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Human-like and dog-like
“Beat a dog to see its master”, “Dog climbs the human ladder”, “Crazy dog ??bites”, “Dog cannot change and eat shit”, “Human model dog-like”, “Dog model human model”, “Pig and dog are inferior” etc. I have heard this saying countless times, most of which refer to dogs, so that people can learn something from it.
Dogs have always been regarded as the most loyal owner of animals. Because of this, they are often used as housekeepers, care animals or pets.
Dogs are born to bite, whether they bite people or things. From this, the dog has been extended to some other tricks. In fact, this is the nature of dogs.
While walking leisurely, the concept of a human being looking like a dog suddenly occurred to me. Anyway, idle time is idle, chatting about idle things and relaxing, it is also a kind of happiness.
Picture 1: Xiao Wang has been naughty and rebellious since he was a child. He has a smart mind and a playful nature. He is so-so in reading, but not much better. After graduating from high school, he did not enter college and became a soldier. In that era when urban household registration was still allocated, he happened to be assigned to a fairly good work unit after he was discharged from the army. He is good at smoking, drinking, bragging, and pandering, but in fact he is not good at anything. When I first came in, I couldn't even sit at my desk for half a minute without any peace. For a while, he didn't know what he was going to do, let alone how to do it. Just do nothing, wander around here and there. Say hello to everyone you see and always put a smile on your face. He smokes when he sees people. He comes from the left and passes from the right. It really makes people feel loved.
I came here several times to stay with Xiao Wang, and the wine he drank was admirable, especially the wine culture that made everyone at the table lose. Whenever there is nothing wrong, and many people gather together, his jokes, whether they are daily classics, are always the same, making everyone laugh. More importantly, whenever he is present, the atmosphere will be particularly intense. He loves to follow powerful people and seize the most convincing opportunities. So, he quickly found a sense of opportunity. He was recognized very smoothly and finally reached a position that made him somewhat satisfied.
From then on, Xiao Wang took to the water like a fish in water and made a great success. Time passed day by day, and he really reached the time when he was prosperous. Needless to say, he is beautiful, but more importantly, he can do some things and can do other people's things well. You have to look at his color when looking for him to do things. Of course, for those who were originally on the same level as him, or who are now inferior to him, his words were a bit out of his nose, and he had to look sideways at them.
Of course, Xiao Wang is a smart man. The person behind him who helped him up was still honest and did not dare to be arrogant for the time being, for fear that the master would be angry and kick him away, which would cause trouble.
Screen 2: Chen Lai is middle-aged and somewhat energetic. But because of his lack of wisdom as a young man and his lack of hard work as a young man, he wandered around for many years without any news. The boy who was hated by everyone seemed to have disappeared from people's memories in a few years.
As everyone knows, the year before last, a neatly dressed man wearing sunglasses, a cigar in his mouth, and shiny hair suddenly got out of a Mercedes-Benz. The villagers thought that it was the knight who had arrived, or perhaps another businessman was coming to look at the place. They were a little startled, and then they saw with bright eyes that it was still the same Chen Lai.
Those who see it don’t dare to confirm it, and those who don’t see it will naturally not stay for a long time. Chen Lai, on the other hand, stood there without an audience for a long time, and said in a harsh dialect, "No one recognizes me, I'm back."
At this time, someone looked carefully and found that it was really Chen Lai. Lai, I ventured to ask, and Chen Lai handed over a cigarette without haste, "You still recognize me."
It was really Chen Lai, and there were a lot of people around, all talking. They wanted to know how he got rich and what he was doing, but Chen Lai waved his hand with dignity and refused to say anything.
During those days when he returned to the village, Chen Lai suddenly became popular and became the idol in the hearts of the villagers. He walked without looking at his feet and held his head high. Especially when he saw the people who looked down on him, he became even more energetic.
Some time ago, a few plainclothes people came to ask the villagers about Chen Lai's situation, but they didn't quite understand why. Later, I found out that Chen Lai was a fraudster, and a dog can't change his nature of eating shit.
He looks like a human and looks like a dog. He looks like a human, but in reality he has the ferocious appearance of a slave dog. When there is no master, you are just a person in front of others. When the owner is around, it's just a scary dog. Of course, this kind of person who looks like a dog will not bite like a dog, but when this kind of person looks like a dog bites, it will be more cruel and vicious than a dog bites.
You have to guard against this kind of dog-like person in life, but in many cases it is impossible to guard against them. People who look like dogs, are scheming, cunning and insidious. They dare to do anything and can do anything. On weekdays, especially when he has no master, he is very arrogant, just like a dog at home. He keeps barking when he sees people from a distance, and even wants to bite people when he gets close.
I'm not afraid of the fact that the dog looks like a human. I'm just afraid that the dog will suddenly go into heat. If it really bites people, it will be unbearable. Many times, it's boring to be with such a dog-like person, but you can't change the fate of not being together. Therefore, when staying together, it is inevitable to be more cautious.
People look like dogs, so it’s not surprising after seeing them many times. After all, dogs are still afraid of people. When I was a child in the countryside, when I approached a barking dog, I would not move and stare straight at it, but I would not dare to bark seriously with people. If a dog barks and scares people, and even runs away, that's the end of the world. The dog will chase after the person until it bites them, which will really make people uncomfortable.
People look like dogs, so they don’t scare anyone, so there’s no need to make a fuss, just be careful.
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