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China women's volleyball team lost to American women's volleyball team. What do you think of Lang Ping coaching American women's volleyball team?
Some people say that Lang Ping 1998 left China because he was excluded.
Wrong. At that time, the women's volleyball team had played its greatest potential in the 1998 World Championships, and there was not much to tap. Many players are 25.6 years old and missed the best opportunity for Asian players to make achievements. In the 1998 World Championships, it was also a stumbling, and luck accounted for a lot. If Lang Ping continues to coach, the decline of women's volleyball is doomed. So Lang Ping must have left because she knew that the downward trend of women's volleyball was inevitable. After all, she is a famous volleyball player and won't miss this trend. As for Jin Hu's future, she is just a scapegoat.
2) Lang Ping went to America for money.
Wrong, few Americans like volleyball, and the volleyball population is relatively low. The American Volleyball Association's annual funding is also very limited. Lang Ping is willing to take beauty. First of all, he wants to take better care of his daughter. Secondly, the three visits of the American Volleyball Association also touched Lang Ping. If it's about money, Lang Ping can stay at home and be a bureaucrat like Sun Jinfang. I believe it is better than Sun.
3) Lang Ping brought advanced tactics and tactical secrets to the United States, which made the United States change from second-rate to first-rate.
Wrong, the United States has always been a strong team in the world, and the history of Sino-American war has won and lost each other. The United States swept China in the Sydney Olympic Games, and in 2002, led by Yoshida, it eliminated the popular Russian and entered the final of the World Championships. Therefore, for such a strong team, there is little difference between a coach and a belt, and in terms of results, Lang Ping and the US women's volleyball team are not as good as the runner-up in the World Cup led by Shenjida. Judging from the style of play of American women's volleyball team, there is basically no change, which is similar to that of China women's volleyball team, and may be almost delicate, but the storm is stronger than that of China.
4) Lang Ping should not get an American green card or become an American citizen.
Joke: It is our human nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. The American system is more humane and perfect, not to mention welfare, medical care and education. Lang Ping, it is normal for children to grow up in the United States. Even our Ms. Deng Yaping went to France to give birth, and the child naturally became French. Why not Lang Ping? As for the current situation in China, I won't talk about it. It can't be solved by winning an Olympic gold medal.
5) Lang Ping is cultivated by the state and should not be opposed to China.
Joke: Do sports competitions need to reach this height? What will the cynics scold when the volleyball match is cancelled that day? As a player, Lang Ping helped the women's volleyball team win four world championships. As a coach, she helped the women's volleyball team out of the trough and won the third place in the World Cup, the second place in the Olympic Games and the second place in the World Championships. These are not enough. What's wrong with people choosing their own lives nowadays?
6) Internet cynics really need to read more books, broaden their horizons, and don't export foul language and be despised. When Kim beat South Korea to win the Asian Games with China female songs, Koreans didn't know that they were better than you cynics.
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