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Short sentences describing women drinking
1. Sentences about women and wine
Sentences about women and wine
A friend brewed a jar of wine and insisted on letting me taste it. It was hard to refuse such hospitality, so I had to accept the order happily. My friend is really a warm-hearted woman, so she took her husband to the street and bought a transparent glass jar, filled it full, held it in her arms, sat on her husband's motorcycle, and delivered it to her door in the moonlight. I put it on the dining table every day and look at the red wine in the jar, which is very eye-catching.
Every night when my husband goes home for dinner, he always pours a glass, takes a few sips, and then tries his best to persuade me to drink the same thing. I have always been a non-drinker, but after being persuaded several times, I could no longer resist the temptation. At first, when I took a small sip, it was slightly spicy and slightly sweet, which made my eyes and brows wrinkle slightly. It moistened my throat and lungs. But after I took a sip, after a while, a blush crept onto my cheeks. . My husband laughed at me for not having anything to do with wine, so I nodded in acquiescence. Because my father is not a drinker, I think I have no genes for drinking, and I often dare not touch it. Because of my incompetence, I often have a feeling of admiration for women who drink.
As the saying goes, "women generally don't drink, but women who drink are unusual." Thinking about it, this statement still makes sense. 2. Sentences describing drinking
1. I really long for a happy drunkenness, and I even hope to vomit overwhelmingly, vomit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and vomit out my heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon People know: "I am already very tired, and I hope you will forgive me once and for all." But you, who are full of personality, cannot give me this opportunity. Friends are destined to disappear in friction, friends are also destined to leave in misunderstandings, and I can only speak to the wine alone, how I once felt about you in my heart. Kind of admiration!
2. I am so worried that I can’t get drunk. Before the wine arrives, tears first come. The remaining lamp is turned off and the pillow is turned on, and I know the feeling of sleeping alone. Sad quotes about drinking. The sorrow of separation gradually becomes endless, and the distance is endless like spring water.
3. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.
4. When will the bright moon appear? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, so it doesn't feel like I'm in the human world.
5. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing. Sad quotes about drinking.
6. Cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow more, and raise a cup to eliminate the sorrow and make it more sorrowful.
7. The wine is full, and it overflows when it is full, but who is it that overflows? The unnecessary melancholy. I filled up my melancholy again, and drank up all the recent troubles and recent unhappiness. ! In the eyes of others, I may be a big drinker, or they may say that drinking makes me happy, but the bitterness in it can only be weighed by my own psychology.
8. Wine reminds me of you, but you have forgotten me.
9. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.
10. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone’s advice, so I’ll hold on to the wall.
11. People get drunk without drinking.
12. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.
13. Half a pound of wine is not the right amount of wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. () I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.
14. Wine is an inspiration and emotional catalyst. It is said that this man drank in front of the moon and wrote hundreds of poems about drinking.
15. Women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. A woman who drinks will use wine to express her feelings and dare to love and hate. A woman who drinks will use wine to interpret her life and dare to do what she wants.
16. Every time they meet, two people who hide the same little secret exchange cups and cups across a sea of ??people and look at each other with a smile, which is so warm. We will talk about some trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will also drink from others with a tacit understanding.
17. Intoxicating is nothing more than flowers and wine, flowers are beauties and wine is sorrow.
18. Drinking wine turns into tears of lovesickness.
19. When you are tired, your heart will reach the shore, a harbor where you will always be with you. Now parting lies before our eyes, blurring our eyes. The world is so wide, but I hope we can be as close as neighbors. With a wave of my hand, I can enjoy Chanjuan from now on.
20. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. Successful women can drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone. 3. Sentences describing a drunk woman
She is intoxicated, her face is rosy and slightly tipsy, and the broken hair on her forehead is flying in the wind.
He looked at the person in front of him in confusion. Will he still care about her?
He reached out and traced his face.
The familiar smell made her relax and fall into her arms.
Her delicate red lips were like ripe cherries, which made her want to kiss her.
As soon as I opened my mouth, my stomach turned "vomit"
The expensive suit (or white shirt) suddenly turned into a horrible thing.
The man’s veins popped out, and the woman died!
There can be many types of this, including drunkenness, etc.
Writing novels is based on what you want to write. 4. What are the sentences describing drinking?
1. If you enjoy cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle, you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time. ——Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty, "The Wine Will Come in"
Explanation: We are cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for fun, and (today) drinking three hundred cups at once is not too much!
2. Sell wine and talk to yourself, open bottles and sit on the eaves. When the master plays silk tung, he can make people happy. ——Song Dugu and "Walking with wine under the moonlight in a guest house, sending a message after getting drunk"
Definition: Drinking wine and chatting, sitting under the eaves with a wine glass, the host plays a musical instrument, It makes the atmosphere particularly happy.
3. Drinking and singing, what is life like? Like morning dew, it will be more painful every day. ——Cao Cao's "Dan Ge Xing" of the Eastern Han Dynasty
Definition: Drink and sing at the same time, life is short and the days and months fly by. Just like the morning dew, it is fleeting and there are too many lost days! The singing at the banquet was passionate and generous, and melancholy filled my heart for a long time. What can you rely on to relieve depression? Only binge drinking can provide relief.
4. Don’t quit drinking, this will be a difficult meeting. ——Han Yu of the Tang Dynasty, "Giving Zhang Xuzhou Mo Cijiu"
Definition: Don't refuse my invitation to drink. It will definitely be difficult to see each other again after this goodbye.
5. Sitting alone and leaning high in the Mingyue Tower, the wine fills my heart with sadness, turning into tears of lovesickness. ——Fan Zhongyan of the Northern Song Dynasty, "Su Muzhe"
Definition: Sitting alone on a tall building to rest, drinking wine, melancholy. All turned into tears of lovesickness.
6. The gold and white walls are used to singing and laughing, and the prince is under the moonlight after being drunk. ——Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty, "Reminiscing about Old Travels and Sending Qiao Jun Yuan to Join the Army"
Interpretation: Gold and white jade represent money, the first sentence means that
Spend a lot of money just to make the song The word "laiyue" in Ji Yixiao's second sentence means a long time, and "qing" means taking someone as the light.
7. When the weather is nice in the cold suburbs, don’t stop drinking. Disturbing Zhongling City is endless but intoxicating. ——Dai Shulun of the Tang Dynasty, "Persuading Lu San to Drink"
Interpretation: It is a rare good weather in the severe winter. Don't frequently refuse to persuade people to drink. The huge city of Zhongling will not stop drinking because of poverty.
8. Sing loudly and wildly after drinking, and don’t think about other things in front of the door. ——"Drunk" by Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty
Definition: Singing loudly after drinking, almost going crazy, not thinking about family affairs.
9. If there is wine in life, you must be drunk. How can a drop of it reach the nine springs? ——Gao Zhu of the Southern Song Dynasty, "Wine on the Qingming Day"
Interpretation: When there is wine in life, you should drink until you are drunk. A drop of wine will not kill someone, right?
10. The leader drinks wine and invites the wine star, and the golden trough plays the pipa at night. ——Li He of the Tang Dynasty, "The King of Qin Drinks"
Interpretation: The copper dragon-shaped wine vessel pours wine and invites drinkers, and the gold-inlaid pipa strings play pipa music every night.
11. Although you can forget your worries, it is like getting sick. The sleeves are full of dripping water, and the singer is even singing wildly. ——Han Xie in the late Tang Dynasty, "Answer to a friend who sent me wine"
Interpretation: Although I can forget those sorrows, just like those illnesses, my sleeves are soaked with tears and tears, and I want to sing louder.
12. Freedom from hatred is like wine, which makes people drunk in ancient and modern times. I am afraid that the Yangtze River water will be filled with the tears of children.
——Tang Guanxiu's "Ancient Farewell"
Interpretation: Farewell and hate are not as good as fine wine. People have been drunk since ancient times, but unlike the rolling Yangtze River water, they are all the tears of love between children.
13. Drinking wine and thinking about other things, who is the most depressed in spring? Begging for money will make people look bad, but failure will raise people's hearts. —— Tang Bai Juyi's "Two Poems on Drinking and Thinking of Noisy Things"
Interpretation: While drinking, I think of troubles. Who is the most worried? In front of beggars and people living in other places, what is going on? To make people feel at ease.
14. The ancients were not satisfied with the lack of wine, and the spirits of regret passed on this song. ——Cui Guofu of the Tang Dynasty, "Yin to Wine"
Interpretation: The ancients would not stop drinking until they enjoyed themselves to the fullest. The only regret was that this poem was not passed down from generation to generation.
15. The guard of Wujiang City stopped drinking and thought about himself. ——Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty, "Encouragement on Wine"
Interpretation: After fifty years of guarding the border, put down the wine glass in your hand and reminisce about this life.
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