Who knows the jokes in the blue sky (on the plane)?

A plane carrying more than 200 passengers flies smoothly in the sky. At this time, the captain's pleasant voice came from the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am your captain. Welcome to our flight. What I want to tell you is ... Ah! Oh, my God! " After he uttered this KB cry, there was no sound on the radio.

All the passengers were scared, even the stewardess was too scared to speak.

After a while, the broadcast finally rang again, and the captain said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to scare you just now." There was a small accident here, but it wasn't an airplane. When the flight attendant brought me coffee, he accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt. I can't believe you all came to see it! "

At this time, an angry passenger complained in the cabin: "What is the shirt wet?" Look at my crotch! !

Captain who dares to drive

The plane has been delayed by mechanical failure, so we can go again later. The passenger asked why? The flight attendant said, "Nothing, just a new captain who dares to drive."

Slip of the tongue:

Ladies and gentlemen, please sit on the runway and fasten your seat belts. Our plane will take off soon. . . "

2. The plane arrived in new york, which should be Kennedy Airport. Finally, it was broadcast as "We have arrived at new york KFC Airport".

kidnap

It is said that there has been another hijacking in Russia recently.

On a flight from Moscow to Baku, a young man suddenly pulled out a toy pistol and shouted, "Hijacking! I want to hijack the plane! I want to talk to the captain! ! "The captain came trembling and said cautiously," Sir, just say what you have to say. We will try our best to meet your requirements. Would you please put down the gun first? " So as not to hurt innocent people ... "

The robber shouted hysterically, "No! All I ask now is that this plane fly to Baku immediately! ! "

The captain asked in surprise, "oh, sir, listen to me." This flight was supposed to go to Baku. You can put the gun down now. By the way, are you mentally ill? "

The robber flew into a rage and said, "What are you talking about? ! I'm fine! I've been on your plane three times and robbed me of going to Afghanistan for the first time! The second time, I was robbed of Iraq! " He couldn't restrain his inner excitement and said, "It just sent me back yesterday. This time, anyway, I have to grab it first-I'm going back to Baku! "

tableware

A few days ago, I flew to Guangzhou, and I came to help Little Red Riding Hood's tour group. When I received the meal, I saw that all the lunch boxes on the plate were detained by Little Red Riding Hood, and I planned to take them home as a souvenir. So a stewardess patiently explained: these are tableware that must be recycled. Please cooperate with us in recycling, someone handed it in. But there are still a few cases of catnap, refusing to hand them over, and then persuading them to hand over a few. There are still a few diehards who insist that they have been handed over to the flight attendants. So another stewardess couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly to another stewardess, don't they know that they will call the police at the door when they get off the plane? As soon as this statement came out, it was all turned over!

Tea?

The call bell rang. Stewardess: Hello, what can I do for you?

G: Can I have a glass of water?

Stewardess: Of course. Mineral water?

G: Do you have any juice?

Stewardess: OK, which would you like, orange juice or peach juice?

G: Do you have any coke?

Stewardess: Yes, do you need ice?

G: Then give me a cup of tea!

Height position

Navigator: "Please report your altitude and position."

Pilot: "I am about 1.8 meters high, and now I am sitting in the driver's seat."