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Eat watermelon seeds and describe the ingredients in your heart.

1. Eat watermelon seeds. I especially loved watermelon when I was a child. Every time I eat watermelon, I am very careful for fear of swallowing watermelon seeds.

Because, my mother once said to me, "Fan, don't swallow watermelon seeds when you eat watermelon, otherwise, a big watermelon will grow on your head." If a watermelon really grows on your head, how do you meet people? I don't want to look so ugly! Once, my mother bought a big watermelon from the morning market.

My mouth watered at the sight of that big watermelon. I couldn't wait to urge my mother to cut the watermelon quickly, and then I took the biggest watermelon and stuffed it in my mouth.

I ate one slice after another, but accidentally swallowed some watermelon seeds. I thought: this is over. It's time for me to grow a watermelon on my head. what can I do? "sail, eat."

At this moment, my mother's crying came from my ear. I was a little at a loss and said, "I'm full." I don't eat. "

"You child, I told you not to eat so much. You are too greedy. Now you're okay. You don't even want to eat breakfast. " My mother came to me and said with concern, "I still want to eat rice." In the future, I must eat less watermelon. "

I wanted to tell my mother the truth, but I swallowed it to my mouth and had to take a few bites at random. Lying in bed at night, tossing and turning, can't sleep. I can't help crying at the thought of growing a big watermelon on my head.

I don't know how long it took me to fall asleep, but I had another terrible dream. I dreamed that a big watermelon really grew on my head and looked ugly. Adults laughed at me, my classmates and partners said I was a monster ... I was so sad that I woke up from my sleep unconsciously.

At breakfast the next day, my mother saw that I was sad and asked, "What's the matter?" I couldn't help crying and told my mother the truth. Mother couldn't help laughing. She said, "silly child, mom is lying to you." There won't be a big watermelon on her head. Don't cry, eat with confidence and pay attention later. " "

I just smiled through tears and said, "Mom, you are so bad!" " "Although many years have passed, I still remember it vividly.

2. Write a composition that I love watermelons. In the hot summer, all kinds of fruits come into play. Huang Chengcheng has juicy grapes, hearts, pears and round watermelons, but I have a soft spot for watermelons.

Look, the watermelon is chubby, wearing light green and dark green striped clothes, with a big belly and a crooked pigtail on its head. If it is a ripe watermelon, it will "bang" when you pat it on the stomach. Watermelon has different varieties, some with red flesh and some with yellow flesh. Some have seeds and some have no seeds.

Whenever the weather is hot enough to make people fidgety, my mother takes out the chilled watermelon from the refrigerator, gives it a refreshing bath, then puts it on the table, picks up the fruit knife and gently touches everything on the melon, only to hear a bang, and the watermelon involuntarily splits in two. Mom smiled and praised: "This is really a good melon." Looking at the bright red flesh, my mouth is watering. I don't care whether watermelon is good or bad. I picked up a piece of watermelon, quickly put it in my mouth and took a hard bite. My mouth was immediately filled with thick sweetness and cold coolness. "ah! That's so cool! Too comfortable! " I can't help admiring. It is really eaten in the mouth and cool in the heart. I ate one slice after another, and in the blink of an eye, the heat on my body suddenly disappeared, and people immediately became refreshed and no longer agitated.

"You don't have to catch drugs when you eat watermelon in summer." Watermelon is not only rich in vitamins, but also can replenish human moisture and make skin smooth and tender. It can also moisten the throat, clear fire, quench thirst and expel toxins from the body ... Watermelon is really a treasure, so I especially like watermelon.

3. scene description eating watermelon 200 to 250 words I forgot to sweat, so I quickly picked the biggest watermelon and cut it into many pieces with a knife. Oh! Black-seeded red capsules are delicious and mouth-watering. I quickly grabbed a piece and sent it to my mouth. In a blink of an eye, "wheezing" and "wheezing", only the melon skin was left in his hand. "How cool!" I burped and talked to myself.

At this time, the neighbor's suspicion came. She is only five years old and very smart. "Doubt, eat watermelon." I picked up a watermelon and handed it to her. She picked up the watermelon and chewed it. Her face was covered with watermelon skin, and she only heard the sound of pigs eating. After a while, Yiyi put down the watermelon skin and saw that her face was covered with watermelon juice and there were some watermelon sacs between her eyebrows, clearly becoming a watermelon man.

Looking at this delicious watermelon, I rudely picked up the biggest piece and swallowed it in one gulp. Ah, how sweet! How cool! After a while, I finished eating. I went to eat a few more pieces. After eating watermelon, look at my clothes, which have long been dyed red by watermelon juice. Then look at my face, full of watermelon juice, which is just like Xiaohua Mall. Touch my stomach again, and it will become a watermelon. The whole family looked at me and smiled.

We are all looking forward to the teacher cutting watermelons quickly. Just listen to the sound of "sand", the watermelon is divided into two halves, and the red watermelon juice flows out, making us drool. I really want the teacher to give it to us quickly! I didn't expect the teacher to really call my name. I am very happy. The teacher ordered: "The watermelon eating contest begins now." We wolfed down one by one at once, for fear that the watermelon juice would be all over our hands when the last one finished. After eating, classmates, you looked at me, and I looked at you and smiled in unison. The teacher saw it and smiled happily.

4. eat watermelon composition eat watermelon

When it comes to eating watermelon, I am very touched. My whole family loves watermelons. They eat them cleanly, thoroughly, scientifically and without waste. The only thing that can be discarded in the eyes of family members is watermelon seeds. Listen to me slowly if you don't believe me.

When cutting watermelon, the family must first sit together and eat the red pulp, which is the essence of watermelon. We don't have to mention how to eat, just like the legend of the hungry wolf. Maybe this is a good way to stimulate our appetite. If you don't share it with * * *, you really can't taste that pure taste. That's true. It is the same watermelon. It will have different effects in different places. Think about it.

Watermelon is broken into eight pieces, and after the essence is taken away, most people will throw it away. However, my father picked up a kitchen knife and peeled off the remaining thin layer of red pulp layer by layer. Then he put it in a plate and sprinkled it with a little sugar. At the moment, it looks like a delicate fruit salad. My father named it Yangchun Baixue. This name is so touching. The feeling of eating it is also wonderful. We ...

Ah! The remaining watermelons are really useless. But in my father's eyes, the essence of watermelon is only the part between the skin and the flesh. So, my father took the knife again and peeled off a thin layer of skin 5 mm wide. This blue transparent layer is really cute. You can't think too much about it, just like jade. If you carve it into something, it will be a rare product But we can't think so much, so let's eat. Not necessarily delicious. It has its own magical function. My dad fried it with green peppers, which is euphemistically called: Xialiba people. I sighed just right. It's even more delicious. When I put it in my mouth, I bit my teeth gently, and the feeling of softness and crispness, coupled with the smell of squeezed juice, came up at the same time. You see, all the flavors of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are in it. Does it feel beautiful? It's really exciting and memorable.

The composition describing watermelon has a light green "dress" with a dark green pattern on it. There is red, tender and juicy meat in the clothes, and there are many spots on the meat.

One day, my mother bought a big watermelon. I was only four years old, so I made a joke. When I saw the watermelon, I ate it at once. "I have a toothache!" I screamed. Mom smiled: "Watermelon is not chewed." He cut the watermelon and gave it a piece. "ah! How sweet! Buy ninety next time! " "ok!" Mom promised.

Usually we eat watermelon after a nap, but one day we will go to Ningbo to visit our grandparents. Because he was afraid of peeing on the road, his father said, "No watermelon today!" " "

I said, "No, I want to eat. I won't pee. "

Mom saw that I insisted on eating, so she cut a watermelon. They were afraid of urine, so they ate very little and gave me the rest.

As soon as our car passed Hongqiao, I began to feel a little like urinating, thinking, "Just bear it for another hour." Later, I wanted to pee more and more, thinking, "Just bear it for another ten minutes." Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I asked my father to park the car on the side of the road and let me pee. Are you ashamed?

6. Describe the way you eat watermelon. The style is not high, so you can describe things clearly. See example:

When it comes to eating watermelon, I am very touched. My whole family loves to eat watermelon, which is clean, thorough, scientific and not wasted. No matter how big a watermelon is, the only thing that can be discarded in the eyes of family members is watermelon seeds. Listen to me slowly if you don't believe me.

To cut a watermelon, the family must first sit together and eat the red pulp, which is the essence of watermelon. Look at how we eat, needless to say, just like the legend of the hungry wolf. Probably this is a good way to stimulate appetite. While eating, I said to my mother who was collecting clothes, "Mom, please come." "You eat first." When I heard this, my face turned red: My mother always eats fruit last, and the fruit she eats should not be too sweet.

What are the archaeological discoveries about eating watermelons?

It has been nearly a thousand years since the earliest "watermelon" was found in the murals of Liao tombs.

The earliest scene of "eating watermelon" by China ancients was found in the murals of Liao tombs in Inner Mongolia.

1In the autumn of 995, farmers in Yanzhangzi Village, Sijiazi Town, Aohan Banner accidentally dug up three ancient tombs while digging soil and water conservation pits. After receiving the report, Aohan Banner Museum immediately reported to the superior, and after approval, it cleaned up and excavated, and unearthed many precious cultural relics. Surprisingly, three watermelons were found on the east wall of tomb 1.

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There are many interesting things in the 800-word composition "Eat Watermelon". One thing that I will never forget is eating watermelon for the first time.

During the summer vacation, my mother bought a big watermelon, which was fat and green. I wanted to pick up a knife and cut it. After noon, I finally cut the watermelon.

Mother took a fruit knife, cut it into circles slowly, then divided each circle into four pieces and put it on the table. I couldn't wait to pick up a watermelon and wolfed it down.

Eating and eating, I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed because I was in a hurry. I was scared and told my father. After that, my father smiled and said, "After swallowing watermelon seeds, a watermelon tree will grow in your stomach. If you are thirsty in the future, take it off your stomach and eat it! " "I was scared and surprised, so I sat in my room and waited to see if there was any movement.

Half an hour passed and nothing happened. I was relieved, but I was still dubious. The next day I continued to ask my father if it was true or not, but my father laughed and said, "That's false, silly boy, hahahaha!" " "I'm just a big event, hanging heart to put down.

Then, mom smiled, and I smiled, too. This is my first experience of eating watermelon. Do you think I was stupid when I was a child? However, I put this photo on my heart-to-heart dialogue car and will grow with me forever.

8. I think the 890-word composition about eating watermelon is mainly about why you love eating watermelon, which can be reflected by one thing or an unforgettable thing about eating watermelon. Here are some examples for Lz's reference: (xx writes the name) (1) Today, I was watching TV at home, the door opened and a voice came: "xx, come and move the watermelon."

I ran quickly and saw a big watermelon in front of me. This watermelon is big and round, like a big ball. This big ball is light green with dark green stripes and a small green tail. It is very cute.

Looking at this big watermelon, I was so greedy that I left my mouth watering. I can't wait to kill this watermelon now, but my mother ordered me to eat it at night. I'm in a hurry. I hope to come soon in the evening.

It is really hot in summer. Under the big tree, uncles, aunts, grandparents are playing mahjong and chatting ... We are sweating like rain in the sun, and everyone's clothes are soaked. Night has finally arrived. My mother cut the watermelon into small pieces and we couldn't wait to eat it. I like watermelon best. This time it was so sweet that I even ate watermelon seeds. After we eat watermelon, the sweat disappears, because watermelon has the function of relieving summer heat and quenching thirst, so the sweat will disappear.

Watermelon is really the best food in summer and our favorite food. (2) Childhood is beautiful and joyful.

Childhood is like a poem with infinite rhyme; Childhood is like a kaleidoscope, hiding endless mysteries. Childhood is like the stars in the sky, shining and causing infinite reverie. Childhood is like a shell on the beach, colorful and changeable; Just pick one. That's how attractive it is. One thing, I want to laugh when I think about it.

It was midsummer when I was three years old. The sun scorched the earth, and there was no wind. The flowers and grass were so hot that they fell asleep, and the dog stuck out its tongue and gasped. "It's hot! Come and eat some watermelon to relieve the heat! " Dad said as he brought the cut watermelon.

Grandma, mom and I hurried to eat cold sweet watermelon. Because it is a small seed watermelon, it is very troublesome to spit out the seeds, so I swallowed them together.

Eating and eating, an interesting question suddenly popped up in my mind: I heard adults say that planting watermelon, melon seeds are the "black baby" of watermelon. When planted in the ground, they will germinate and grow big watermelons with green skin and red flesh. I ate watermelon seeds and grew big watermelons in my stomach ... The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I forgot to eat them. My mother asked me why I stopped eating, and I almost cried. My mother said, "Enjoy the melon. Why are you crying?" I quickly told my mother about my worry.

Everyone laughed before hearing it. Dad laughed so hard that the watermelon in his mouth almost gushed out. He pointed at me and said, "You little brain, why are you only thinking about these strange things!" " "Mom said," Fool, watermelon seeds are planted in soil, and there is no soil in your stomach. In addition, if you eat watermelon seeds, some of them will be chewed up by you. If you don't chew them, some nutrients will be digested, and the rest will be excreted, so that a big watermelon won't burst. "

When I heard this, it suddenly dawned on me that I was no longer worried that my stomach would burst and began to munch on watermelons again. Whenever I eat watermelon in summer, I think of this ridiculous thing and can't help laughing at my naivety.

Last night, my father bought a big watermelon. That watermelon is big and round, and the green watermelon seems to be covered with a green dress.

He has a dark green pattern on his body. Watermelon is so big, but the handle is thin and short. Mother said, "This kind of melon is ripe."

There is a point on the watermelon head, just like a spin on a child's head. I touched it with my hand and it was slippery.

I knocked with my hand, and the watermelon made a crisp sound. Dad cut the watermelon and the pulp was red.

Melon seeds sparkle like crystal. I took a big bite. It's really sweet. I ate three pieces at a time.

I sent one to my mother. Mom smiled and said, "Your belly is as round as a watermelon."

I smiled. I was doing my homework last night when my mother came home with a big bag.

As soon as I entered the door, my mother shouted, "xx, come and see. What good things have I bought? " I listened to my mother and ran downstairs. I saw a big green watermelon on the table, round and dripping with water. I can't wait to pick it up, rush to the bathroom and clean it.

I picked up a kitchen knife and plunged it into the center of the opposite watermelon. With a bang, the watermelon split from the middle to both sides, revealing bright red flesh dotted with black "little stars". I cut the watermelon into small pieces. I picked up a small piece of watermelon and bit it.

Wow, crisp and sweet! I feel a sweet and delicious juice in my mouth. While eating, I said to my mother who was collecting clothes, "Mom, please come."

"You eat first." When I heard this, my face turned red: My mother always eats fruit last, and the fruit she eats should not be too sweet.

Suddenly, a good idea flashed through my mind. I ran to the balcony with a piece of watermelon and said to my mother, "Mom, watermelon is not delicious."

Mother put down her clothes and said in surprise, "I'll try." I was secretly happy to see my mother cheated, but I still pretended to be unhappy on my face.

My mother took the watermelon in my hand and took a bite. Before she could taste it, I said excitedly, "Mom, is watermelon delicious?" Looking at my appearance, my mother fully understood, hugged me and said with a smile, "You …" I took the opportunity to put the watermelon in my mother's mouth again. In this way, my mother ate a piece of watermelon happily.

I ate my own piece, too. I don't know why, I think the watermelon I ate that day was particularly sweet and fragrant, which made me memorable.

9. composition about eating watermelon 286 words warm spring has passed and hot summer is coming. So our family will hold a watermelon eating competition.

Today, my parents went to the market and bought a lot of big watermelons. They are going to compete with them. My mother cut me a watermelon first and let me compare with my brother. Looking at these green watermelons, my mouth watered involuntarily. "Ready, go", my brother and I began to gobble up, and we both ate the watermelon quickly like tigers with our mouths open.

The second round began, and my mother cut another watermelon. This time, it's a contest between mom and dad. My mom and dad both eat quickly, especially my dad, who sweeps leaves like autumn wind. Time is up, we counted: I: 6, stone: 4, mother: 5, father: 9. The final winner is my father. Give dad a big watermelon.

Although I didn't win the watermelon eating contest, we were still very happy. It was a happy day.