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Why do so many people like Jay Chou?

Because his family likes him:

1. I like his brilliance

2. I like his childishness

3. I like him a little man show

4. I like his filial piety

5. I like his independence (his parents divorced and he went out to work alone in his teens)

6. I like his bad appearance < I am naturally kind when I have black hair

1. I like my eyes, but they are not big, but they are very tasty

11. I like his eyes, and I am fascinated

12. I like his eyelashes

13. I like his crooked corners of the mouth

14. I like his dimples and smile shyly like a child.

15. I like his lips, which are sexy and full, and naturally suitable for kissing.

16. I like his calmness and calmness after winning the prize, and his demeanor as a king ~~

17. I like his voice when he speaks and the way he dances.

18. I like his oral flattery (cock, right to right)

Every time I listen to it, I feel like crying

21. I like his four records, three of which are the best albums of the year (it's almost unprecedented, and there will be no one else)

22. I like his kindness and friendliness, and I don't play big cards

23. I like his movies, his natural performances

24. I like that he can do magic

25. I like that he is good at playing basketball.

29. I like his frankness, which is direct and frank enough. Never pretend that

3. I like that he is smart enough to fool reporters around

31. I like that he said at the concert: Would you like to be with me, which almost made me forget to breathe

32. I like his aristocratic melancholy temperament

33. I like that he can play the piano and musical instruments

33. Never deliberately explain anything

36. Like him not to smoke

37. Like him not to drink

38. Like him to be tolerant (the company sells him, He still has no complaints)

39. I like his sincere love for music

4. I like his environmental protection (terraced fields)

41. I like his vigilance (cowards)

42. I like his love for peace (the last battle)

43. I like his persistence in music

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46. I like his love of sports, basketball, table tennis and nunchakus, all of which are not bad.

47. I like his humor and a lot of cold jokes.

48. I like his forgetting words at the concert and improvising immediately. Surprise us

49. Like him in <; Peninsula iron box > On page 13, the expression of love when feeding the rabbit with carrots

5. I like his dedication and professionalism in the recording studio.

51. Liking him always makes me feel bad

52. Liking him makes me know what a real genius is

53. Liking him to be more and more manly

54. Liking that the gift he gave Wenshan turned out to be a turtle, which made people stunned

55. Liking him to stick to his own style when others questioned his single style and lack of change

. Stumbling

58. I like the director who writes lyrics, composes and arranges music

59. I like his poor health, but I also want to stick to my work

6. I like his heroic spirit that can't be concealed in the most ordinary military coat

61. I like his smelly fart! 62. I like that he always clinks!

63. I like that he always plays jokes with makeup artists and hairdressers during work, helps them make up stories, and then chases them around!

64. I like his respect for every music elder!

65. I like his generous support to the new musicians!

66. I like the way he looks when he wears all kinds of hats!

67, like the bangs in front of his eyes, cover up his twinkling eyes

68, like him wearing running shoes barefoot. . . .

69. He is still very young. . . .

7. I like his handwriting (the traditional Chinese characters of Yuandu are crooked). . . As cute as him

71, like his gorgeous doll

72, like his endorsement of Pepsi, Panasonic

73, like his nickname, Jay Chou, Heilun, Beibi

74, like his carelessness (I don't know to bring my wallet when eating)

75, like his singing < Grandpa's tea. . . I'm so happy every time I listen to it.

76. I like him wearing a headscarf and sunglasses.

77. I like his quirks. What if he doesn't wear underwear?

78. I like his skin, which is thin, smooth and pink ...

79. I like his fingernails cut cleanly. . .

8. I like that he has a soft spot for antique cars. . .

81. I like the movie "Home" directed by him, and I still don't forget to make my grandmother a star grandmother. . .

82. I like his lyrics like "Terrace": Wenshan, I will release my next album when you finish writing the lyrics!

83. I like him saying that all girls who like his music are his girlfriends!

84. I like his mother, Ye Huimei, who gave birth to such a wonderful son.

85. I like that he always cares about his fans, and the awards are optional, and fans can't neglect them.

86. I like that he often chews small chewing gum in his mouth. . Speaking is even more vague. . .

87. I like that he will be excited when he sees Jet Li instead of Jordan. . .

88. I like that he never shouts at the top of his lungs on the stage!

89 likes his humor

9 likes his cuteness

91 likes his handsomeness

92 likes his album

93 likes his dedication

94 likes his courage

95 likes his perseverance

96 likes his suit

97 likes his quietness

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