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What does every animal in the zodiac lack?

Do you know that every Zodiac animal lacks an organ?

Rats have no brains.

mouse

Because there is an idiom "shortsighted", what does it mean? In other words, the mouse only sees what is in front of it, has no vision and no overall situation, so it has no brain.

Cows have no teeth.

Cows have no upper front teeth, so they have no teeth. Why don't cows have maxillary incisors? Legendary, of course. It is said that the land was barren at that time, and the Jade Emperor decided to send people to plant grass in order to add a touch of green to the world. At that time, cattle, as immortals, were ordered to descend to earth. The Jade Emperor told him to take three steps and sprinkle a handful of grass seeds. When he arrived at the worse gate, he fell down, knocked out his front teeth and messed up the jade emperor's orders. On the earth, cows scatter three handfuls of grass seeds every step, so the world is full of weeds. The cow returned to the sky and was punished for eating grass for life because it violated the jade emperor's will. At the same time, because weeds invaded people's cultivated land, cattle were also punished to work for others for life. It has a good life, too. It works hard and eats grass all its life.

A tiger without goods.

Because tigers basically don't eat grass back. Why is this happening? The tiger's neck is short and its bones are not flexible enough, so it is difficult to turn back. Moreover, the tiger is arrogant and disdains to look back.

A rabbit without lips

Anhydrous dragon

Some people say that "there is dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground", which means that dragon meat is delicious in the sky but not on the ground. Some people say that the best food is dragon liver and chicken gall, and think that dragon liver is delicious because there is no such thing in the world, so it is impeccable. The dragon itself is a legendary animal, not to mention whether he has a liver.

Snakes have no feet.

There is an idiom "gild the lily".

Mawuwei

Because ponytails don't have real tails like oxtails and donkey tails, they are overgrown and can't stand up. In fact, it has no real tail. It is said that a ponytail can't be lifted through tofu, so it has no tail.

Sheep have no viscera.

Because sheep are afraid of things, they are uneasy at the slightest sign of trouble. Afraid of everything, dare not do anything.

Monkeys have no stomach.

Because the monkey's stomach is too small, what it eats is hidden on both sides of its cheeks and digested slowly with saliva, so it seems to have no stomach.

Chicken without bladder

Chickens don't pee, and each has its own way. As we know, chickens can't pee, and even if they pee, they are pulled out with shit.

Dogs have no legs.

Legend has it that a county grandfather who loves his people like a son has something wrong with his legs. Cao Guojiu, the Eight Immortals, transplanted a bad official's leg to this county grandfather and transplanted a dog's right hind leg to this official. Therefore, most followers are called dog legs, giving the dog a mud leg. Therefore, when a dog urinates, it needs to lift its right hind leg for fear of ruining it.

Pigs have no ears.

Because the pig's ears are too big to cover the ear canal, so the hearing is too weak or no hearing, which is actually equivalent to no ears. So, you are not smart because you don't listen. Don't look up, just see a small piece in front of you, just bow your head and arch forward.