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Seductive routine questions and answers

1.

Do you know that there is no happiness in meeting you?

What?

I am already very happy to meet you, what more happiness is needed.

2.

You know, I am a relatively unpromising person.

...........

I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed and be your wife

3.

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Don't stay up late. Staying up late is not good for your health.

I know it’s not good to stay up late, but I can’t fall asleep because of this sleeping pill!

4.

Let me tell you something.

Say...

I dreamed about marrying you last night, but I heard that the dream was the other way around.

Then what.

So reality should you marry me.

5.

Miss, sister, has your express delivery arrived?

What kind of express delivery? I didn’t receive it.

Didn’t you receive my wishful thinking?

6.

I have two quilts

Is it because it is too cold?

No, I will pamper you and love you forever

7.

I had a dream last night, and now it has come true

What dream?

Chat with the people you like

8.

Do you know where the coldest place is?

I don’t know

It’s a place without you.

9.

What is the name of the box that holds you and me?

Don’t know

A match made in heaven.

10.

Do you know the difference between you and the moon?

The moon is imprinted in the water, and you are imprinted in my heart

11.

What would Niwai say the other way around?

Wai Ni

I love you too

12.

Do you know who you look like?

Who?

My woman

13.

Do you know how boring you are?

What

The more I read, the more I feel sleepy

14.

Go out, go downstairs, turn right and walk a thousand meters

What happens next

See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau

15.

Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?

No idea

She lives in In the hole and you live in my heart

16.

You look like a pig

Hey! !

The apple of my eye

17.

Do you like sunny days, cloudy days, or rainy days?

I like sunny days, what about you?

I love every day with you

18.

Ever since I met you, my teeth often hurt.

Why does it hurt?

Because being with you is so sweet

19.

You are like a camera

Why do you say that?

I can’t help but raise the corners of my mouth when I see you.

20.

Everyone says that Disney is the happiest place in the world.

Actually, it's because they've never been around you.

21.

I seem to have a fever

What’s going on?

I think you will get hot-headed

22.

Let me carry you

Why?

Yesterday You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night long

23.

Can you smile?

Because of my coffee No sugar

24.

When I am alone, I want to visit many places, but it is different when I am two people.

Why is it different?

When we are two people, I just want to be where you are.

25.

Do you smell anything?

No.

Why is it that the air is always sweet when you come out?

26.

If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose

Why

Because I like being alone and I can’t hide myself ah!

27.

I feel like I have eaten too much salt

Because I always miss you when I am free.

28.

Well, I have a small cut on my hand.

What should I do? Put a band-aid on it?

No, you also need to add a small cut on your hand.

Why

Because we are a couple

29.

Do you know what the happiest number is?

What is it?

It’s five

Why?

Do a five-to-five comparison (after the other party has done a five-to-five comparison, reach out and clasp your fingers together)

30.

Do you know what type you are?

What type?

My favorite type

31.

I always feel like I have seen you somewhere

Where Yeah

The sultry routine of asking and answering questions on my marriage certificate

1. If you go to a place where there are no doors or windows, don’t worry, you are in my heart.

2. Let’s chat during the long night with no intention of sleeping

3. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog

4. You lose If you leave me, I will be someone else’s little princess.

5. Do you think there is something wrong with my legs? I can’t walk when I see you.

6. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, A grain of sand fell from the sky, and the Sahara was born from then on

7. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three-quarters of me

8. You know that you should cover your head in winter What quilt? Cover it with you, my baby

9. If I don’t like you, just fall in love with me.

10. No matter how loud the firecrackers are on the night of the thirties, I still don’t think as much as I miss you

11. I am sure of everything I do. One less kiss from you.

12. I am very carefree, and I love every second of you.

13. I saw you can’t even pronounce all 26 English letters. Why ABCDEFGHI LOVE U

14. I have tolerated you for a long time! So what do you want? I still want to tolerate you forever.

15. I have loneliness and strong alcohol. Are you willing to follow me?

16. I have been looking for a store recently. What store? Your call.

17. I hope you can be a girl, always pregnant with spring, with poems in your heart and cream on your face.

18. Liking you is the closest thing to love I have ever done.

19. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won’t let me put it in the box.

20. Little brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can’t see that I like you

21. This is a pencil, this is a Hong Kong dollar, you are my baby

22. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me.

23. Is your mother’s surname Fang? No, my mother’s surname is Fang. But if your mother’s surname is not Fang, why do you look so straight?

24. Do you know what to build in winter? Quilt, quilt? It should be a treasure

25. Do you know what you look like now? Like what? Like Earth. Why? Because you are attracted to me.

26. Do you know where there is any scenic spot in this place? I don’t know. I’m not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, what’s the matter? Your and my heart are beating so fast

28. If you were Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don’t know, what is it? It’s Ling’er because, jingle bells ring (think) jingle bells!

29. Numbers 1 to 9. If I am 9, which 8 are you? Why is it because I want to be next to you?

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31. You have to hold my hand when walking. Why didn’t your teacher teach you when you were a child that you should carry valuables with you? Routines and flirty words. Questions and answers

1. Send my name to you On the household register. How many days will it take to arrive?

2. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I will not stop you. I will only stretch out my legs to trip you down and let you fall into my arms

3 .It’s not that no one wants you except you, it’s just that I don’t want anyone except you

4. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will like you once I see you.

5. When I decide to spend the second half of my life with you, I hope that the second half of my life will start soon.

6. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow into my face one day.

7. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

8. You are obviously not short-sighted, why can’t you tell that I like you?

9. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess.

10. You are the most perfect coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the whole world that I can see at a glance in my life. You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

11. You are too heavy, but I can’t take it away from my heart

12. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about I pass by you again?

14.Why are you so short? Because I have always been mini!

15. If you are so ugly, you should stop wandering around and be obedient and stay in my world, okay?

16. Do you know why I grow so tall? Why do I support you when the sky falls?

17. Do you know what God I like? The look in your eyes

18. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

19. If I had to be crazy to meet you, I would be willing to be a lunatic for the rest of my life

20. If I could turn back time, I still hope to grasp the warmth of your hand.

21. Tell me how much it cost to buy you.

22. After all, there is only one criterion for me to choose a mate: you

23. I am very possessive, if you get close to me, don’t even think about leaving

24. I am good at raising pigs. Do you want to be spoiled by my side?

25. I will try my best to match you and then chase you. If you don't agree, I will pester you until you agree.

26. I overheard you telling God that you would not marry me unless I was there, so I don’t want you to betray God.

27. Forgive me for not being able to give you eternity, so I will use this life as a little compensation to you.

28. Do you want to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you.

29. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful.

30. This is the palm of your hand, this is your heart, you are my little sweetheart

31. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, you are my little happiness

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32. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, you are the elf who fell into the world

33. Do you know the difference between Tang Seng and me? If he learns from you, I will marry you.

34. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today.

35. Do you know what day yesterday was? What day? It’s the day I’ve been in love with you

36. When I met you, I didn’t even eat candy. Why are you too sweet? Routine love words. Questions and answers

1. I don’t want to be confused. The wall is broken and I want to hit my husband’s chest

2. Karen Mok’s cloudy days, Stefanie Sun’s rainy days and Jay Chou’s sunny days are all inferior to you and me chatting

3. You get 5 cents from me and I get 5 cents from you We can work together

4. You are such a homebody. No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

5. Is there anything you can’t do? I will never leave you

6. I will never like someone like you. ? I will only love you.

7. I know there are three people who like you. Who are they? Me, me, me.

8. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

9. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby

10. I’ve been feeling dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don’t know because love makes me feel dizzy. I feel dizzy

11. Let me tell you some bad news. What bad news? I am no longer pure in my thoughts towards you

12. Why did I get back together with my ex-girlfriend after I broke up with you? Because. After the breakup, you will be my ex-girlfriend

13. Will you find a mistress after marriage? If the wife is you, there will be no one. If it is not me, the mistress will be you

14. Does it feel heavy when you carry me on your back? The whole world is carried on your back. Do you think it is heavy or not?

15. Is it true that your presence is as strong as the air? I can’t live without you

16. Can you shut up? I didn't speak, so why is your voice filling my head?

17. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look in the mirror.

18. Do you know what fruit I like best? You pistachio

19. Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It’s the day I’ve loved you for a day

20. If I were the devil in hell, I would also be the naughty boy who loves you

21. Which one hurts you more, the iron rod or the wooden rod? The iron rod hurts you more No, I feel bad

22. I have to buy you a compass so that you will not be spoiled by me and lose your way

23. I will tell you how to lose two pounds in one week. Okay, how to reduce it? Put your heart in mine.

24. What game does it look like to you? Minecraft

25. Can I kiss you? No. What did I just say? Can I kiss you? Yes

26. We two may have been hit by an arrow. ah? Cupid's arrow.

27. How about we learn to swim together? Okay, so we can fall in love

28. I have tolerated you for a long time. Tsk, then how are you going to endure it for the rest of your life?

29. I am in good health, I can carry rice bags, but I can’t carry gas tanks but I miss you

30. My blood sugar is low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

31. I want to lose weight. They are all thinner than me. I like you but not them.

32. There is a family of three, husband, wife and son. The husband and son have left for a trip. What kind of wife am I here?

33. Ever since I met you, I have felt that life is short, why is it because the sweet part is so long?

34. What have you been doing lately? Keep eating. How can I still be so thin despite eating all the time? Waiting for you crazily...