What are the funniest things that have happened to you?

Tell me about my mentally retarded roommate.

On the 1st, he and I ran a 10-kilometer marathon together. We were really exhausted.

After the run, we rested for half an hour to recover. Then we rode bicycles to the hotel to pick up our things and return to school.

When we arrived at the hotel, he put his bicycle next to me and went up to get something. When he came down, I didn’t pay attention and was playing with his mobile phone. As a result, as soon as he got off, he moved another bicycle next to him and said: Who locked my bicycle?

I looked up at him with a caring look, "Yours is here." In the end, he still said: Who locked my bicycle? I told him this several times in succession. He just reacted.

He said afterward that he probably lost his head after running 10 kilometers.

The funniest one is mine. I feel like it can make me laugh all day long. It’s a real life story, and it’s a funny story about a lousy dorm roommate. The following is the funniest one I remember. A joke to share with everyone!

I remember one summer in college, we were enjoying the cool air in the dormitory, and suddenly a girl’s voice came from downstairs: “XXX, XXX”. I didn’t know who she was calling, but one of our roommates immediately ran away. We went to the balcony and replied, "Wait a minute, I'll be down soon." We suddenly realized! After he finished speaking, he returned to the dormitory. As a result, the girl yelled twice more, and our roommate went out again and said, "Wait a minute, don't worry." Then he returned to the dormitory! At this time, we asked him, "Why didn't the person you were talking to tell us?" He replied, "No way, I don't have a girlfriend." We asked again, "What are you bragging about? Who is that person below?" He said, "I don't know. I just saw her yelling for a long time and no one paid attention to her. I went to comfort her."………………………

I am very happy to be invited to answer this question:

Interesting things that happened around me:

1. During the military training in college, I was standing quietly in a military posture, with only the instructor walking around. Suddenly a student made a report, and the instructor said that he He said he was a bit arrogant, so we took a deep breath, feeling awkward as we wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. The instructor asked something again, thinking he didn't hear clearly. He then said he was a bit arrogant, and everyone couldn't help but laugh. The instructor also laughed, but in the end he found out that the baby was from Sichuan. He said he had a slight fever, a cold and a fever.

2. In school, when class is about to end, the teacher always calls the roll call, and the classmates answer. When the name of my deskmate is called, the classmate behind sees the opportunity and reaches out to cover the mouth of my deskmate. , my classmate was originally going to answer, but the whole class burst out laughing. No, please ask my classmate to stand outside the door, haha