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Kill the pig first or the donkey first. From what sketch? Fan Wei: It's the New Year. Our family didn't buy new year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left. You said I was the first.

From the sketch Kung Fu performed by Zhao Benshan and others in CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2005.

Related introduction:

Kung Fu is directed by Zhang Huizhong, written by Seimi Zhang and Gong Kaibo, and performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili and Wang Xiaohu. This sketch is the last part of the series "Fudge", which tells the story that Da Fudge took two apprentices to the "Anti-Fudge Hotline Consulting Company" and tried his best to fool Chef Fan but was finally exposed.

Related lines:

Chef Fan: It's the Spring Festival, and I haven't bought any new year's goods at home, only a pig and a donkey are left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?

Extended data

In the sketch plot of Kung Fu, Master Fan is a top chef. After being fooled by a big fool three years ago, he opened an "anti-fool hotline consulting company". This time, I encountered a big flicker again. No matter how "flickering", he could see through it one by one.

Fan, the chef, successfully fooled his healthy legs three years ago, bought his crutches and threatened to sell stretchers. I didn't expect chef Fan to be smart this time and expose his deception one by one. The big fool had no choice but to use a new "killer" and two disciples to "fool" Master Fan.

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