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Kill a doctor (a bad doctor)

Doctor: A child presses his foot (the child shakes his leg) A: "Doctor, a child presses his foot!" " "Doctor, the child is shaking his legs.

Doctor: "Ah!" (ah? )

A: I let a child press his feet all day (I said the child shakes his legs all day)

Doctor: Gan. . . What do I care? That's ... none of my business. )

You are a doctor (you are a doctor)

Doctor: A little sweeter? (So what? )

A: Dr. Gammy, you are a general practitioner inside and outside! (Then see a doctor. You are a general practitioner with both internal and external training. )

Doctor: Sorry, internal and external general practitioners don't press their feet (sorry, internal and external general practitioners don't shake their legs)

A: I'm scared. I'm afraid I'll have a D box (hmm? What about internal and external general practitioners? )

Doctor: It's usually wild (usually sick).

Answer: Make a general method (how is it a general method).

Doctor: This is a common disease.

A little ordinary (how ordinary)

Doctor: Dizziness and feeling happy are common (dizziness and feeling hot are common).

A: What about Zhong You? What else? )

Doctor: There are cases of infantile convulsion, exogenous wind-cold, nameless tumefaction, traumatic fracture, gastrointestinal discomfort, abdominal pain, fat accumulation and decreased sexual desire (there are also cases of infantile convulsion, exogenous wind-cold, nameless tumefaction, traumatic fracture, gastrointestinal discomfort, diarrhea, abdominal pain, fat accumulation and decreased sexual desire).

Is it true?/You don't say. (Is there anything else? )

Doctor: a D has itchy skin, mental stress, forgetfulness, insomnia, acne, scalp rash, intestinal qi and kidney water deficiency, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth, snake moss, sore buttocks, frequent urination, hyperacidity, corns cholesterol, vomiting blood, insomnia, acne, dandruff, rash, hernia, kidney water deficiency, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth and herpes zoster.

A: What about Zhong You? What else? )

Doctor: I have hair, lotus root, chicken, blindness, fever, runny nose, floaters, ears, mouth, smooth face, caterpillar, tire, belly, ghost, mouse, meat, water, beans, bloating, bald, brainless, big-eyed mosquitoes, biting ducks, hugging feet, pressing feet, housewives' hands and Hong Kong feet.

A: Oh, you said press your left foot (oh, you said shake your legs).

Doctor: When did I say to press my feet? When did I say shake your legs? )

A: I listened to you and pressed the tripod (I heard you say shake your legs)

Doctor: I'm not here first (I'm not)

A: You clearly said that you have chicken blind hair, plague, runny nose, floaters' ears, faint face, caterpillar, fetus, belly, ghost, mouse, meat, beans, baldness, brainless, big-eyed mosquitoes, biting people, ducks, feet, housewives' hands, Hong Kong feet (and daze, night blindness, madness, leg weakness, floaters)

Doctor: I'll speak freely at one o'clock.

Are you kidding? Then what are you talking about? )

Doctor: Let's talk about D common diseases (some common diseases).

A little ordinary (how ordinary)

Doctor: I have a cold and a cough.

A: What about Zhong You? What else? )

Doctor: I have vomiting, jaundice, loose urine, nocturia, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy foot bite marks, osteoporosis, gastroptosis, defecation (and bile vomiting, nocturia (now referring to kidney deficiency), sneezing, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy feet, osteoporosis, gastroptosis, burping).

A: There seems to be a broadcast (there seems to be another one).

Doctor: I have such a silly face, a sad face, and my cheeks are cold and frozen behind my ears.

Muscle pain, stool pain, rheumatism, bone pain, sore throat.

The head, neck and waist are curled, the legs are long, the mind is short, the spirit is in a trance, the feet are soft and rotten, and the tooth marks are suppressed.

Sweating, hot flashes, alopecia, hair loss, multiple lotus root bags in the eyes, and prostatic hypertrophy.

Blindness, plague, runny nose, floaters and earmuffs are harder than hard ones.

Close your eyes, ghost mouse, bye-bye, silly meat, long legs and short legs.

The duck holds her feet and presses them on Hong Kong's feet (and that dull-witted, sallow and emaciated, suddenly caught a cold, muscle aches, anthomaniac, rheumatic bone pain, sore throat, hunchback, shrugging, waist hugging, short legs, trance, leg weakness, diarrhea, toothache, sweating, hot flashes, alopecia, prostatic hypertrophy, blindness and daze).

Answer: Here, talk about foot pressing, then talk about it (hey, talk about shaking your legs, then talk about it).

Doctor: well, I don't think you really listen to it (well, I think you really listen to it more)