Four jokes in film and television dramas

Classic lines in Wulin Legend-The most classic: hand over rotten eggs and release hostages. ...

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

Go back to your home and find your mother!

"Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we realize that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away."

"Sometimes catching a thief is as simple as that."

Lv Xiucai: I stabbed you with a sword, and you only said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo Furong: …

Lv Xiucai: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "hero, forgive me", and when I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "36,000 words"! ~

"Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry."

"Don't steam steamed buns for breath!"

"Where is your sword?"

"The sword is in my heart. What about you? Why not bring a knife? "

"There is no knife in your hand, but a knife in your heart."

Zoom in, close-up, two people pulling each other's hair, slapping and biting,

At the same time, they shouted to each other: "Let go, let go! You put it first! You put it first! "

"Beauty is not discounted"

My sister's name is Mei, and my sister's name is Fold.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu and release the hostages! ! !

"Ah, my hot biceps brachii ~ ~! ! "

Thief: Is there a thief like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

Zhang Fei … Yue Fei … Faye Wong @ _ @

"Do you think I love money so much?"

"You are!"

"I'm ashamed"

"It's good to know shame."

"Shame and joy"

Du Shiniang sings: Are you hungry ~ ~ ~ ~

Bai Zhantang heard seven bleeding. ...

It's really funny

The proprietress was puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike: "You always eat when you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry if you don't eat for two days?"

Mo Xiaobei: To hell with her!

Boss: Do you want to die? ! Wait till you finish learning!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... less salt! ! !

Three clay figurines, two men and one woman.

Zhang Fei, Yue Fei, Faye Wong