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December joke
The sixth kill-kill the heart-die.
Two prisoners who are about to be executed are waiting for their beheaded meal. This is a live sheep. In front of them, the jailers took out a wooden stake and put one end of the cone into the sheep's body alive, running through it from back to front. Suddenly, the sheep's screams squeezed out every wisp of air in the cell. One of the prisoners couldn't help sweating when he saw what he saw. Every scream of the sheep touches his nerves, and the strength that makes him tremble comes from his trembling heart. When the stake pierced about two-thirds of the sheep's body, the jailer stopped moving, and the sheep, which was already in extreme pain, was snapped up and inserted into the groove already prepared on the ground. At the moment, the sheep's body hangs there like a string of candied haws. However, it is still far from death. The stake brings great pain, but it is not death. Death should be given time. The prisoner seems to feel the same way. Perhaps it was to let him know more deeply that the jailers did not move and deliberately let this scene stay long enough. In the end, the prisoner couldn't resist the huge psychological pressure, his legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground like a pool of mud, leaving only convulsions.
"This is a wooden stake punishment." The jailer should know this.
After the introduction, they began to implement the second step plan. They took out their knives and cut them on the sheep, and the cut meat hung on the sheep, dripping and glaring, which was terrible. With the ups and downs of the blade, the lines of exposed blood vessels and muscles are trying to render the indescribable misery and sadness. The pain became more and more severe, and the sheep's growling and wailing became silent crying because it had exceeded the tolerable range. The remaining prisoner finally couldn't resist and fell to the ground. "Every year." The jailer explained it again.
Say that finish, they are ready to leave. Before leaving, one of the jailers gave two prisoners a meaningful look. "You two, one was sentenced to the stake and the other to years, right?"
They nodded together in fear.
"These two kinds of punishment, you have just seen. The end of this sheep is your end. Tomorrow, enjoy it. " That night, the two condemned criminals who committed heinous crimes and were angry with each other both committed suicide in prison.
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