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Is it shameful to drive Alto? The old one
The best answer seems reasonable, but you don't have to be ashamed of it and you don't need to listen to others to comfort you. It's like going to a big party. Everyone else is wearing high fashion, but you are dressed like a turtle. You said there was no shame in losing. Someone must jump out and say that as long as it is clean and tidy, it is mainly based on self-confidence. Actually, it's all bullshit. At first glance, it is the appearance. When I first saw Alto's broken car, I felt very frustrated. I dare say this is the feeling of 90% people. You don't have to buy a very good car, but if you want to buy it, you should buy an ordinary one, such as Hyundai or Chevrolet or other domestic ones, such as Haval. It just makes us look normal, at least a little more confident. If you drive an ordinary car, people won't make fun of you. If you drive a broken car, you will be sensitive even if others don't make fun of you. Don't lie to yourself. Hey, driving this car is really not as good as riding a cool motorcycle. There is no harm in not comparing with other people's good cars at a special party. Even if you get a girl and go out and see that others are good cars or ordinary cars, if you get a broken Alto, others will be embarrassed to get on the bus with you, which is embarrassing. So if we can't dress up a little higher, let's be ordinary and integrate into the big stream. Don't look too different or you will easily become the focus of others' conversation. People who say temperament are easily hurt. Either the heart is very strong and really capable, but Yunjia drives a tractor better than you, or Ah Q's spiritual self is Anhui and hypnotic. How can you be confident without ability? Compared with others, you are shameless. You'll be like that all your life. As the saying goes, be brave after knowing shame. Only when you are ashamed will you work harder and harder.
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