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Children's funny tongue twisters

Tongue twister is a traditional language game in China. Because it is a simple and interesting rhyme composed of several disyllabic and overlapping words or words with the same or similar pronunciation, it makes people feel rhythmic and interesting to read. The following is the content of funny tongue twisters for children, welcome to read!

Nine drunks were drunk.

On September 9,

Nine drunks were drunk.

Nine glasses, nine glasses of wine,

Nine drinkers take nine sips of wine.

After nine sips of wine,

Pour nine more glasses of wine.

Nine fans picked up the wine,

There are also nine "bangs".

Nine glasses of wine,

After nine sips of wine,

After nine glasses of wine, I was drunk.

Mouth and legs

Mouth says leg, leg says mouth,

Mouth says legs love running errands,

Legs talk like selling their mouths.

Just talk without moving your legs,

Move your legs without moving your mouth,

It's best not to have long legs and long mouths.

husband

There was an old man in the south,

Holding a plate in his hand,

Eggplant in the dish,

I hit a nail.

Knock on the plate, knock over the eggplant,

Breaking the old man.

Anyway,

Holding a bag on the train.

Look back, man bites dog.

Pick up the dog and throw stones,

I'm afraid the stone will bite my hand.

My brother crossed the wide ditch with his basket.

Seeing strange dogs is faster than wide ditches.

Just look at the strange dog melon basket buckle,

I blame the dog.

800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope,

The artillery ran north side by side,

The artillery dared not touch the pacesetter,

The pacesetter is afraid of touching the artillery.

A short knife hung upside down on the guillotine,

The gangster came on stage and stole a knife.

The guillotine collapsed, the thief fell,

Yeah, yeah, alone.

Kill wolves and protect sheep.

Liang Xiao herded sheep up the mountain,

A wolf rushed out of the haystack.

The wolf drove the sheep away, and the sheep avoided the wolf.

Liang Xiao protects sheep and kills wolves.

Liang Xiao fights wolves and protects sheep.

Finally, in order to protect the sheep, the wolf was beaten away.

It has been well received by the masses.

Sweep the snow while the iron is hot

Grandpa ye, grandpa Xue,

One sweeps the snow and the other strikes the iron.

Grandpa Ye told Grandpa Xue to rest. "I'll help you while the iron is hot."

Uncle Xue told Uncle Ye to rest. "I'll help you remove the snow."

Uncle Xue helps Uncle Ye sweep the snow.

Grandpa Ye helps Uncle Xue strike the iron.

Strike while the iron is hot, and the snow sweeper will strike while the iron is hot.

Chunyu spinning

Didi, Didi, Didi,

Sister Chunyu spins wool,

The gold wire sparkled,

The spinning silver sparkled.

Long bamboo poles are long, so am I.

Long bamboo grows, so do I,

Long bamboo is longer than me,

Long bamboo grows, so do I,

I grew up with Changzhu.

I want to grow longer than long bamboo,

I looked at the long column and cried for a long time.

Tao Tao eats peaches.

Grandma bought a bag of peaches.

Tao Tao smiled and reached for it.

Grandma said that Tao Tao and Tao Tao are so Tao Tao.

Don't pluck peaches if they are hairy.

Brush your hair, wash peaches,

Let Tao Tao eat peaches again.