Cantonese classic quotations

Before my first love, I thought I was Yang Guo. The only difference in Yang Guo in my book is that there is a big eagle.

2. I just need love. As long as I meet my little dragon girl, I can quit school and retire from the mountains and move into the New Territories. But I have to live in a villa in Spain. I can't live in a country house. I'm afraid of snakes, insects, mice and ants.

Then I will go out of town once a month, but I won't stay long. I went in after asking my aunt for pocket money.

4. no. Basically, I spent all my time under the idea of getting rid of Form One to Form Five.

5、? ? At that time, the hottest debate topic in the school was: "Should middle school students fall in love?" In my opinion, I should only debate "Should middle school students study?"

Before I fell in love for the first time, my little dragon girl only needed one condition, that is, beauty. I know I'm shallow, but what? ? I didn't know my body was so important when I was in the array.

7. In love, women are the greatest!

8. Men sacrifice for the pursuit of beauty; When a woman dies, she only gets a hemp guy! And the greatest thing is that they don't feel sacrificed at all.

9. If you talk to a woman, hey, your boyfriend has bad breath!

10, I listen to you, because I am not handsome, so I can't act, and you shouldn't listen to me! Because it's none of my business, I shouldn't be responsible You should tell my parents that it's my fault. If you want to punish, you should punish them. If you are ugly in the future, punish your parents not to act! The rest of the guests are making eggplant coffee!

1 1. Am I an irresponsible person, for my parents? ? I have been in charge for more than 20 years in a short time. Do you think I'm easy to do?

12, I don't study well, or I'm not qualified. I will put my parents in charge. I will sign my own report card.

13, whenever my parents have an argument, I will ask them to be patient with each other for my childhood. Hey! I told him to make trouble in the street!

14, I am a big boy. I don't know whether I should believe in my neighbors, what to do, or what my life and career are like. I ask my parents to take care of me.

15, is it really important to be handsome? If there are people, men can't drive handsome guys, but they are talented.