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1. One small step makes a long-term regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

2, don't say love to others easily, don't st

One small step makes an everlasting regret.

1. One small step makes a long-term regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

2, don't say love to others easily, don't st

One small step makes an everlasting regret.

1. One small step makes a long-term regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

2, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, make a joke and leave.

I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.

It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.

A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever, because it can't see its fingers.

6. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

7. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

8. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people backward.

9. What you lost never really belonged to you, so you don't have to regret it.

10, freezing for three feet was not built in a day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen were not built in a day.

1 1, it is said that don't be impulsive when you are angry. If you are not impulsive, you can still be angry.

12, some things are called stimulation; There is a feeling called being stimulated.

13, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

14, handsome is not bad at all, but I don't think it is as good-looking as my boys.

15, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs are still pigs, and people are sometimes worse than pigs and dogs.

16, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

17, the exam is not terrible, what is terrible is that people with low IQ will be caught cheating.

18, you put bricks on the toilet and lifted yourself too high.

19, can you stop being angry with me and have a baby!

20, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

2 1, woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die if it bleeds for a week.

22. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

23. The house price is so high that I can't even make up the down payment for your heart.

24. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

25, I want to be as strong as a cactus, but also learn to poke the bad guys.

26. At the end of the world, all the dinosaurs died. So I'm worried about you this time.

27. Grandpa Mao said: People who don't want to get married are hooligans.

28. It's good to listen to English songs. I'm not tired of listening for half a year, because I don't understand.

29, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!

30. Shameless people follow the feelings of others, and shameless people follow their own feelings.

3 1. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

32. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

33. The secret of pain is to have leisure time to worry about whether you are happy or not.

Whether it is sunny or rainy, it is a good day to sleep in a cage.

35. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

36, life is not long, you can live, there is not much money, just spend enough.

37. Women like to watch the waves in the sea, but men are not waves.

38. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

39. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

40. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

4 1. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

42. Oh, I'll go. You are so busy that you have to go to the bathroom by yourself.

43. It is also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the road and I repair the bystander road.

44. Don't accuse me of spelling in the future. This is anti-counterfeiting technology.

45. Good women never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.

46. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

47. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better, but for yourself.

48. The woman who treats me badly curses you for being sucked dry.

49. Looking at the people locked out, did they lose or did we win?

50. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

Inspirational Quotations: Even if you fall, stand up beautifully and cry again.

1, stand up beautifully and cry again even if you fall.

Never giving up is the best quality of successful people.

Sprinkle into the fertile soil of struggle, and a drop of sweat is a good seed of hope.

It is better to forget each other than to care about each other. In fact, it's just an unwise but ridiculous excuse for your cowardice.

5. Always know that you are not the only one who works hard.

6. The highest state of doing business is that the off-season is not weak and the peak season is more prosperous.

7. Eat what others can't eat and do what others don't want to do!

8. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

9. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future, and have no time to think about the past.

10, when you really want something, the whole universe will unite to help you finish it!

1 1, I forgot what I was like.

12, some people say that there are two glasses of water in life, one is bitter water and the other is sweet water.

13, you should choose the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows.

14, the sky is long, but it is not leaking. Mills of God grind slowly but sure.

15, you never belonged to me, let alone lost anything.

Inspirational soliloquy: Even if you fall, stand up beautifully and cry again.

1, the road you choose, you have to go on your knees.

2. Good ideas are very cheap. What is really priceless is the person who can realize these ideas.

Even if you fall, you should stand up beautifully and cry again.

4. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover!

People will meet countless times in their life. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart.

6. Everyone will eventually become more like himself.

7, pay attention to keep healthy, the body is the capital of the revolution!

8. You should study at any time and learn everything; We should concentrate on learning more and everything.

9. Most of the pain is the result of refusing to leave. There is no doomed misfortune, only perseverance.

10, you are not a poet, but you can live poetically.

1 1, I succeeded because I never hesitated.

12, learn thinking methods from all winners and losers.

13, all sadness is the past. As time goes by, you will find that your happiness is much more than you think.

14, doers can cultivate oases in the desert, and lazy people will not have a bumper harvest in fertile fields.

202 1 inspirational quote: even if you fall, stand up beautifully and cry again.

1, stand up beautifully and cry again even if you fall.

Never giving up is the best quality of successful people.

Sprinkle into the fertile soil of struggle, and a drop of sweat is a good seed of hope.

It is better to forget each other than to care about each other. In fact, it's just an unwise but ridiculous excuse for your cowardice.

5. Always know that you are not the only one who works hard.

6. The highest state of doing business is that the off-season is not weak and the peak season is more prosperous.

7. Eat what others can't eat and do what others don't want to do!

8. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

9. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future, and have no time to think about the past.

10, when you really want something, the whole universe will unite to help you finish it!

1 1, I forgot what I was like.

12, some people say that there are two glasses of water in life, one is bitter water and the other is sweet water.

13, you should choose the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows.

14, the sky is long, but it is not leaking. Mills of God grind slowly but sure.

15, you never belonged to me, let alone lost anything.