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What is "Erkang has gone to Myanmar and can't come back"?
I have to say that netizens are really talented people who can dig out. I believe many people know that the TV series Princess Huanzhu is a must-have product for summer vacation. In the third part, Erkang was forced to come to Myanmar to protect the swallow. There, he changed completely, and he lost his martial arts. He was also kept in a dark room with rats, and he was extremely poor. There was a huge difference before and after he went to Myanmar, and he eventually became an addict.
This is what the sentence "Erkang has gone to Myanmar and can't come back" means. Actually, it's an early stalk. It's just that the recent events in Myanmar have made this stalk hot again. I believe many people can't wait to go back and "appreciate" this story again (﹁) ~→
Put aside the fictional plot of TV series for the time being. If anything, let's talk about the real Myanmar related to this hot stalk.
Before, four students from Hefei, Anhui Province sneaked into Myanmar, and the loss of contact was found, which caused concern. Later, Li Wei talked about the escape experience in North Myanmar, which once again made the related topics in Myanmar a hot topic.
On March 17, a college student in Hefei New Station District, Anhui Province was reminded that four college students illegally crossed the border during their internship and lost contact after arriving in Myanmar. At present, the police are investigating. On March 18, many media reported this matter, which immediately attracted attention. It stands to reason that the propaganda of overseas fraud is everywhere now, and schools should transmit all kinds of information in time. I don't understand why they were cheated.
Fortunately, our police found these four children in just two days. Fortunately.
On March 2 1, Li Wei, a native of Jinan, Shandong Province, told an online story about an experience that shocked Myanmar.
According to Li Wei, at the end of last year, in order to pay 6.5438+0.7 million yuan, Li Wei was cheated to Yunnan, then kidnapped, forced to sneak into Myanmar, and then sold to an electronic fraud company. People don't know how to feel such a situation. Anyway, I just watched it on TV, which was very sad.
Li Wei also said that the office building of the electric fraud company has set up simulation scenes, and the decorative scenes include seascape, office and KTV box. Li Wei recalled that some people in the office were covered with scars, some were working in handcuffs, and no one was in a normal state.
Finally, I found an opportunity. Li Wei escaped when the security guard was not looking. He changed buses n times in the mountainous area of China-Myanmar border, and finally returned to Qingshuiguan. On June+10 this year, Li Wei surrendered himself and was fined 4,000 yuan for "crossing the border illegally".
Li Wei should have regretted it at that time, because he said that the road to China was very close, less than two hours' drive, but there were dangers everywhere. Now, Li Wei tells everyone through live broadcast and video that it is best for singles not to travel to Southeast Asia, and they must be wary of overseas high-paying jobs.
"It is even more impossible to escape from being beaten in northern Myanmar", which is a saying circulating in the industry. I believe many people have heard of "Ga Mo Zi", which is the torture used against the victims. These people get thousands of knives.
If you search this kind of news, many of them are cases of smuggling because they believe in high-paying overseas recruitment. Our police uncle always reminds us that we should take formal channels to find a job and be alert to the trap of high-paying overseas jobs.
On the other hand, smuggling will also face severe punishment by law. Article 322 of China's Criminal Law stipulates that anyone who violates the laws and regulations on the administration of national (border) territory and illegally crosses the national (border) territory, if the circumstances are serious, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than one year, criminal detention or control, and shall also be fined; Whoever steals across the country (border) for the purpose of joining a terrorist organization, receiving terrorist training or carrying out terrorist activities shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than one year but not more than three years and shall also be fined.
People who want to make a fortune in Myanmar must watch Princess Zhu Huan 3 carefully. What kind of person is Fu Erkang, with background and knowledge, a first-class master? Even he was tortured in Myanmar, so please be careful! Don't listen to the lies of getting rich abroad! Liar! There is no pie in the sky, only a trap!
As for these places, I think they are safe for the motherland anyway. Our home is 9.6 million square kilometers, with beautiful scenery and high salary. Why go to these places? Of course, if you insist on going, please keep your eyes open and be alert. After all, there is only one life.
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