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Humorous copy to send congratulations to a friend for receiving a marriage certificate
Part 1 of a humorous copy to congratulate a friend on getting a marriage certificate
1. Two surnames are united in marriage, a contract is made together, a good marriage will last forever, and they match with the same name.
2. Good luck, getting married today.
3. I became us and she became my wife. What a happy thing!
4. Poverty is you, glory is you
5. It originally grew wildly and did not need sunlight. Thank God for giving you such a candy.
6. I liked you ten years ago, but I will do it ten years later.
7. Although it sounds very hypocritical, I really want to spend my life with you.
8. Official announcement [heart] We are a perfect match!
9. Hahaha, you are finally mine.
10. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau issued objects, and I went to get one.
11. Congratulations on entering the palace of love. Wishing you a happy marriage!
12. I was bent on traveling around the world, but your appearance made me stop.
13. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket, which lasts for a lifetime.
14. There are love words in my mouth, sunshine on my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul, but you are in my heart.
15. Give me all your shortcomings and I will tolerate you!
16. From then on, some people asked me if the porridge was warm, and some people chatted with me at dusk.
17. Let us be companions in the world of mortals, and eat in vain
18. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the companionship that will last until old age.
19. After three years of inspection and passing with full marks, this certificate is specially issued as an encouragement
20. All the private money has been paid. Part 2 of humorous copywriting to congratulate a friend on getting a marriage certificate
21. Hold your hand and grow old together, Mr. x, please give me your advice!
22. We always love each other, we swear together
23. How long is a lifetime, a lifetime is how long I have loved you
24. In the future, I will also have a certificate People.
25. The unbiased human fireworks that I covet happen to be you
26. The main reason is that I am eager to give you all the most luxurious tenderness to squander
27. Love in student days and marriage are the most proud things in life.
28. I took the exam for *years and spent the most time on this certificate, but I am most honored to do so.
29. I will have to do more laundry in the rest of my life. If you wash one person, you have to cook one more meal for one person...
30. It’s over, and he was sentenced to one hundred years in prison for having a wife.
31. Apart from loving you, I have no other choice for you.
32. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me, love will be my wings, and you will be my angel.
33. It’s you who wrote all the mountains and put pen to paper, it’s you who saw all the beauty of the stars, it’s you who made the book turn yellow on its title page, it’s you who returned to the destination of thousands of mountains and rivers, the iron horse is you and the glacier is you.
34. The wind can’t blow away faith, and the rain can’t take away persistence. Sing to your heart’s content, the future belongs to us.
35. If I want to grow old with you overnight, then we will last forever.
36. My love for you has not changed, but what has changed is that I love you even more.
37. I only have one life, so I can’t give it generously to people I don’t love.
38. From now on, I will give you the rest of my life and preference.
39. For the rest of my life, two people in one house, three meals and four seasons, love will exist silently.
40. You don’t need to ask for advice for the rest of your life, just listen to my instructions. Humorous copywriting to congratulate a friend on getting a marriage certificate Part 3
41. As long as I still have you in the future, I have nothing to be afraid of .
42. Everything goes well with you in this life!
43. The future is far away, so we are together
44. Love does not know where it started, but love is deep.
45. Please keep it, the moon and I will love you in the future
46. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!
47. I’m not very good, as long as you don’t dislike it. You don’t have to be nice, as long as I like it.
48. I heard that my husband manages the family well, and I want to hear the details for the rest of my life!
49. In my previous life, I might have been a carbonated drink, and I would bubble with joy as soon as I saw you.
50. Love may be late, but it will never be absent
51. I don’t want anything anymore. You are the only one left in the world.
52. From now on, you no longer have to drive without a license.
53. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
54. The man I love is a peerless hero, and he came to marry me riding on colorful auspicious clouds.
55. That brother Liu Haoran, my sister won’t wait for you!
56. Just now I was my boyfriend, now I am my husband.
57. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me full of expectations for the rest of my life.
58. On the road of life, let’s peck each other.
59. I, XX, have obtained my certificate and started working today.
60. To be able to receive the certificate from you today, I must have looked back five hundred times in my previous life. Receive a marriage certificate and send it to Moments
1. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
2. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me, and no matter how bad you are OK, I like them all.
3. Would you like to move into my sweet dreams and sleep with me.
4. My blush is you, my heartbeat is you, I only have you in my eyes.
5. Just stand there and don’t move! Wait for me to run over!
6. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for only 1 yuan. I’ll ask you. You do it!
7. It’s necessary for the revolution to like me, do you know?
8. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don’t want to quarrel, have a cold war, or be in peace with each other. You regret it for a second.
9. The love I want is not a life without quarrels, but a life-long quarrel.
10. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop me.
11. When I miss you, I must find you!
12. The best love is not because we need each other to be together, but because we want each other To be together.
13. I only lend you one ride in your life, and this ride is the rest of your life.
14. One of the most wonderful things in the world is when you hug someone you love and they hug you tighter.
15. He is obviously not the kind of person I like, but he is the one I like.
16. Every time I meet you, I always think about what expressions and actions to use. As a result, I become at a loss as soon as I see you. All I can think about is that I like you, like you, like you so much.
17. Many people will get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more you watch it, the more you like it.
18. The little thoughts that turn over and over again, and the confusion and confusion are all clues of loving you.
19. Don’t give up on a love because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is true love, not perfection.
20. I like you so much. Under the cover of youth, decadence is courage, laziness is resistance, emptiness is sexy. Calling you names is my patent, you are not allowed to steal it!
21. I will definitely protect you, not letting you cook, not letting you become bad, not letting you do housework, and not letting you fall in love with others.
22. I want to accompany you from a sense of novelty to a sense of belonging.
23. I want to give you tenderness, and I also want to be taken care of by you.
24. Two people are deeply in love throughout their lives, and they are blessed with three meals and four seasons.
25. If I want to be the cat in your arms, I will act coquettishly even when sleeping.
26. There will be snow in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn, and bright sun in winter. There will be many surprises throughout the year, but the most charming thing is meeting you.
27. Only then did I understand that when you truly love someone, you will be everywhere in your eyes, in all directions, in heaven and on earth, and you will be your success or failure. Official Sentences for Obtaining a Marriage Certificate
Official Sentences for Obtaining a Marriage Certificate Part 1
1. Wherever you stand, I like you!
2. This is a fresh and warm red book for us.
3. Tell Hu Ge that I can’t wait for him after all.
4. Mr. Yi (idol name) who can’t wait for youth, Mr. XX who has been waiting for the rest of his life
5. Don’t give up on a love because of a little flaw, after all, in love , what is needed is true love, not perfection.
6. In the rest of my life, it will be you who will be ordinary, and I will be you who will be rich. Let us grow old together.
7. I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you for the rest of my life.
8. "Married" "Married"
9. To be able to receive the certificate from you today, I must have looked back five hundred times in my previous life.
10. The heavy rain of those years was not missed, nor was the love of those years. The girl I pursued in those years is now my wife...
11. I don’t want to be you In my eyes, I just want to be your sweetheart.
12. From now on, I will tie your hair, wash your hands and make soup, add fragrance to your plain hands, sew clothes and embroider threads for you, and make quilts and beds for you.
13. When I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge. Without you, I think I would black out.
14. Hold a license to work and drive legally.
15. We will go to Baitou together, and no one is allowed to secretly bake oil.
16. Get a job today with a certificate, and you will be rich and powerful in the future. I only want to win the heart of one person, and we will never be apart forever.
17. From a certain day of a certain year and a certain month to a certain day of a certain year and a certain month (the day from falling in love to getting married).
18. The answer is very long and I am prepared to spend my whole life answering it.
19. I will talk about a love that will never break up with you. We will stagger for a walk, the sunset will set, and we will grow old together.
20. Friends, I am not planning to celebrate my birthday today, because I am finally going to hold a wedding! Part Two of the Official Announcement for Obtaining a Marriage Certificate
21. "Profit" and "Loss"
22. This person is a rainbow, and he meets Fang Youzhi
23 .The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is the ups and downs with you.
24. As husband and wife, there is no doubt about love.
25. The unbiased human fireworks that I covet happen to be you
26. The only one in my heart is you, and my love for you will never change.
27. Time turns you and me into us. Because of you, we keep walking.
28. Falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of A deep sweetness.
29. I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
30. The text on my WeChat Moments is "Profit", while my wife's post is "Loss".
31. I dare not say that I will wait for you forever, because I don’t have a few four years to waste. But believe that I will love you forever, because no one can give me what you gave me.
32. Thanks to time, which has taken away so many things but left you behind for me.
33. Happiness is just a fleeting silhouette, like the past years, like flowers growing in the water.
34. It is better to make a lifelong promise and stay married forever. At this point, the ape in mind returns to the forest, and the horse in mind has a rein. Mr. Zhang, a wife for the first time, please give me your guidance for the rest of my life.
35. Let this lingering verse ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love forever.
36. Boys: Come with me, I will give you the future! Girl: I’m leaving with you. Give me your future.
37. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet a better person. I am so happy that I am.
38. No matter whether it is blue sky or rainy season in your life, I will always be only a turning away from you.
39. Finally bound to the other half of my life
40. From now on, two people in one house have three meals a day for four seasons. Sentences for getting a marriage certificate that are suitable for posting on Moments. Part 3 of official sentences for getting a marriage certificate
41. From now on, you will no longer be afraid of being gossiped about when you get a marriage certificate.
42. Your sweet love is a treasure. I don’t bother to change my situation with an emperor.
43. The happiest fairy tale is the money-obsessed oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea with you.
44. The spring breeze ten miles away is not as good as yours.
45. My dream is to die with you.
46. After eating the whole family bucket, we are a family. (The picture is a marriage certificate and a family bucket)
47. Holding hands, I love you forever.
48. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart.
49. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me full of expectations for the rest of my life.
50. I was raised on dog food, and today I am here to give back to society!
51.* year (the time when you fell in love)
52. The marriage of two surnames, a contract signed together, a good relationship will last forever, and the couple will have the same name.
53. I’ve had enough of being a little fairy, and I want to be your wife.
54. The noise was very loud every time, but I never left.
55. From now on, I will hold your hand and walk together to see the mountains and rivers, and to the end of the world.
56. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
57. You are my warm spring breeze, your cold beer, your skirt with the flavor of summer, the unforgettable scenery that I sing softly and quietly
58. The three most important people in the world The day when you were in the world, the day when I was in the world, the day when "I" and "you" became "us"
59. At first, I just wanted a hug, but accidentally got an extra kiss. Then I want a bed, a room, and a marriage certificate.
60. After getting to know you, not liking you becomes the most difficult thing in the world. Talk about the happiness after getting the marriage certificate. Talk about the happiness after getting the marriage certificate
1. I want to learn from Mr. Qi and never get married without falling in love. Unexpectedly, he was accepted by that bitch like Takami.
2. Chairman Mao said that love without marriage is a hooligan
3. Wedding rings, divorce rings, chopped fingers, etc. are all weak. Go for a necklace with a seed pattern!!
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4. Falling in love and getting married as a student is the most proud thing in your life.
5. Happiness is listening to a song or watching a movie happily.
6. Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.
7. Hey, I'm getting married soon. You will be responsible for being the bride.
8. Time has passed so long that I will forget the love that once made me persistent.
9. *Nine yuan for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. So expensive
10. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others, let's get to know each other sometime
11. Women must have backbone, either fall in love until marriage, or just play and don't take it seriously. Why use your youth to train others? My husband is still so serious
12. I will bury my love in the grave of marriage with my own hands, but at this moment I feel extremely happy!
13. Usually Funny people are really super handsome once they become serious, like me
14. Love itself is cliché. When we meet, we break up and it’s painful, and when we meet again, people get married because they don’t want to be bored anymore. .
15. Finally got the verdict of having a wife in prison.
If you want to add a time limit, I think it will be a lifetime! We will be together and full of happiness!
16. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don’t waste your feelings with others, I just have time on the weekend! Let’s get to know each other
17. I care about you all the time, even if you are not with me, this is happiness╭ァ
18. I want two marriage certificates, one for me and one for you.
19. There are some words that I would rather keep buried in my heart than say them no matter how painful it is.
20. In order to support our country’s family planning policy, I plan not to get married. Talk about marriage
21. Falling in love without the purpose of marriage is just being a hooligan
22. A woman must have backbone, either be in love until marriage, or be proudly single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands and still be so serious?
23. Get married for nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. It's so expensive... nine yuan for a wedding. Twelve yuan for divorce. The reason for divorce is because there is a mistress
24. Before marriage, women say that money is nothing. After getting married, the woman said, "You are nothing without money."
25. You must come when I get married, because I will feel safe when I see you.
26. When you get married, I will take my husband to make trouble,
27. From now on, the world has nothing to do with me, I will only be a happy man A happy woman makes soup, gives birth to a child, buys a house, faces the sea and spring flowers bloom
28. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily!
29. The best confession is these five words, let’s get married.
30. Let’s get married after surviving the teenage madness.
31. I have never regretted falling in love with you. It is you who let me know that love is really beautiful.
32. She said: I will organize a wedding on your wedding day. He said: Arrange your own wedding.
33. I want to give it to my good sister when she gets married. Be a bridesmaid!
34. I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me buy it for you.
35. No matter whether it is the end of the world in the next second, I just want to hold on quietly like this. you.
36. When I hug you tightly, I really feel your love.
37. To my dear best friend-----Zhang Haiqi: Let’s go and get the marriage certificate with my employer.
38. Remember that I have been missing you. Don’t cry. Just raise your head and smile.
39. You must give me an invitation when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl can compare with me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.
40. If I had all the power in the world for you, I would abandon my armor from now on.
41. My dear, let’s go to Shangri-La to get married together, okay!! No, we are going to get married in the place closest to heaven!!
42. Don’t invite me when you get married. , I am afraid that the wedding will be filled with curse words for you.
43. I will definitely wear the wedding dress you and I chose to attend your wedding. If you get married, I will rob the wedding to see who can survive.
44. Survive the New Year Don’t be frivolous and let’s get married
45. From now on, if I find someone named Xia to get married and have a child, it will be called Xia Ke. Let’s see if the teacher dares to ask if I have a son? From now on, if I find someone named Ma to get married and have a child, it will be called Xia Ke. Mama, let’s see if the teacher dares to ask questions about my daughter?
46. You and I are both lucky, because I met you and you met me.
47. When I wake up every morning and see you and the sunshine, this is the future I want.
48. hy: When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives. It is really like the world of ice and fire
49. I wish I had a contract with you. In a few years, if you don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t have a boyfriend, we will get married.
50. My terminator has appeared and we are getting married!
51. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. I ask you to do it
52. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others.
53. When I get married and have a wedding banquet, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women I don’t understand at a separate table, and then I will toast them one by one!
54. I I’m finally getting married, and I’m bursting with tears!!
55. The person I want to marry in the future doesn’t know who I’m dating now. Don’t waste your feelings. Let’s get to know each other sometime. .
56. When you betray me, I am strong. When you date, I smile. When you get married, I bless you.
57. You are stupid. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.
58. If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress better. The bride is beautiful, shout that I am willing too
59. Please be confident. You are just a piece of scenery, there is no need to look up in other people's scenery.
60. I want to find a good partner and get engaged and get married without breaking up.
61. Two people who were originally going to get married suddenly stopped contacting each other for no reason. No. There is a hint of prelude, and some just lose that sense of loss.
62. When we get married, let’s get a pair of rings tattooed together. Whoever files for divorce first will have his fingers chopped off first. Do you dare?
63. I will send you a coffin as a gift on your wedding day
64. My white hair is getting thicker and thicker, which shows that our love is very deep.
65. I have been waiting for my wife for many years, and I will definitely cherish this fate.
66. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is supporting someone else’s wife.
67. A lottery ticket worth 100 million tells the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter, right?
68. Before marriage, sisters get married. When she was a bridesmaid, she became a best friend and her children still called her godmother
69. What’s so great about being in love? If you have the ability to get married~~
70. Driving a tractor and singing love songs!! Riding Get married on a bicycle!!
71. On your wedding day, will I be your bride or your bridesmaid?
72. For the last carnival, get up tomorrow and be a good wife and good wife Mom, I cook, cook, and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to get high!!
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