Any cold jokes?

1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! ! 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, and a car flies by. One of them can't escape and is squashed. The other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup ... 3. The wolf said, "I want to eat you!" ! ! "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 4. The stone fought with the rice cake, and the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea. ........................................................................................................................................... was heartbroken. Desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and ran away from home. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! ! 5. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! ! 6. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so it scratched itself and burned itself to death. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and froze to death …