Then they went to Guo Jing in front of Yuelai Inn, and they went straight to Zhong Nanshan.
I left Jiaxing town and came to the big map from the Woods. At the foot of Zhong Nanshan Mountain, I saw a stone tablet with poems written by Changchun Zi. At this time, Yang Guo asked Guo Jing about his father's death. Guo Jing was furious and slapped him on the stone tablet. Just then, two Taoist priests came forward to provoke, defeated them and went up the mountain, breaking the plough Beidou array halfway up the mountain. At this moment, Yang Guo didn't know that Guo Bobo was skilled in martial arts, but it was too late to regret it. While Yang Guo was watching, a Taoist knocked Yang Guo unconscious. When he woke up, he was in the backyard, and there was a fire burning outside, so he tied the fat Taoist to a post and escaped from the burning hall.
Chapter 3: Compared with the mutiny, I entered the ancient tomb and was also a teacher with Qing.
From the atrium of Chongyang Palace through the study to the hall of Chongyang Palace, I saw Guo talking to Quanzhen Qizi. At this moment, a man (Huo Dou) who looks like a childe came to the temple to challenge him, and Guo Jing came forward and defeated him. The man left with faith and agreed to come back for the competition ten years later. Yang Guo came out to see some grandfathers, and then went back to Houdian with Guo Jing to save the fat Taoist priest. After being rescued, Taoist priest returned to the atrium. Under the introduction of Guo Jing, Yang Guo moved into the Chongyang Palace of Quanzhen Sect, learning from Zhao Zhijing, a second-generation disciple.
On this day, he was scolded by Zhao Zhijing in the study. After a beating, he went out of the study and came to the square in front of the main hall. It turned out that Qiu Chuji was going to Shaanxi for a period of time. Before he left, he told Zhao Zhijing to teach Yang Guo martial arts well, but Zhao Zhijing was very passive. When I came to Datong store, I found a scripture on my bed. Then I went through the atrium to the sutra depository. I heard a young monk say that he had lost a book, so he gave it to him for fear of being scolded by the master. The monk left happily.
Talk with Zhao Zhijing in the study, go back to Datong store to rest for one night, recite formulas in the study the next day, then go to Datong store to rest, and then go to Zhao Zhijing to check the formulas one day later, and know that these formulas are true. Unconsciously, after several months, Yang Guo still didn't buy any kung fu, just memorized a lot of formulas. This day is a big day for Quanzhen disciples. On the training ground, Zhao Zhijing deliberately embarrassed Yang Guo and taught him to compete with other disciples. Yang Guo was defeated naturally. As a result, he was so angry that he knocked the frog unconscious with his skill. At this time, all the Taoist priests in the palace came to arrest him. When he panicked, he fled in the direction of the sutra depository and met a small one at the door. Came to the second floor to investigate the left picture and opened an organ. A secret passage appeared behind the bookshelf, and the secret passage fled to a cliff. That catch up, Yang Guo don't want to be humiliated, heart pounding.
Yang Guo woke up in a grave with an old woman named Sun beside her. She saved herself. Soon, a beautiful girl (Little Dragon Girl) came to visit, and Yang Guo told them about her life. Both of them were sympathetic, but because he couldn't stay here, Yang Guo refused to go back to the Chongyang Palace, and Sun Yang Popo had to leave the grave with him.
Came to the tomb door and met Quanzhen Taoist. In order to save Yang Guo, Sun Popo was injured. On her deathbed, she begged the little dragon girl to take good care of Yang Guo. The little dragon girl only promised her. Back to Sun Popo's room, Yang Guo wept bitterly for her mother-in-law's death, but the little dragon girl disagreed and told him to look for her as soon as he got back to the sarcophagus room. At this time, players can turn around in the ancient tomb and get familiar with the orientation of each room.
I saw five sarcophagi in the sarcophagus room, and the little dragon girl told him who the people in these five sarcophagi were, and talked about life and death without fear. After she left, Yang Guo went back to Sun Popo's room. Little dragon girl let him sleep here. Yang Guo refused to sleep alone, and the little dragon girl asked him to go to his room. I found the little dragon girl's bedroom in the maze. Little Dragon Girl let him sleep on Lengyu bed, and she slept on a rope. They chatted for a while, and Yang Guo suddenly felt that Aunt Long was really good to herself, even if she beat him and scolded him. In order to resist the cold of the cold jade bed, the little dragon girl began to teach Yang Guo internal skills. Here is a little game to play. Players should click on the air tank below with the mouse until the blue air column is pressed to the right, and the martial arts can be practiced for three rounds.
Chapter four: The ancient tomb practiced wonders shoulder to shoulder.
The little dragon girl decided to accept Yang Guo as her teacher and asked Yang to go to the memorial archway to pay homage to the teacher. He came to the memorial tablet room to worship his mother-in-law and listen to the story of Lin Chaoying and Wang Zhongyang told by the little dragon girl. Since then, Yang Guo officially joined the ancient tomb school and became a disciple of Little Dragon Girl, but he was very resentful of his former master and still regarded Little Dragon Girl as his aunt.
Next, the little dragon girl began to teach him martial arts, saying that she would go out and grab something and let Yang wait in the small training room. When he found the small training room, the little dragon girl came back. It turned out that she caught some sparrows for him to practice. Here, as long as she catches 8 1 sparrow within the specified time, she can practice the tight encirclement. Then Yang Guo, the little dragon girl, came to the training room in Wang Zhongyang and learned that to practice the Jade Girl Sutra, she needed to learn the ancient tombs and Quanzhen Kung Fu. Yang Guo decided to help her aunt practice the Jade Maiden Sutra, so she first went to the training room to practice the martial arts of the ancient tomb school with Little Dragon Maid.
Two years later, Yang Guo has grown into a teenager, and the little dragon girl is more beautiful and refined. On this day, the little dragon girl told him to go to Wang Zhongyang to practice martial arts, where he began to practice Quanzhen Sect. Yang Guo once knew the formula by heart and didn't want to use it here. Then he played a little game, in which he memorized the attack and defense order of the sword and then imitated it. When you get to 250 points, you can practice Quanzhen swordsmanship. After a few months, they practiced the external skills of the Jade Girl Heart Sutra again, and it was time to practice the internal skills.
On this day, Yang Guo went out to play game in the ancient tomb. On the way, he saw a running hare, followed it to find a flower bush, and felt that he could just practice the Heart Sutra, so he went back to his heart sutra room in the ancient tomb to find the little dragon girl, and from then on he practiced his internal skills in the flower bush. On this day, Yin Zhiping and Zhao Zhijing came near the flower, and they quarreled with each other. Yang Guo was afraid that they would hurt Yungong's aunt, so he ran out and knocked Zhao Zhijing down, making them swear not to tell others what happened here, and then picked up his aunt and returned to the tomb.
In Sun Popo's room, the little dragon girl thought that she would kill Yang Guo with her own sword in the near future, so Yang Guo had to flee the grave in a hurry, and worried about her aunt's safety, she turned around and returned. Back to Sun Popo's room, Li Mochou retaliated by breaking into houses, and Yang Guo and Little Dragon girl fled to the bedroom through the secret passage under the bed. At this point, the little dragon girl was dying. She wanted to have a fight with her senior to distract her, and persuaded Yang Guo to leave the tomb and escape alone, and sealed their sisters in the tomb with a broken dragon stone. Yang, who fled to the outside of the tomb, put the broken dragon stone in the past and returned to the tomb, so that once the broken dragon stone fell, it would not be separated from her aunt again.
Back in the hall, Li Mochou knew that the little dragon girl had another way out, so she didn't kill two people. She went back to Sun Popo's room and told each other about the melody. Li Mochou caught up with him again, and the master and apprentice defeated him and fled to the sarcophagus. After the little dragon girl entered the sarcophagus, she found Wang Zhongyang's stone carving in it, and learned that there was a stone room under the sarcophagus room, which contained the achievement method of cracking her heart sutra. After two people came to the training room of Jiuyin Zhen Jing, Li Mochou followed them to join the team. Going out from the other door is a maze, passing through a dark cave, and then an underground undercurrent. In fact, this is a big house with many stone gates. Players will fall when they pass through a stone gate, and the last exit can only be opened when they drop all the stone gates, so the player's route can only be taken once.
Li Mochou left the undercurrent cave, and Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl built a small room in Zhongnan Houshan to practice healing. After a few months, the Jade Maiden practiced the Heart Sutra, and she began to practice the Nine Yin True Sutras left by Wang Zhongyang. Chapter 5: When Lu Wushuang takes revenge, he finds the teacher and reunites with Wan Yanping.
So after a year in the mountains, Yang Guo went out to look for food that day and met an old man sobbing on the path. It turned out that his daughter was robbed by a bully named Kun Li. From the left path to the foot of Zhong Nanshan, enter the Jackal Inn in Longjuzhai, find Kun Li and defeat him. Back in the windmill house of Zhong Nanshan's cabin, I saw the little dragon girl fighting with her adoptive father and stopped them from talking in the house. Ouyang Feng wanted to teach Yang Guo martial arts, but I was afraid that Little Dragon Girl would steal her lessons and ordered her acupuncture points.
When Yang Guo was practicing with his adoptive father, he was amused to see Yin Zhiping leave in a hurry. Back in the house, I explained the acupoints to the little dragon girl lying on the ground, but I don't know why she left angrily. She went out to ask her adoptive father. She didn't want him to run away suddenly, so Yang Guo had to go out of the valley alone to find her aunt.
Come to the intersection on the left of Longjuzhai, and go out to the entrance of the Wolf Valley. Here, talk to the shepherd boy who lost the buffalo and promise to help him get the cow back. Cross the bridge, then turn left and find the cow. Just tell the shepherd boy when you get back In front of the valley, I saw several Taoist priests besieging a woman in white (Lu Wushuang). Seeing that she looks like an aunt, Yang Guo is willing to give her a hand. After coming forward to beat the gang away, Yang Guo claimed to be an inferior fool to follow her, but was kicked away by the girl. When I went back to town and found the girl again, she was struggling but had to promise to take him away. Two people came to the hut in the suburbs to talk, and then the monk outside called in again. After they went out to drive them away, Li Mochou came again. After playing for a while, they went back to the house to rest. Yang Guo connected Lu Wushuang with a broken bone and promised to send her to Jiangnan.
Go back to the town, turn right and find a Mongolian official's house, which is the home of Lu Ye Chu Cai. Listen to the sound of hand-to-hand combat coming from inside. Go in and have a look. In the film, I saw a girl named Yan Yanping who wanted to avenge her parents, but she always lost to Qi's martial arts. Yang Guo looked at Yan Yanping like an aunt. When she left Lu Ye House, she went to the right residence to look for the past. I found her in Yan Yanping's residence and gave her a way to win. Yan Yanping came back soon and said she couldn't do it. Yang Guo sighed sadly at the thought of his own life. Then she thought of the little dragon girl's eyes, suddenly understood her aunt's affection for herself and regretted it. I don't know how to find her in the future
Yang Guo was confused. He hated the world, so he walked wildly in the Shan Ye. On this day, he came to Huashan and met Hong Qigong. After telling him his life story, he promised to find him a rooster. When he found it, he made a delicious centipede soup for Hong Qigong. Yang Guo had a good time. Hong Qigong said he was so sleepy that he fell asleep. Yang Guo was guarding the Tibetan border, and Sanchou came forward to harass him. Yang Guo beat them, picked up Hong Qigong and fled to the cliff. Sam Chou was not forced to just guard the intersection.
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