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It's interesting that children don't sleep.
The baby hasn't slept yet, and he won't get up tomorrow morning. Baby, go to sleep, okay!
I was in a bad mood last night and didn't even want to talk to my baby! The baby stayed awake for five minutes, then woke up and cried twice before falling asleep. I can't bear to make such a lovely baby cry. I want to be a good mother!
The fart has started to make trouble recently. I didn't sleep after eating milk, and I kept muttering and crying for a hug. It's fine during the day, especially at night. I have to put him to sleep when I yawn. I finally put him down, woke up and almost collapsed. Are all babies like this?
The baby does not sleep. Friends circle talks about the baby staying up at midnight.
The baby really doesn't brag. During the day, my neighbors praised my baby for being so good. He didn't cry or make trouble. At night, he was so proud that he kept crying and didn't sleep.
There is a lovely baby named Sleeping, a baby who is awakened by torture, and a baby who stays up all night …
The boy with big eyes stayed up in a daze at night, which made his mother hurt pia very much. His mother said to him, good baby, look at small eyes at night instead of big eyes, look at big eyes during the day!
Baby, you know what? You look the most beautiful when you sleep ~ sleep at night. If you don't sleep, mom will be very tired.
A baby with unlimited energy every day basically doesn't sleep at night, forcing Ma Ma to buy books to read.
The baby doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and talks about feelings.
Baby Day 5: I was tortured to death by my baby. My temper is like my dad's, and even my sleep quality is like my dad's. I am a complete sleep scum. Don't sleep during the day, don't sleep at night, wake up at the slightest noise, and wake up after feeding. As a result, my husband and I were basically deprived of sleep.
My baby is very thin these days. During the day, he slept well. Despite the noise, we still can't wake up. We didn't sleep at night. We had to hug and walk. The three of us took turns to coax him to sleep all night. We either woke up after putting him in the crib, or slept in the crib. When we turned to close the door, she woke up in a few seconds, and her ears were really sensitive ... I really had to hold my hand down.
I am angry that the baby doesn't sleep at night. Eva said: mom is angry and the baby doesn't sleep. After a while, dad said to Eva, Mom is not angry, go to sleep. Eva said: Mom is happy and the baby is happy.
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