Humorous sentences for women to lose weight

Humorous sentences for women to lose weight

1, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

2, do not date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

3, be a girl who loves to laugh, I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a crying girl, because I want to live longer; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

Man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal."

5, fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

6. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

7. People have gained more meat these days. At the age of 20, Gan Kun was covered in meat. With the sky and thick soil in Huang Chengcheng as evidence, I am willing to exchange my 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!

Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.

9. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

10, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.