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Cheap cousin's composition. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My brother likes to brag. Let's talk about that time That day, I bought two cucumbers for menstruation. I said to my sister, "Sister, after eating cucumber, you should use the skin of cucumber as a mask to keep your face beautiful." My sister said "OK" happily, which happened to be heard by my brother, so my brother made a plan to steal melons alone. In the evening, my brother ate his meal early and stole the skin of the cucumber. We didn't finish it until 7 o'clock. After dinner, my sister hummed and went to the kitchen to get cucumber skins. So, we called menstruation menstruation, woke my brother up, gave him a lecture and sent him to sleep on the floor.
My brother loves studying very much and often shuts himself in his room and reads books. One day, my parents took me to his house as a guest. When I got to his house, I sneaked into his study. No sooner had I entered the study than I was shocked. Three bookshelves were added to both sides of his desk. There are more than n books neatly stacked on it. When I walked in, he was reading carefully again. My cousin heard my footsteps and said, because I was still young at that time, I didn't know who Lu Xun was, let alone his works. But how can my cousin, who is one month older than me, know? I asked, "Do you know?" He said solemnly, "There is a madman's diary ..."
This is my cousin.
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