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Thank you for asking some terms in Taiwan Province Province.
The words often said in some Taiwanese dramas are as interesting as the words from Minnan dialect. A billiard stick that doesn't hit the ball is called a "mallet". If a singer is caught lip-synching on the stage, he will be hammered this time. If you get angry in a hurry again, that state is "crazy" Picking up a hairy crab's back and watching its legs run in the air, the crab is going crazy at the moment. It is estimated that when you talk about "madness" in the future, a big crab will appear in front of you. ●● Quite ●● Quite means support. For example, "I support you" means I support you. "Strong" and strong support. Not long ago, Derek Wu participated in the filming of "Bitter Girl", which was also supported by Rene Liu. He claimed that * * * could only do it. Jolin Tsai is in an emotional stage, and her friend piggy supports her. ●●●●● Watermelon depends on the big side ●● This word is now used to refer to the snobbish and powerful side. However, the original meaning of Lin Qingxuan, a writer in Taiwan Province Province, explained in detail in his collected works that all kinds of fruits have their own characteristics and are suitable for people to eat. For example, persimmons are cold and people who are physically weak should not eat more, while fruits such as watermelons are very strange in nature. People who are in good health eat more and more, while those who are in poor health eat more and more. ●●●●● Thank him ●● This word is very close to the causative usage in Chinese, which means playing tricks on him, making him make a fool of himself, and also making fun of him on purpose. Some time ago, someone wanted to find a funny Wu Qixian to shoot underwear ads. His good friend Li Mingyi couldn't help but throw him away and said, "Some manufacturers are willing to spend money!" ●●●● Good health ●● Generally refers to good things, discounts, or things that can be used. Join the "Haokang Club" and participate in various "Haokang activities". Remember to visit members' "Haokang Special Zone" from time to time. ●●●●● Fake smile ●● The "paste" in Shanghai dialect is called "fake smile" in Taiwanese. There are not only artists who deliberately play tricks on talk shows in Taiwan Province Province, but also many such cold humor talents around us. ●●●●● Tucao ●● Speaking ill of others on a small scale is similar to the meaning of breaking the news, but there are more ingredients to pour bitter water. For example, not long ago, a famous person in Taiwan Province Province revealed his plan to the media, saying that he wanted to take his wife abroad for a holiday. At the same time, his wife immediately vomited, "Every time he takes me abroad, it's because of a performance! He may not even remember my birthday. " ●●●●● Hard ●●● It's unnatural. Wu Zongxian once said that guests were welcome to sing the song "Sweet Honey", and once won the first prize for everyone. The guests were very surprised and corrected, "No, this is a story of a small town". "I have no face, so I have to" stubbornly ":"No, no, this song is called Sweet Honey, but the lyrics are Small Town Story. How about this? Let everyone have a step! "Then he turned to the accompaniment band and said," That teacher, please use a sweet prelude and then enter the story of a small town. " The audience laughed. Not bad. ●●●●● Grab the female lice and bite each other ●●● Bored, grab two female lice and watch them bite each other. What could be more vivid than this description of leisure? The legendary washing charcoal ends here. ●●●● What bowl of cakes ●● What do you mean? You ask me what a bowl of cake means, and I can only tell you "what does it mean?" Example: "What cake is playing in Hollywood? It is really' killing'. " "Pig's head" is a very popular word in Taiwan Province Province, which is used to call people stupid and describe people ugly. Much like the "pig head three" in Shanghai dialect, it is much more interesting than calling people pigs directly. Many MMs like to call their gg a pig's head, which contains elements of love. There is a joke. The teacher said that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is a treasure. Do you have anything to add? Xiaoming stood up timidly and said, "Its name can also be used to call names. "... the pig is really poor. ●●●●● Some things are useless ●● In the words of Beijingers, they are things with no ideas, such as "what to do with those who have nothing, do something practical". He just likes talking all day. ●●●● There should be spring ●● It is not a good thing to shrug your shoulders and have spring, be poor and have spring, keep it and be rotten. Generally, bad adjectives can be followed by "spring", which means that this word is not enough to describe. For example, if it's ugly in spring, it's ugly as hell. Think about it, ugly enough to be dumped. ●●● LKK ●● LKK is the abbreviation of Labor Science, which means conservative elderly. Only when you are never too old to learn, will you not become LKK. ●●●●● Xiaolongbao ●● In Taiwanese, it is described as cute and pure. It comes from an online joke, saying that noodles want revenge on meat buns, and they beat the buns, but they didn't find the owner. The steamed buns tearfully asked why they hit me, and the noodles angrily replied, "Don't think that you pretend to be cute, so I won't recognize you. "●●●●● Ghost cat is an idiom of young people, which means that when a person is bored, interesting and picky, he produces some behaviors different from ordinary people, insists inexplicably on some small things, is not appreciated, and causes people around him to be quite crazy. This is the ghost cat. This word comes from Minnan dialect. There is a technical term called "short circuit", which is called "short" in English and translated by Hong Kong people as "short". When it was spread to Taiwan Province Province, it was really used. You can easily hear mm say "You are funny" to gg, just like we say "You are crazy". "Skimming", "Skimming to prevent colds", "Skimming to travel in Hawaii" and "Skimming to read easily" ... Skimming, transliteration of English tips. We usually call it a tip. ●●●● Tightness means eating fast, eating fast is easy to panic, and it is easy to break the bowl. This sentence means that you should take it thoroughly and slowly, so as to avoid "haste makes waste". ●●●●● Zhi Dai's great article●●●● Things have become big and serious, and they are out of control. "I got salted duck eggs in the exam, and the teacher scolded me. I have to tell my family that this next generation must be great. "●●● Maji ●● Only good friends can call you Maji. Both of them are very lucky, which means that they are very close. In fact, this word comes from the English word "match", which describes that clothes are well matched and harmonious. In this way, Ma Ji is used to describe the relationship between good friends. When Taiwan Province Province celebrated the Year of the Rooster, there were chicken-like lanterns on the Lantern Festival, and someone immediately suggested that there must be horse-like lanterns. A horse and a chicken together become a horse, and it is also good luck to take a homonym. ●●● A ●● A used to refer to corruption. A pocketed a sum of money. Now, this A means free, no charge. Therefore, people who are greedy and cheap tend to steal from others. In "Kangxi Comes", Xiao S pretends to ask for a drop when she sees that the female guest brings something. ●●●●● Stroll around ●●● refers to wandering in the street. If your mother calls you "think clearly, don't go anywhere." "That means mom has been very dissatisfied with your behavior. Get smart before it's too late. Don't loiter outside after school. Go home and do your homework honestly. ●●●●● Come down early ●● Walk around. Taiwan Province sounds "pa". Go around. Such as ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥ ‥. Used to describe people who are very spineless! ●●●● The meaning of cow force ●●● Thick armor ●●●● Delicious ●● Lalei ●● The appearance of bullying and entanglement ●●●● Just look up a fierce woman ●●●●●● ● Kiang ●●●●●● Stealing ●●●● ●●● Gien ●● ● Reserved, brave, hard-supporting ●●●● ● Liao ●●● ● Understand ●●● ● ● Desire ●●● AO ●● Turn over and plow: crash, accident ●●● Be ●● Kiss without picking: pity, waste ●● Gaqia (driving) ●●● Crying hunger: ghosts call ghosts ●●●●●●● Han Cao (China grass) ●●●●● Body ●●● Pong Hong (Peng Feng) ●●●●● ● Don't be a faggot ●●● Don't be fake ●●●●● Lai will catch it ●●●●● No problem ●●●●●●●●● Hangzhou ●●● Very popular ●●●●●●●● ● Xiuen ●●● ● Shame on people ●●●● ● The train is not as good as the locomotive ●●● ● Planting strawberries ●●● ● Leaving a kiss ● ● Kicking. Challenging ●●●●● Shake a little ●●●●●●● Fake fairy ●●●● Deliberately pretend ●●●●●●●●●●● ● Popular terms in Taiwan Province province's catchphrase handbook ~ Out-of-tune version powder: occasionally: I am muddy: you are plain: fat: back to sauce: so brewed: so thick: eat, go out of business: go, Qi Jianjie:. I don't understand Matteo Ricci's help: You also help Aunt Alima, a girl who looks very hot (Leo's advertisement): Ah, You help (enhanced version) patriotic poet: landlubber (Qu Yuan drowned in the river) Popular expressions ~ Turn to three curved versions of Silly: Idiot Glass: Ass Hot: Beautiful Drum: Smoking Spitter: Pistol Note: Police farting: Chatting around the stove, gastric lavage: Drinking, burping: After pressing the road: Shopping, Shuikun people: Very mixed into the bitter kiln: planting flags in prison. Z went to the midnight show: playing with the kiss locomotive: turtle hair, GGYY train: the locomotive surpassed the locomotive owner: the last place in the exam suitcase: ultra-dual-frequency, such as class C: ultra-flat chest, wait a minute: wait a minute (slut) Gu Lu: the second last place in the exam Pikachu's brother: itchy skin gives a Wuzhishan: a palm-sized stove: the third last place in the exam, Four muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded muddleheaded. Bad situation: sorry hammer: boyfriend's mallet: wrong spit: pull me back. Honey: Dear three hours: What's the matter? I don't know how to nail a lonely branch: I carry eight bags by myself: come on. Hey yo: Good morning. Shanjia: It's okay. GAY: Don't catch the fake one. No problem. Ghosts call the back of the chair: such as mourning, Arnie, Big Brother, kkissing, kissing. Unfortunately, this is a waste of climbing belt. My head is not bright. I like it. I like it. I muttered to myself. I'm so tired. My daughter-in-law: dead child A: I can get a morning call without spending money. Simulated playing with guns is a mess: heavy and unhappy, strange: mood (KIMOJI) three good plus one good: good death (four good) no mountain road: describing people is useless? Not good? Not good? : why? Why? Why? Popular expression ~ gourmet version of sesame: annoying guava: no coconut shell: bra chocolate: betel nut planting strawberry: hickey shaved ice: unpleasant meaning red bean paste: really? Steamed buns: loaded with cute banana guava: Wulitou fried dough sticks: fancy boys eat ice: eat amphetamine and rub hemp: have a girlfriend: apple bread: sanitary napkin biscuits: refer to coquettish girls tea bags: trouble. Kind of taro: on big protein: idiot plus idiot plus neurotic rice moss: super ignorant (supercilious look enhanced version) buzzwords ~ letter version British young tooth LM spice girl BF boyfriend GF girlfriend SYY cool OBS Obasan SPP vulgar OGS Ogi sang PDG skin in itchy LPT roadside stall SDD water Dangdang CBA cool LOA old taro LKK always buckles PMP to kiss up to FDD chubby toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot, I love you. THS Thank you, IBM International Big Mouth BPP White Bubble (Taiwanese) AKS will be angry (Taiwanese) MGG Ugly (Taiwanese) IDK doesn't know (I don't know. IDM doesn't care (I don't care. ) OIC oh! I see (Oh, I see. ) BMW has a big mouth. ) IBM international mouth. ) KTV K gives you a meal, t gives you a kick, and then gestures for victory over the V. Popular expressions ~ Phonetic version ㄎㄧㄤㄨㄚㄌㄌㄌㄚ humiliated, reserved, braving, bursting, dazzling, slamming, coveting, eager for popular expressions ~ Stupid sentence author: sitting at home It must not be her fault ~ digital version 56 boring 79 retarded 74 kissing 880 hugging you 865 don't mess with me 530 I miss you 184 for life 168 sending 098 all the way, you go 520, I love you 584, I swear 657 sorry 250 nonsense 438 dead 38 March 770 kissing you 753 for lunch. Dinner 886 Bye-bye 5 14 Boring 550. I'm not satisfied with 788. I want to leave 534. I believe 034. If you want to die, 000 needs a kiss to dance. It's me. 72 1 Dear 260 has a crush on you. I lost 592. I'm hungry. 282. Hungry. 199. Call me back urgently. 7 1 I don't mind 7988. Go for a walk. 2456 is starving. 8006 ignores you. Go away. Go away. 8206 doesn't love you. 73 19. Forever and ever. 8309 doesn't want you to go. 13 14. My life. 9089? Don't go. You are an idiot. Acacia is useless. I feel sorry for you. I miss you very much. 7878, go ahead 20 13 love you all my life. Get up and pee. 2099 loves you for a long time. 02 protest (Taiwanese) 50 no time (Taiwanese) 08376 Don't be angry. I'm your father. 19420 still loves you 04378. You're crazy 59420. I just love you 469. Dead old monkey (in Taiwanese) 89 16 bastard (in Japanese) 2266 scattered (in Taiwanese) 07734 Hello (looking back) 123 Woodenhead (children's game) 07.
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