There is an urgent need for a super funny "duet" script on campus.

Ben

A: Hello, happy holidays!

b: hmm? Festival? What festival? Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring the red envelope! A: What a mess! His birthday is long past!

b: oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

a: no way, you don't even know what day it is?

b: why should I know? Is today important? A: Of course! It's a holiday for all of us.

b: oh, I see, it's national day!

a: ah, it's not October 1st yet.

b: that's women's day! Let's wish all the mothers in the world a happy holiday

(singing: mom, mom, dear ...)

A: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

b: is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) Did the 7-day long vacation on May 1st make you sleepy? (Touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are stupid! Isn't it Children's Day?

a: ah! Are you kidding me? ! ! !

b: if I don't fool you, how can the students laugh?

a: ah! I'm a clown?

b: look at your figure. it's not a clown. is it an elephant?

a: ok, ok, I won't argue with you for the big holidays!

Let's wish all the students a happy holiday!

b: yes, but I can't!

a: ah! What are you busy with?

b: school activities are held during the day. how can I do without me?

a: what about the evening?

b: guess what I do?

a: it's a rare holiday. you must watch TV!

b: vulgar! Your grade is too low!

a: ah, you have a high grade. how high are you?

b: you're welcome. I'm only as high as the sky.

a: ah! You are a star! Disrespect! Disrespect!

b: it's nothing. it's just an occasional show or something. it's rare to show your face on the screen! Actually, you can, too!

a: me? Can I?

b: of course! Let the vast number of young friends have a look: Look at this little head, which is cleverer than a clever rest.

Look at this small mouth, which is more beautiful than a flower fairy, and look at these small eyes, which are smaller than crayons ...

A: Please, stop it. Besides, I'm going to pull it myself!

b: it's a super beauty anyway!

a: don't tease you! How can I be so good? I made people blush!

However, at ordinary times, my male classmates call me Cherry Maruko.

b: (secretly: is she a cherry ball? I'm still watermelon taro! )

that's great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station quickly. (pulling by hand)

A: Hey, hey, don't pull me yet, I have to ask you first.

b: what else is there to ask? it's you! We have to hurry!

a: it's not like your family owns the TV station. Your old man is a big star. Who will let me in as a primary school student?

b: hey, you don't believe me, do you?

a: yes, one of our primary school students wants to be on TV, so Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse have long lost their jobs? Let me guess. People won't even let me in the gate.

b: well, let's talk it over with uncle doorman!

a: well said? Do you want me to die like a beggar in the street: "Uncle, have pity on me, please pull, I won't live if you don't let me in!"

b: that's because they were used by the bad guys. we don't have to be so miserable!

a: so what shall we say? Let's just say, "Uncle, just let us in! We are not young, we are all over 2!

b: huh? Over 2?

a: yes, two people together!

b: do you still think someone is senile?

a: then say, "uncle, if you let me in, I'll give you a big bottle of Wahaha, okay?" After drinking my Wahaha,

eating is delicious. Mom, I want to-Wa, ha, ha!

b: look at you, you're not famous yet, so you're advertising like a star! I'm telling you, there's no need for this!

a: can you really get into the TV station?

b: nonsense, to tell you the truth, we are the host of the "June 1st" gala today!

a: hey! We can also be a host?

b: of course, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 1 times higher than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

a: so what's going on this year?

b: listen to me this year.

a: huh? Are you still the chief director?

b: that's not worth it! Last month, I wrote a letter to the TV station to solicit opinions from my classmates.

Tell us our thoughts and ideas in detail, alas! Guess what, people actually adopted it!

a: really?

b: they all praised me for my courage to participate, and also said that I have a sense of reform and innovative spirit, which is amazing! People are small and ambitious!

a: wow! Students, let's give our big star a round of applause!

b: (takes a sausage out of his pocket as a microphone) thank you, thank you! Everybody's applause! I must have done better than sister Ju Ping!

a: hey! It's really like that!

b: (taking a bite) ah! It tastes great!

a: cough, cough! Why did you eat first? Tell me what happened to the "June 1st" party!

b: the general idea is this: the big studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There are hundreds of birds forest, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and grasses, glass palaces, and all kinds of large building blocks, which are shining with wonderful aura and colors under the changing computer lights.

a: how beautiful!

b: plus classic children's songs from all over the world, that's poetic!

a: the stage must be beautiful, too.

b: of course! They are all the best schemes selected from the designs of small painters from all over the world, and then integrated together,

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It is easy to get lost if you are not careful!

a: what's on at the party?

b: wow! That would be wonderful! Let me introduce the cast first.

a: who are there?

b: here is the hero chorus "ode to the motherland" in one hundred patriotic films played by 1 young actors.

a: ok! Carry forward the patriotic tradition and strive for the rejuvenation of China!

B: Here is a large-scale song and dance program "Our Festival" performed by famous Chinese and foreign cartoon actors such as the Monkey King, Snow White, Shen Bi Ma Liang, Xiao San Mao, Flower Fairy, Gourd Baby, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon and Crayon Shinchan.

a: ok! It symbolizes the World Children's Gala!

B: There are choruses, ensembles, dances, sketches, acrobatics, martial arts, cross talks, plays,

magic tricks and games on the stage ... Anyway, anything can be done except urinating!

a: nonsense!

b: there are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers; The host invited our space hero Uncle Yang Liwei to meet with you.

The children thank the parents, teachers and children artists who have worked hard day and night for our healthy growth!

a: yes! Should, should!

b: please also invite children's representatives from poor areas to take the stage to accept our holiday gifts and wishes.

a: we are hand in hand and heart in heart.

b: a little calligrapher, painter, photographer, poet and inventor, performing on the spot!

a: what a rich program!

b: yes, the applause at the scene is definitely louder than the snoring!

a: who are the guests invited to the party?

b: leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even grandpa Annan, the Secretary-General of the United Nations, came. < P > Unfortunately, three important people were missing.

a: who is missing?

b: American president George W. bush.

a: what a big shelf this old boy has!

b: what! People's backyard was on fire because of the Iraq war, and their eyebrows were on fire. < P > How can they be in the mood to play with us?

a: who else is there?

b: former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein!

a: is his house on fire, too?

b: your house is on fire! Our old comrade Sa is being tried in an international court! Besides, George W. Bush is not allowed to come!

a: hey! What a pity! Who's the other one?

b: that's the famous terrorist boss-Ben bin laden!

a: it should be bin laden, right?

b: it's all the same anyway.

a: what's wrong with him?

b: I'm hiding in a cave at present. If I call him, he's afraid to answer, and he doesn't know the address when he writes!

we really don't know how to contact him!

a: he'd better not come!

b: why?

a: if he comes, there will be only two people left in the big studio!

b: where has everyone gone?

a: they all ran away at the sight of old bin laden!

b: then why is there another one?

a: that's the big star!

b: who is it?

a: it's the host who is not afraid of death!

b: ah! It's me! ! !

a: who else is there?

b: I won't do it! I'd better run quickly!