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Qianshou Xiangyang
chapter one
In March, spring returns to the earth and everything is full of vitality. In the new year, working people have also begun a busy life. At the moment, a romantic and warm wedding is being held in S City to witness their love.
"Mr. Gu, would you like to marry this beautiful lady around you? No matter sickness or health, no matter poverty or wealth, will you never leave her and love her for life? " The priest stood in front of the rostrum, looked at the couple in front of him and read the oath to the handsome groom.
? The handsome groom did not immediately answer the priest's words, but gently shook the hand of the woman beside him, his wife, his lover, the only person he wanted to protect in his life. The figure of a woman is reflected in deep eyes, and a shallow coquetry smile hangs on her mouth. Light up my thin lips and say the oath of my life, "I will protect you and lead you to see today's sunset and tomorrow's sunrise." How nice! "
? "good!" The woman nodded happily with tears in her eyes. The man in front of me is the one she has been waiting for for for 24 years, and the one she wants to pursue without regrets! This moment is so happy!
? Friends and relatives around cheered and shouted "Kiss!" The priest in front of the rostrum didn't mind the disrupted declaration order, and smiled and blessed the couple. The woman looked at the man getting closer and closer to her face, and her thoughts gradually returned to the scene of the first meeting.
Chapter two, first glance.
March 23rd, 2000 is the17th day when Mu arrived in S city, the 1 1 day when she worked, her 20th birthday and the third day when she learned to ride a battery car. This day is also the beginning of a blow for her. S city in March is getting warmer and warmer, and the weather is not particularly cold. The warm sunshine is particularly comfortable to shine on. Maybe god is also giving such a gift.
"Brother, please give me the key to my sister-in-law's battery car. I decided to ride my nephew's battery car to work today. " Mo Yu looked at the weather outside the window and ran to his brother's room to borrow the key. "You go to work by bike? ! Haven't you learned to ride a battery car yet? Can you do it? " Dongsheng elder brother looked at Mo Yu with distrust and hesitated. Hearing this, Yumo said affirmatively, "Yes, I said I had learned it. Give it to me quickly. I wish I could ride slowly. Besides, it seems too late to catch the bus now. It's already 8 o'clock. " "All right, slow down." Brother Dongsheng heard Mo Yu say this, said a few words to her and gave her the key. "Thank you, brother, I'll go to work first!" Mo Yu got the key, said goodbye to his brother happily, and rode a small battery to work.
"The goddess of luck is on my side. Look how smart I am. This is it. " Mo Yu was elated, as if remembering something. He quickly took out his mobile phone, posed, took a beautiful selfie, then boarded the QQ space, uploaded photos and sent a message saying, "I'm smart, I can learn as soon as I learn, haha! Handsome! " Then @ met her two girlfriends, Zhu Bao and Bao Jing, and finally had a private chat with her brother for a while. Do all this and go to work happily.
Mo Yu is a sales intern in the building materials industry. Many people say that Mo Yu wasted three years in college. Because Yumo University has studied accounting for three years and got the qualification certificate, it is entirely possible to engage in this relaxed career. But Yumo doesn't want to go because she doesn't like accounting. She wants to do sales, hoping to meet more people and exercise herself through this line. For Yumo, all the hard work is worthwhile, because I like it, because it is my first step towards independence.
With a happy mood, Yumo walked into the door of the company. "Good morning! Mei Jie "Good morning, Yumo is quite early today!" The woman called Mei Jie by Mo Yu greeted her with a smile. "Well, I came by bike today, so it's still early." To the ink smiled and answered, "can you ride a bike? But there are too many cars in S city, so be careful when riding a bike! " When Mei Jie heard Mo Yu say that she came by bike, she was surprised, and then she told Mo Yu about it. Nodded to the ink, said know, and then also entered the working state. Because Yumo is a newcomer and unfamiliar with the company's products, today's work is just to learn product knowledge, sales process and some skills from Sister Mei.
? Time always flies. It seems that if you don't catch it, it will run away. It's time to get off work. Colleagues should pack up and go home from work. "Yumo, be careful when riding a bike!" Mei Jie looked at Mo Yu and got on the bus. She is not at ease. "I see, don't worry. See you tomorrow, sister. Bye-bye "Mo Yu said goodbye to Mei Jie with a smile, and then rode back on a donkey.
? Mo Yu thought while riding, today seems to be his birthday, and this is the first time he rode a donkey on the road. It feels so good!
"This is the honor you gave me ..."
The phone rang suddenly. Yumo saw the speed of the red light and thought it was not too late, so he picked up the phone. "Hello!" The other end of the phone replied: "Hello, express delivery every day. Your courier has arrived. Come down and get it. " "Oh, ok, I just got off work now. Can you wait for me? " Looked at the distance to the ink, replied. "Tick-tock, tick-tock ..." "The car horn behind me rang, and Mo Yu suddenly saw the original green light, so she got on the donkey, but she forgot that she was a beginner and was not ready to answer the phone with one hand. The car tilted and was about to fall down. Mo Yu quickly turned on the tap, but it was too late, only to hear a bang. Xiangmo has fallen. More unfortunately, the car overturned and hit a car coming from behind, and Xiangmo fell to the ground on the spot.
"Are you okay? Did you hit it? " Yumo's head came a very attractive male voice. He looked up and saw a man facing the light. Yumo couldn't see his face clearly, except that he was very tall, which should be 177cm. "Young lady, what's the matter with you? How long will it take to arrive! " The voice on the phone brought Mo Yu back to reality. "Sorry, is your car okay? Thank you too! " Pick up the phone from Mo and say sorry to the person who helped him pick up the car. The man held the car and looked at the little girl who was only about 155cm and bowed her head to apologize. "It's okay. Don't answer the phone next time you ride a bike. Safety is very important. " "Well, thank you!" Looking up at Mo, he smiled to answer. The man glanced at her mobile phone and saw that the phone was still on. He smiled and turned back to the car.
Mo Yu watched him go back to drive and quickly picked up the phone and said, "Brother Express, please help me put my things in that fruit shop. I just fell off my bike and I can't get there now. Please. " When I heard on the other end of the phone, "Are you okay? Ok, I'll play it for you. You ride slowly! " "Well, thank you." When the man heard the phone call from Yumo, he smiled helplessly and got on the bus. Hung up the phone with Mo, watched the man's car pass by her, and subconsciously raised his hand and made a gesture of sorry. Looking at the man's car drifting away, Yumo also rode home on a donkey.
? But just then, the man's cell phone rang, and before he answered the phone, there was a voice on the other end of the phone, "Boss, you are so boring!" " You didn't come to me when you came to s city. Fortunately, I learned from my third brother that you were coming today. Where are you now? I'll pick you up. I have something to deal with. Don't come here, I'll go back to B city later. "The man replied, what can I do for you? Go back in the evening. If you don't come to my place, I welcome you at any time! "The other end of the phone said anxiously." No, next time I have a chance, I'll drive. Hang up the phone. "The man hung up the phone without giving each other a chance. Think of that girl just now, the corners of the mouth evoked a smile.
After returning home, Mo Yu called Jay's younger brother and talked about it. Jie Ge said: "Yumo, in fact, the main person responsible for the donkey collision is the car, whether it is a big car or a small car." Mo Yu recalled, "It was my own fault. I didn't obey the traffic rules. It's my fault. That man didn't make me lose money or anything. So the people here are not bad. Okay, let's not talk about it. Are you okay at home? " It's already 1 1 p.m. after talking to Jay's brother on the phone. Yumo wants to go to work and sleep tomorrow. In his sleep, Yumo thought, "If you can see him again, you must tell him that you are really a good man".
Chapter three, destiny takes a hand meets again.
"Yumo, you can be distracted by my kiss, huh!" Gu Chen looked at the bride in front of him, distracted by his kiss, and bit her lips punitively.
The audience under the stage expressed their excitement and cheered loudly. "Another groom, another groom." "The bride blushed!" I don't know who shouted. Everyone's boos are getting louder and louder. I blushed and threw myself into Gu's arms. He buried his head in his chest and whispered shyly, "It's all your fault. Now I am ashamed to meet anyone. " "Tell me, what are you thinking? Did you miss me? " Gu also gently hug ink dust, low voice asked, tone is really so sure. Mo Yu patted his chest angrily and said angrily, "Know perfectly well past ask!" Gu Chen laughed after hearing this, gently straightened Shimo's face, looked at her with a smile and warmth in her eyes and said, "I am very happy!" " Kiss Mo Yu on the forehead! "Oh ..." Friends and relatives in the audience cried.
The priest looked at the scene a little out of control and quickly said solemnly, "Let's ask the bride and groom to exchange rings!" " Gu took out the prepared Dreiling, raised his right hand, and gently pushed the female ring into the ring finger. Mo Yu's eyes glistened with tears, and he put the male ring on the dusty ring finger of his left hand. When the ceremony was finished, I couldn't help hugging Gu. Tears can no longer control the flow out.
"Ye Chen, thank you for giving me a home."
"Thank you, Mrs. Gu. You want this family to succeed."
"Now I pronounce you husband and wife before God. Now you can enter the bridal chamber! " Maki Ka said with a smile, with Maki Ka's words, Chen Ye bent down to help the ink deep and remote, slowly walked to his lounge, while relatives and friends were cheering enthusiastically. Thinking to Mo, if it hadn't happened once, maybe we would never see it again. This may be destiny takes a hand!
Mo Yu has been engaged in building materials industry for half a year. In this work, Mo Yu learned a lot and understood many things. Mo Yu thinks that if he can't improve his performance in the second half of the year, he may really have to leave here.
On this day, Mo Yu heard from Yu Yu's property that a suite in Yu Yu was being renovated, so he ran to Yu Yu. Hardly had she got out of the elevator door when she heard a noise inside. "What do you think of this room? The lighting is good, too. The environment here is ok. Do you have any ideas about the decoration design of that house? " A man's voice came, thinking it should be a designer, so the owner must be inside. Mo Yu adjusted my thoughts, went in and greeted with a smile. "Hello! I just heard that there is a house being renovated here, so I came to have a look. I happened to meet you. I work in wallpaper and curtains. My name is Mu Yumo and this is my business card. " Say that finish respectfully handed two business cards in the past. The' designer' didn't take the business card and said, "We haven't started here yet. It's still early here?" "Handsome boy, that's not the definition of early not early. Some people look at this soft suit before they start work, and then consider the collocation of hard suit. Nowadays, soft clothes are becoming a way of life. Not just selling single items. It's more about showing a value, don't you think? " To the ink to refute him with a smile, turned to ask the man who hasn't been talking. The man took the business card, looked at the girl who was arguing with Liu, and asked himself and answered. There was a faint smile. It turned out to be her. I haven't seen her for six months. She is getting bolder and bolder, but she doesn't seem to remember herself. "Well, that makes sense." The man nodded and said. "You see, what I said really makes sense, right? What's your name, sir? " Graphite saw the person in front answer himself, thinking that the master should be very accommodating and immediately asked a question. But Liu Shao, who stood by, was shocked, because his boss, Mr. Gu and Mr. Gu, would never be so accommodating to girls. Sure enough, going to the theatre is more important, so I won't comment now. Gu replied, "Avoid your surname Gu". "Oh, Mr. Gu, are you looking for a decoration company or installing it yourself?" All right, pack it yourself. Oh, pack it yourself. It's safer to buy it yourself if it's the same material. Do you have any ideas about flexible packaging? "Mexico continue to ask questions. Gu still sit through and answer her. Lin Zhihang looked at two people talking and laughing and walked around the house. He wants to know whether the sun rises in the west today, or whether he went out without a brain this morning. Oh, my God, the boss is talking and laughing with a woman. During Lin Zhihang's fugue, I took the opportunity to ask Gu's phone and agreed to meet at the event site on September 9.
Lin Zhihang came to his senses and heard that the woman had left, saying whether to go or not. More importantly, she heard Gu say yes. "This voyage. You don't have to help me design the house. I will do other follow-up decoration materials myself. " After leaving Mo Xiang, Gu told the wandering Lin Zhihang. After listening to this, Lin Zhihang thought he should call his second brother, third brother, fourth brother and fifth brother and tell them that the boss is going to fall in love!
The fourth chapter, who circled who.
After a day of torture, the wedding is finally over. Fortunately, Gu is clever and powerful, otherwise this bridal chamber will really kill people. Mo Yu lay in a comfortable bathtub to relieve the fatigue of the day. He was glad that his husband was so clever. "Click" sound, opened his eyes to the ink, see also dust came in wearing pajamas, suddenly red in the face, "how did you get in? Get out! "
"Silly girl, you haven't gone out after staying here for so long. I'm afraid you're not feeling well, and you didn't take your pajamas. " Dust ink also looked at the group of shy people who couldn't wait to get into the bathtub and giggled and said, "You, where can't I see now? You are still shy. Come out quickly, don't suffocate people! "
"Damn, you laugh at me. Get out! Get out! " Xiang Mo blushed and brushed off the dust angrily. "Well, I'm going out. I left my clothes here. Don't soak for too long, or I'll faint soon! " Dust also put down his clothes, told 1, and then went out. Looking at the dust son went out to the ink, I was relieved, and I thought of the bridal chamber again, and my face turned red unconsciously. Grinding, Shimo grinded in the bathroom for half an hour before opening the door. As soon as I went out, I saw that Yi Chen had changed his pajamas and was lying on the big bed reading a book, and his face was red again.
Ye Chen heard the sound, looked up and saw the little man wearing a red nightgown, his fair skin was even more dazzling, and his long hair hung on both sides with water vapor, inviting crime. Yi Chen only felt his lower body tighten, and at the same time frowned his beautiful eyebrows. I put down my book and went to the bathroom to get a hair dryer. "Come here, your hair is so wet, why don't you dry it?" Ye Chen plugged in the hair dryer and called Mo Ye. Mo Ye walked to the bed with his head down and sat down, feeling the temperature of Ye Chen's hand and the whistling wind of the hair dryer. The quiet bedroom only has the sound of the hair dryer and the breathing of two people, but it seems so warm at the moment.
"Well, lie down, cover the quilt, and don't catch cold." Ye Chen turned off the hair dryer, told Yumo to lie under the quilt, and then put the hair dryer back in the bathroom. As soon as Ye Chen lay down, Yumo reached out and hugged Ye Chen, and gently asked, "Ye Chen, in your decorated room, did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
"What do you say!"
"I said, surely?" Smiling at the ink.
"Well, yes." Dust should arrive in a low voice, and his face is getting closer. I wonder who made the first move. It always happens when feelings are strong, not to mention they are still husband and wife.
"This is also dust ... it hurts ..." At the moment of entering, it gives the ink a faint breath.
"Lovely, lovely treasure, wait a minute won't hurt. Relax, trust me. Hmm! " Yi Chen stopped moving, and sweat fell from his cheek to Mo Yu's face. Mo Yu opened his eyes and looked at his lover, feeling that everything was worth it.
"Ye Chen, it doesn't hurt anymore, slow down!" Whispered to the ink.
"good!" Even if you let yourself suffer, you don't want the person you love to suffer.
Gradually, Shimo got used to it. "Dust ... dust ... dust ..." Frequent calls make it difficult for dust to control itself. Xiangmo was so tired that he didn't want to move at all. Later, the cleaning was also hazy, and I only felt that it was a good thing to be shameless. I fell asleep.
"Hello, Mr. Gu? Good morning! " Mo Yu calmed down and gently called out, "Hello!" There was a magnetic and deep male voice on the other end of the phone. "Hello, Mr. Gu, I'm Xiao Mu, a wallpaper maker. I saw it once last time, and I remember it! Yeah, that's right. Last time, you said you would come and see today's activities. What time do you think it is? " When Gu heard the voice, he suddenly remembered his date with the little girl, rubbed his brow and thought that he had forgotten to apologize for his work recently. "I'm sorry, I may not be able to go today. I am now in B city, and I will go and see it in a few days. " "Oh, well, then you can contact me in a few days. I'm a little tired of listening to your voice, so I won't bother you to rest! We will contact you next time. " Xiang Mo was a little disappointed to hear his answer, but found his voice a little tired and softened. I will make an appointment to contact you next time. Gu looked at his mobile phone and showed that the phone had been hung up. He couldn't help laughing. "This girl, how can a customer go like this!" Put the phone down and go freshen up.
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