Humor about describing baby's fat.

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, which will blind your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight".

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

10, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

13, swimming in the sea has its own lifebuoy.

14, everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

15, the boy was chubby, his hands were shaking, and he frowned and said, Come on! .

16, here he comes, waddling from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, just like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far. When he saw me, he immediately became very worried and ran away quickly. It's a pity that he is too fat and has a lot of trouble, but his speed is not much faster. Those two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and their round bellies were jumping up and down, but they ran very slowly.

17, disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

18, at this moment, I saw the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

19, sleeping at night, another Xiao Qiang was killed in the chest.

20. My wife is pregnant for 8 months, and her stomach is not as big as mine.

2 1, don't call others rude just because they are fatter!

22. My sister gave me a look and said, Don't let the meat hear me.

23. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

24. A fat man with a full stop is fatter than others.

25, the helplessness of the fat man: a list of small shirts.

26. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

27. Fat and haggard.

28. A fat man claimed that he was not a clown.

29. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

A pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.

Funny sentences that describe people being fat (2)

1, disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

2, clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

His face is round and big. When he laughed, his eyes narrowed into a line, and the meat on his face piled up like an oil ball. The whole looks like a kind Maitreya Buddha.

When the meat on the face is full, it will slide under the neck, and the neck will become thicker and shorter. The meat on the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves. The meat on the back is also thick, which will make a noise when it is patted. The fattest thing is the belly, which is round like a ball without inflation.

God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

6, long time no see, you are fat if two people!

7. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

8, don't see others grow a little fat and call them boors!

9. Everyone lines up to weigh themselves. Someone stood up and the electronic scale rang. Please come one by one. Don't fuck two people at once.

10, for so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

1 1, you can't see your feet when you lower your head.

12, fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

13, waste material is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

14, Han Laoliu's old woman stepped out. This is a chubby woman with thick middle and pointed dates, wearing a cream-colored silk gown and a long cigarette holder made of sapphire.

15. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

16, short or symmetrical, alas, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

17, here he comes, waddling from a distance, with two short legs and a round belly, just like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far.

18, I swam in the sea with my own lifebuoy.

My pants have shrunk again.

20, chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost oily.

Chapter two: Humorous sentences describing children's obesity.

I am fat, and I am honored. After all, some people can't help being fat. This is my advantage. You see, being fat is not bad at all. In our fat world, besides physical advantages, there are many fat people involved, which makes you laugh hysterically. If you don't believe me, please look down.

Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox. Pang Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a bucket, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low. Han Lao Liu's eldest grandmother came out. This is a chubby woman with thick middle and pointed dates, wearing a cream-colored silk gown and a long cigarette holder made of sapphire. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing. Short or symmetrical, hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon. Here he comes, staggering from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far. I brought my own life buoy when I went into the sea. Pants have shrunk again, chubby meat is dripping down, and it's almost oiled.

10. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

1 1. Recently, clothes are getting thinner and thinner!

12. His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an oil ball. The whole looks like a kind Maitreya Buddha.

13. When the face is full of meat, it slides down the neck, and the neck becomes thicker and shorter. The meat on the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves. The meat on the back is also thick, which will make a noise when it is patted. The fattest thing is the belly, which is round like a ball without inflation.

14. God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

15. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

16. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

17. Don't call someone a clown when you see that they are a little fatter!

18. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. Someone just stood up and weighed it with an electronic scale. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

19. After so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

20. You can't see your feet when you bow your head.

Selected humorous sentences involving obesity. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people! It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched? My wife is a fat girl. It's good. Cute and lovable. . Durable; . Fun; Easy to take care of, feeling a lot of dragging hands. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water; . Affordable; Can afford to play, not as picky as thin people, do not eat this, do not do that; Warm in winter and cool in summer; Personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness and bright smile. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not. Life is like this, a wave of unrest, a wave of rise. Treat allergies in spring, oily in summer, dry in winter, less acne and old wrinkles in autumn, and then fight obesity all your life. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan. Most of the turning points in life have ulterior motives. I think we should all show a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight". Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

10. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

1 1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

12. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

13. Don't wear green down jacket, it looks like watermelon, don't wear red one, it looks like tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

14. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: grow faster, grow faster.

15. My sister gave me a look and said, don't let the meat hear me.

16. According to the survey, 90% of fat people are handsome and beautiful when they lose weight. Sadly, 90% of fat people can't lose weight! ! ! Sadly, when I tried to be that%, I found myself actually that% tmd! ! !

17. A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life.

No, you see, I'm fat if I want to be, and I'm fat if I want to be.

18. Don't call others rude just because they are getting fatter!

19. My three major shortcomings are: I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

20. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

22. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

23. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

Fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

10. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

1 1. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

12. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

Chapter 3: Humorous sentences describing children's obesity.

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an oil ball. The whole face looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya".

When the meat on the face is full, it "slips" under the neck, and the neck becomes thick and short. The meat on the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves. The meat on the back is also thick, which will make a "snapping" sound. The fattest thing is the belly, which is round like a ball without inflation.

God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

8. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

9. Everyone lines up to weigh themselves. As soon as someone stood up, the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

10. After so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

1 1. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...