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Do you know what wonderful rules other colleges and universities will make to prevent students from puppy love?

First, don't fall in love aboveboard.

Shandong University of Science and Technology stipulates that it is forbidden to fall in love openly (kissing and hugging may be caught). Men and women should not be too close, and the distance between men and women is 20 cm. The school has set up a civilized supervision team to check all kinds of young couples! If you find out, you will be punished! Ahem, don't get me wrong, this is high school! We are a university! Well, primary school girls think it's terrible ... The restrictions on students' love behavior, primary school girls think this university is afraid of the high single rate!

Second, punch in before going to bed to prevent students from staying out at night.

According to the regulations of Chongqing Communications Vocational College, the school has a seat card in class and an attendance fingerprint card before going to bed every night. A classmate who lives on the sixth floor also thinks that punching in is a bit unfair. In cold weather, you have to wear thick clothes before punching in 1 building. Punching in to prevent staying out at night, is it to spit or praise? Primary school girls think that punching in before going to bed is something that every high school student must study hard. I have to punch in when I get to college. I'm afraid of students going out to play! This kind of behavior has advantages and disadvantages!

3. The school overpass is closed to men after 23: 00.

An ordinary overpass, but there is a sign next to it that says "No men allowed after 23 o'clock". Communication University of China said: "Overpass is mainly for students to walk through dormitories and teaching areas. Because one end of the overpass is close to the girls' dormitory, the school security office set up a signboard here to warn boys not to move here late at night. "This move of the school also reflects the care of the school for girls. Primary school girls are also here to remind everyone that girls should try not to go out at night, let alone go out alone. Pay attention to personal safety! ! !