Funny sentences in Sichuan dialect

1, "You bird, I want to detain your bird's nest." In fact, this sentence does not mean to punish others, but to express dissatisfaction with others' rude words and deeds in a humorous way. Of course, this sentence can also ridicule people who don't understand current events.

2. "The face is thicker than the city wall." -used to describe some shameless people. This sentence is widely used in Sichuan dialect, which means that this person's face can block the city wall.

3. "You fight chicken with your eyes and keep jumping up." -can describe some unexpected and surprising expressions. The original intention of this sentence is to describe the great surprise of the other party.

4. "You are a crawling monkey." This sentence means to make fun of each other, go to great lengths for some small things, and emphasize the degree of their efforts, giving people a very funny feeling.

5. "You are like taking zombie grass, and you have changed five people in one second." This sentence is used to describe someone's unstable state of mind, wayward words and deeds, and unpredictable.

6. "You are a person who changed his head in infancy." This sentence describes someone's idea as strange, unusual and even a bit outrageous. It can be used to tease people who think strangely and act strangely.

7. "You are a jigsaw puzzle in the booth. Just spell a face casually. " This sentence expresses a mockery of the other person's appearance, suggesting that the other person is unique, strange or ugly.

8. "You were eating supper and didn't wake up after midnight." -This sentence is used to ridicule the other person's poor sleep and describe that the other person is still confused after getting up in the morning.

9. "You are so delicate that you are full and sleepy after eating two bowls of rice." This sentence expresses the irony that someone is not fat after eating too much in a humorous and exaggerated way.

10, "You are an expert in scissors, paper, and stone." -This sentence is used to convince those who insist on their own opinions and refuse to listen to other people's suggestions, and humorously call them "experts in scissors, stone and cloth", which actually points out their stubborn problems.