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Choose the right jade bracelet, no matter how you wear it, it won't make people laugh.

Is it taboo for girls to wear jade? Don't just take it off because of trouble. Now that you have this jade, the fate is fixed. The essence of billions of years will still be integrated with you for a while. I'll get used to it after a while, so I'd better wear it on my body. It was cold at first, but then it stopped. Don't show jade. Jade is reserved, moist and unobtrusive. Don't use it as a show-off capital, as it will lose the meaning of wearing jade. This is the reason why Jed is compared with Bede.

2. Many people say that men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha. In fact, this is more general. Different lives bring different jade, such as gourd and zodiac, which are more common, while Guan Gong and Zhong Kui, the two best products, have hard lives, otherwise there will be all kinds of harm without any benefit.

Is it taboo for girls to wear jade? What are the precautions for wearing a jade bracelet?

3. When choosing jade pendant, pay attention to workmanship. Some Buddha statues cry and laugh, which is quite strange. Never bring this jade, nine times out of ten it will be unlucky. For example, if you are lucky, bending is better than straight, and the effect is better if you are lucky.

The most important thing is that fake jade is rampant now, and many of them are stained with plastic or stone, which is not only useless, but also harmful to human body. ...

5. In the same position, jade jewelry can't be worn with metal jewelry at the same time, because when jade is the easiest to wear a gold necklace > a gold pendant, it is equipped with a jade pendant, and the metal and jade rub against each other, and soon the polishing of the jade surface will be worn off, and the jade will become turbid and easily stained with sweat. For example, the mirror of glasses, glasses worn for a long time, the lens will be scratched and dirty, as well as jade. In this case, it can be sent to be re-polished.

6. Jade is psychic, so you can't take it off.

7. Xinyu needs a lamp, so that it can bless you as a master and be your protector. From the moment you put it on, it inherited the dribs and drabs and grievances in your life. Therefore, when buying, you should go to the place recommended by a professional master, so as to protect your own interests.

8. The jade you found is not yours, so you can't wear it. On the contrary, it will only bring you more bad luck, disasters and nightmares.

9. Don't wear jade with blood, because it must have inherited a lot of grievances and even death from the previous owner.

10. If the jade is broken, it will be a disaster for you. Wrap it in red cloth and find a place to bury it.

1 1. Jade is as kind and pure as an angel. If you meet a good master, it will protect him. If you meet an evil master, Jade will punish him and bring him disaster. Therefore, Dai Yu, don't do anything against ethics.

12. Men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha. This is an old saying, which has a certain basis and cannot be confused and worn indiscriminately.