A joke about mathematics

Mathematicians fall in love ...

Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, I have freckles all over my face. Do you really mind?

The mathematician replied softly: absolutely not! I was born with a decimal point.

A farmer invited engineers, physicists and mathematicians to enclose the largest area with the least fences. The engineer fenced a circle and declared that it was the best design. The physicist stretched the fence into a long straight line. Assuming that the fence is infinitely long, they think it is big enough to surround half the world. The mathematician gave them a big laugh. He surrounded himself with several fences and said, I'm outside now.

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: hey! Where are we? After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! The physicist said that the guy must be a mathematician. The engineer doesn't understand: Why? The physicist said that it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless.

Engineers, chemists and mathematicians live in three adjacent rooms of an old inn. That night, the engineer's coffee machine caught fire. He woke up smelling the smoke, unplugged the coffee machine, threw it out of the window, and then went to sleep. After a while, the chemist also smelled the smoke and woke up. He found that cigarette butts lit the trash can. He said to himself, how to put out the fire? We should lower the fuel temperature below the ignition point and isolate the combustion products from oxygen. Watering can do both. So he dragged the trash can into the bathroom, turned on the tap to put out the fire and went back to sleep. The mathematician saw all this outside the window, so when he found his ashes burning the sheets after a while, he was not worried at all. Say, hey, the solution exists! I went back to sleep.

One day, the mathematician felt that he had had enough of mathematics and ran to the fire brigade to announce that he wanted to be a fireman. The fire chief said, you look good, but I have to give you a test first. The fire chief took the mathematician to the backyard alley of the fire brigade. There is a warehouse, a fire hydrant and a hose in the alley. The fire chief asked: Suppose the warehouse was on fire, what would you do? The mathematician replied: I connected the fire hydrant to the water pipe, turned on the water pipe and put out the fire. The fire chief said: Exactly! Last question: suppose you walk into an alley and the warehouse is not on fire, what would you do? The mathematician pondered for a long time, and finally replied, I'll just set fire to the warehouse. The fire chief shouted: What? That's terrible! Why did you set fire to the warehouse? The mathematician replied: In this way, I boil down the problem to a problem that I have solved.

Mathematician: It is the ratio of circumference to diameter. Engineer: About 22/7. Computer programmer: The double precision is 3. 14 1592653589. Nutritionist: You die-hard math minds, pie is a delicious and healthy dessert!

Math jokes-a little more than him

Dad: Daming got ninety-five points in this math exam. Xiaoming, how many points did you get in the exam?

Xiaoming: I am a little more than Daming.

Dad: Did you get 96 or 97?

Xiao Ming: No, I got 9.5 points.

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