Find it quickly. Humorous little joke that hurts.

1. What is mathematics? You won't. It's math. I'm telling you, if you can't go to college in the future, you can get a false tooth. Do you know what false teeth are? That is, when you stop at someone's dental clinic and see someone passing by, you come running with a math book and say, I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of problem. Everyone must be laughing their heads off. If they can't find their teeth, they will go straight in and fill them. As soon as you go to the dentist's office, the boss must count the money and make him grin. Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence is zero, wisdom is zero, and together it will always be zero. I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States. If you do well in the college entrance examination, please call me at once 1 19! Oh, no, it's too late. Call 1 19. My nosebleeds are sprayed all over America! It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents didn't do a good job in the revolutionary work. 7. Fools happen every year, especially this year. 8. The workers in the welfare factory are drooling, and the money is still clear. What about you? The money is unclear. 9. The people in our school are all in rags. The so-called good students are scouring pads sold in the supermarket. People in our middle school go to college. It's a suit made of rags. 10. Teaching you well is a scientific research achievement, and I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately. 1 1. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. Did you eat? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who left without saying goodbye! 12. In order to please the director, the driver who lives in the countryside brought the director green corn from home. The director said politely, "This is not good, it will cost you money." The driver said, "Nothing. Here, these corn are all for pigs. " 13. There are three brothers at home. Older people are called hooligans, second are called kitchen knives, and third are called troubles. One day, the third one was lost, and the boss took the second one to the police. When I arrived at the police station, the boss said, "I am a rogue. I brought a kitchen knife to make trouble today. " 14. The unit leader made a concluding speech: The reasons for our poor work are: First, we slept like a widow, and there was no one on it; Second, like a prostitute, the coat is always changed; Third, just like sleeping with your wife, our own people always fuck our own people. 15. One afternoon … it rained heavily … I was on Zhonghua Road with my classmates. As a result, three or four fire engines passed by ... I heard a group of 17-and 18-year-olds talking next to them. A: It's raining hard. Why is there a fire? What's the fire truck doing outside? B: Stupid! You don't understand ... it's out drinking water! I hope it works. Thank you for your adoption.