Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask a cold joke, super cold!
Ask a cold joke, super cold!
2. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
Go to McDonald's to buy a cone, and it's finally my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " I didn't expect the waiter to say loudly to me; "Two rollers, four dollars!"
Once upon a time, there was a polar bear. A bear was bored and decided to go to the South Pole to play with penguins. So he set off, walking and walking. After walking for three years, he suddenly remembered that the gas at home was irrelevant, so he turned and turned off the gas. Turning off the gas, he set off again, walking. After walking for three years, he arrived at the home of the Antarctic penguin and knocked at the door: Penguin, Penguin come out, let's play together. Penguin said: No more playing.
5. A frog came to the town and said, "Whoever kisses me will be the queen!" All the girls in the town came to see it, and the last girl stood up and kissed the frog. Bang! She suddenly turned into a female frog. The male frog said happily, let's go to the pond to get married!
- Previous article:A joke to coax me.
- Next article:Xiaoming rolls out a series of jokes and background music.
- Related articles
- Ella cut her mother's hair with kitchen scissors. What should she pay attention to during the haircut?
- What non-hero props in Crossing the Line of Fire completely affect the game balance?
- One of my college roommates taught herself about the stock market for more than three years, but why did she say that she never bought any stocks?
- What is the major of automobile maintenance in university?
- How to accept a man's transfer humorously?
- How did Emperor Taizong and Li Shimin get Tubo Songzan Gambu to marry Princess Wencheng?
- Why was Roy teased when the video of Scripted Shark came out?
- Tik Tok and Internet celebrities have 84 funny words.
- A short philosophical story!
- What is the ranking of the top ten famous snacks in Chongqing?