What do you think of the campus joke contest?

There are two musicians, one is Dr. Le, who reads widely and loves reading encyclopedias, and the other is talking and laughing. They each have a batch of super iron powder, and neither side refuses to accept the other, so they decided to hold a joke king competition to decide the outcome. Please ask Mr. Song to be the referee.

Teacher Song strode onto the platform, cut his beautiful short hair and announced the rules of the competition: "Whoever laughs the other side down first will win."

As soon as Mr. Song finished speaking, Le Shuo's fans rushed to give him back rubs and massages ... Dr. Le's fans even moved the chair directly, and Dr. Le sat there like an old man, with one on the left hitting his back, the other on the right hitting his feet and legs, and some holding fans to fan Dr. Le.

Teacher Song smiled and said, "It's time to get ready. First of all, please invite Dr. Le to come to the stage and tell us jokes. Everyone welcomed him with warm applause! " Dr. Le swaggered onto the platform. When he came to the stage, he looked at Le and said proudly, "Hum, Le said that you talk about this and that every day. If someone asked you to talk about something serious, you wouldn't say it. I will win this king of jokes competition. " He cleared his throat and began to tell jokes: "Once upon a time, a man caught a squid. Squid begged him,' Let me go, don't bake me!' The man said,' well, I'll test you a few questions.' Squid said happily:' You take the test, you take the test. Then the man roasted the squid. Interesting, isn't it? "After Dr Le finished this joke, the students all burst out laughing, only Le said calmly.

Next, it's Le's turn to tell jokes. As soon as he came to power, he deliberately said in dialect, "Oh, it's my turn so soon!" The students almost fell to the ground with laughter. Then, Le Shuo began to tell the joke that made people laugh breathlessly: "One day, an old woman took a bus and sat halfway, but her mother-in-law didn't know the way. Her mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said,' Where is this?' The driver said,' This is my ass.' The whole class laughed their heads off, even their opponent Dr. Le fell to the ground laughing. With that, Le proudly walked down from the podium and said to Dr. Le, "You are going to lose!" " "Made a face again.

After they finished their jokes, Teacher Song took their hands and announced, "Today's champion is Le Shuo!" Just as I was about to raise my hand, a piece of paper fell out of Yue Shuo's ear. Teacher Song said to Le, "You won the championship like this, but you can't lose the credit, you know?" LeShuo bowed in shame.