What does it mean to have a good day?

To say someone is terrible at doing something means to look down on someone. - So-and-so has a good day, Chua!

Shaanxi dialect is the Chinese dialect of Shaanxi. Due to the influence of factors such as history, geography, politics and migration in Shaanxi, Shaanxi dialect has different pronunciation in different regions. There are big differences down to the words. In fact, the dialects in various places in Shaanxi are very different, especially in the south of Qinling Mountains. The southern Shaanxi dialect is divided into Jingchu dialect and Bashu dialect, which belongs to the southwestern Mandarin dialect. The dialects in northern Shaanxi belong to the Jin language family, while the Guanzhong dialect is unique and different from the dialects in northern and southern Shaanxi.

SMS jokes:

1. There are two qiaos on each tree, one is cute and the other is bad. Ha Qiao said to Guai Qiao She, "Move over." Guai Qiao She said, "If you can't move, move again and play Zai Ha!" Ha Qiao She said, "On the fourth day, Zai Ha will come and hug you." Pai Qiao She was shy. Di She: "Hasong!"

2. There was once a dark love in front of me, but hey! I forgot to cherish it. I only realized what a pity it was when I lost it! Oh no! If I find another one, it will be Lazarus.

3. Please read aloud: Lying down is like plum blossoms and smelling flowers, lying down is like ice in a deep well. Lying down is like hitting spring green, lying down is like bamboo in a prison. Hello? Do you understand!

4. Zhang Yimou shouted: I am red, I miss you so much, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep; the beauty from Shaanxi City shouted: Zhang Yimou, I miss you so much, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep!

5. It’s strange, strange, really strange. I found that Chunlu’s intention reached Chunlu. Chunlu had a problem with his mind. He didn’t eat, drink or rest. He wanted to ask where Chunlv was. He was immersed in reading the news!

6. I used to sincerely pray for disasters and have a shallow face. I am not angry to save the west. Cool touch pot stupid.

7. A girl said to her boyfriend affectionately: "The pot is filled with four light mountains and four or six water." (Huai'an dialect: Brother, you are the green mountains and I am the green water.)

8. I have licked the wounds and squeezed the ashes for the hungry, and let the hungry go back and forth from the chair. The hungry and hungry are so sad for that girl, and I have been raped and pretended to be in love with the singing chair one after another. , Hungry hope is in vain.

9. Dark stone green, dark dianthus, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

10. Both humans and monsters are born from mothers, those who make up the same people are from Tama, and those who are biting are from Tama (both humans and goblins are born from mothers, and different people are human beings). Damn it, the demon is a demon (fuck it).

11. Hungry means cooking! Hungry means rotten cooking!

12. A woman was crossing the river and accidentally dropped her shoes into the river. She shouted that her child had fallen into the river.

13. Last night, I made you angry again. I apologize to you now and stop thinking blindly.

14. If you are hungry, the carbide stone will be reduced, and if you are hungry, you will be crowned! (Give me some time, I'll get used to it after vomiting!)

15. A: I want to win, but there is an obstacle. B: I went straight to the barrier, and it was a glance of surrender and fearlessness.