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Who knows that there is a novel "Rebirth" about a soldier passing by in a jeep, and his car is hanging on a tree.

Why don't my alien special forces see for themselves?

Chapter 1 Shortcut Crossing

(Words in this chapter: 2794 updated at 7: 4 1: 00 on June 24th, 2008)

The roar of howitzers sounded in the distance. Sun Shijie, carrying a Type 95 rifle and wearing camouflage on his face, laughed loudly while driving an all-terrain four-wheeled off-road motorcycle.

"Ha, ha, ha ... those recruits of the 79th Division probably peed their pants this time."

Sun Shijie is male. Han nationality. 20 years old. A member of a special reconnaissance brigade of PLA 8 1 Division, who joined the army for two years, was successfully promoted from a new recruit to a veteran. Just because I taught myself a set of stick skills in the army, people nicknamed me' Monkey Sun'.

What is going on at this time is a live-fire exercise to train new recruits held by his military region. Sun Shijie's task is to detect the position of enemy lines and inform the division of howitzers. At this time, his task has ended. In addition to leaving two teammates to report the results, he returned to the station first.

In this exercise, members of the heavily armed reconnaissance brigade gave full play to the due role of special forces such as reconnaissance, sabotage, infiltration behind enemy lines, and so on, so that those recruits were afraid to let go when they saw the gun.

The Woods in hilly areas are not tall and dense, and all-terrain vehicles can pass through them calmly. Sun Shijie took a clear direction and decided to take a shortcut back.

The road was so bumpy that Sun Shijie turned to look at the 12.7 mm sniper rifle installed on the rear wheel bracket, and then reached out and pressed the gun on the cushion.

This is AMR2 non-automatic 12.7mm sniper rifle manufactured by Huaqing Machinery. This kind of gun has just been equipped with a brigade and is still in the actual test stage. The gunman Ruan Fatso wrote a report at the exercise headquarters, and specifically told him to be careful before he left.

All-terrain four-wheeled motorcycle with muffler passed through the Woods quietly and quickly, and the gunfire in the distance had already subsided. Sun Shijie looked at his watch, not surprised. It's been an hour and a half, and it should have been out of danger long ago.

Is it the wrong direction?

Sun Shijie couldn't help sweating. It was a big joke that the special forces went in the wrong direction. He stopped the car and took out the compass from his camouflage suit.

I really didn't know it was a shock. When Sun Shijie opened the cover of the compass, he was immediately stunned by what he saw.

The red pointer spins quickly. Sun Shijie rubbed his eyes and watched it again. Yes, the pointer really looks like a motor, and it turns faster than the wheel.

Geomagnetic effect?

This is the first thought that flashed through Sun Shijie's mind. He took out the global positioning system, turned on the switch, and was surprised to find that the receiver could not receive the signal at all.

"Are you kidding? ! "

Sun Shijie knocked on the microphone and shouted angrily. Now he can't wait to get rid of this unreliable bastard.

Is it necessary to contact the troops and let the whole team know that this year's training pacesetter will make such a low-level mistake as getting lost?

After careful consideration, Sun Shijie felt that he really couldn't afford to lose this person. He put down the com he had just taken off and observed the surrounding environment.

The forest is much denser than before, and Sun Shijie found that he had never seen these trees. The ground is not only rotten soil, but hard ground mixed with many large and small stones. A tree with scaly bark has many oval leaves, and unknown plants like pumpkin flowers are blooming.

Where is this?

Sun Shijie is no stranger. The exercise was conducted in the military restricted zone. For him who has been rolling around this land for two years, it is as familiar as his backyard. How can there be something he doesn't know?

Did you accidentally leave the exercise area? Impossible? Even if you drive an all-terrain motorcycle for a day, you may not be able to get out of this place.

Go one more lap. Sun Shijie looked at Sun and continued to drive.

The further he went, the more Sun Shijie felt that something was wrong. He even saw several towering mountains, like huge stone pillars. This made him even more strange. Why hasn't he seen such an obvious thing before?

Sun Shijie climbed up the tree little by little, and through the telescope, he saw endless forests and huge stone pillars scattered everywhere. He panicked. Reality tells him that this is definitely not his familiar place.

"Monkey Sun to HQ, Monkey Sun to HQ, please respond."

There was a rustling sound in the com, and Sun Shijie's forehead began to sweat.

"Monkey Sun to HQ, Monkey Sun to HQ, please respond."

"High captain! Ruan fatso! Bachelor! Give me a reply! "

"ah! No one heard! "

"Come back!"

Sun Shijie shouted into the microphone. Can answer him, just a low rustle.

What the hell is going on here? Not only the compass and locator, but also the communicator.

Sun Shijie eyes staring at the com, mind at sixes and sevens. Now, he has officially lost contact with the army.

After being depressed for about ten seconds, Sun Shijie cheered up. In any case, he is an excellent special soldier and will never bow to any difficulties. I have also done training to imagine losing contact with the troops. The urgent task now is to get out of the forest as soon as possible in order to get in touch with the troops.

After making a decision, Sun Shijie climbed the tree again, carefully observed the forest, and finally decided to go east.