Five minutes from the train station is enough.

One day, I saw a girl driving a Mercedes convertible alone. Then I saw her right turn signal flash, and then I saw her palm sticking out her left hand backwards. "Do you want to turn right or left?" "Of course I want to turn right!" "Then what do you mean by sticking your left hand back?" "I'm going to dry my nail polish! 」___

Denmark

One evening many years ago, I wandered in a recording shop on the streets of Taipei. Just as I was choosing a CD, a voice came from behind me … It turned out to be a successful high school student … He pointed to a group of three blank videos and asked the boss. He asked: boss, do you have a single (Denmark) … but … the boss actually replied: I'm sorry! ! High school students, we don't sell porn. ___

Have you seen my dick?

One day, the chairman came to the company with his second son. When the chairman talked about lust, the second son was going to the toilet. The chairman looked around and asked the secretary: Have you seen my second son? The secretary: Ah. ___

lavatory

After reading so many jokes, I think I should make some contribution, so I post a joke from a magazine of a department of η University to explain it to you. The full text is as follows:

An old English lady went to Switzerland to find a house to enjoy her old age. She consulted the local teacher, finally found a suitable place, and then set off for England to pack her bags. After returning to England, I remembered that there seems to be no "convenient place" there, or, as she said, there is no W.C. (Press: Flush Toilet), so I wrote to ask the teacher. The teacher was confused by the "convenient place" and thought: since she came to enjoy the rest of her life, the "convenient place" should refer to Wesleyan Church (publisher: Wesleyan Church), so the teacher wrote back.

Dear madam: Peace! ! W.C. is 9 miles away from the house, and in a beautiful bush, it can accommodate 350 people at a time. It is open every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday, and many people will go there in summer, so please come early. Although there are many places to stand, some people like to play here for a day with lunch. Especially on Thursday, there will be a bagpipe ensemble after this time. The sound is so good that even the subtle sounds can be heard. You should be happy to know that it is really convenient for me to meet my sweetheart here and get married here. We will hold a charity sale. I hope you can come and join us. This time, our goal is to buy plush cushions. Everyone feels that this has been urgently needed for a long time. At present, the seats are riddled with holes. My wife is delicate, so she can't go often. She hasn't been there for six months. Of course, she is in pain because she can't go often. Finally, I sincerely welcome you. I'd be happy to reserve a seat in the front row or near the door for you, depending on which corner you like. ___

tooth

A father took his little daughter to the hospital for tooth extraction ... On the way home, he asked her if her tooth still hurts. Daughter: I don't know Leave your teeth to the dentist? …___

Materials ... stuttering?

There was a man who was born with a severe stutter. One day, when he was visiting a foreign land, it suddenly occurred to him that … Ah … I forgot how to get to the railway station … So … he stopped a passerby and said, please … please … sorry … ask … the fire … is on fire. The car ... how to stand ... walk ... but the strangest thing is that the passerby didn't answer ... so he asked: I ... I asked ... I asked you ... how do you ... get to the railway station ...? Hehe ... the passerby still didn't talk ... so he was a little annoyed. I ... I ... I asked ... Let me ask you something ... How ... how ... did you ignore me? Passers-by finally spoke: I ... I ... I'm sorry ... I'm sorry ... When I said ... you ... you would ... you would say ... I was ... I was learning from you. Talk like you. ___

Do you understand "things"?

I heard a funny joke at my aunt's house today, and I'd like to share it with you here.

One day, my aunt said to the children in the class (she is a kindergarten teacher), "You must be sensible! Suddenly a child said loudly, "teacher, I know five more!" 」___

Ghost joke (1)

Once upon a time, there was a rich family. There are only mom and dad and a pair of brothers and sisters at home. My sister died in a car accident. Since then, the family has been shrouded in gloom. One day, a man was walking in the park when he suddenly saw the back of a very beautiful lady. She was wearing white clothes and a blue silk scarf. Wow! How beautiful! The man thought so in his heart, so he followed the young lady to see where she lived. As a result, the lady found out and thought he was a pervert, so she was anxious.