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Why is edg happy after losing half a lap?
(1)2065 438+04, clearlove will leave tonight and will transfer to edg and we edg with FZF * * * for three hours.
(2) In 2065438+04, clearlove players chose Pig Sister to dance under the tower, mocking her former teammate Xiao Wei.
(3) s4 edg lost to ahq, becoming the first lpl team to lose to the corner in S race and becoming the son of Bay Bay.
(4) s4 edg vs shr clearlove player Blind Monk 1589, who became the player with the lowest output of blind monks in S-match, let his teammates take the blame for him.
(5) April 2015 14, EDG VS WE, after the score was 2: 2, EDG decided to replace the pawn, but the game was postponed for half an hour because the pawn didn't arrive temporarily.
(VI) On July 25th, 20 15, the organizer PLU celebrated the birthday of EDG player Clearlove at the competition site, and the QG vs EDG competition was delayed by one hour.
(7) On June1May 14, EDG postponed the game with a team to next week in order to participate in the so-called Huayi Night, but did not assume any responsibility.
(VIII) 2065438+On September 4th, 2005, EDG VS Snack, due to EDG's own illness (Deft), the official decided to postpone the competition. When the other two teams are already sitting on the competition platform, inform them that EDG can participate in the competition again. Go down.
(9) In s5 training match, intentionally let two players change their accounts for training match to confuse opponents. After fnc found out, he became angry from embarrassment. Sanshao sent a long article accusing commentator tt of "leaking secrets". Knowing that none of the top eight players could beat the commentator in advance, he told FNC that "Nimensidingle" was defeated by "4:0" and became the son of Europe.
(x) On March 24th, 2065438+06, EDG VS HYG was in the middle, and EDG player Deft was suspended because of an emergency.
(xi) On April 17, 2065438, QG VS EDG, a player of QG has not been present, and a direct penalty will be awarded. That is, after "4:0", edg created the shortest bo5 history of "bo5 in one minute", which was unprecedented and completely ignored the audience who bought tickets, and was called "4 17" in history.
(XII) In the s6 quarter-finals, Ming Kai fell off the chain for three consecutive years, setting a record of "48" and hitting the data of "4396" for blind monks. In the following competitions, 4396 has been used as the output standard to test the level of players.
(XIII) s6 Demacia Cup. Roman Abramovich, the leading pig, cried and cried to keep deft, while pawn, who was abandoned because of his bad waist, sat alone under the stage and was treated differently.
(XIV) s6 All-Star Game. As the most embarrassing single ticket in s6, the mouse has exceeded 2 million. Weibo Post Bar repeatedly exposed the evidence of brushing the ticket, and Abu shamelessly said that he didn't know if he had brushed the ticket. In the All-Star Game, edg Ueno just wanted to sign up for the league, while Ming Kai just squatted on the road, regardless of other players. After the overall situation collapsed, Abu Weibo tossed the pot, ignoring the "wonderful" performance of his players.
(15) 4396 white washing. Edg works hard for Ming Kai. One moment, the documentary proved that she trained 50 times a day, and the next moment, she changed her name and added a 7 to cheat the newcomer Xiao Qi. Alori once again became the victim of Ming Kai's whitewash, and the king of pure love came back.
(XVI) iem incident in February 2007+2065438. Edg offered to withdraw from the competition before getting a visa. At first, he accused the iem organizers of not giving advance notice. Results iem official face certificate has been notified to 16 12. Iem officials called edg impolite and unprofessional. Later, iem officials refused to help them get visas, saying that the media would ruin "China E-sports" (also known as edg). As a result, Bo, an official of the Polish Embassy, was slapped in the face, proving that he had not received the application materials from edg. Abu San passed the embassy and refused to enter. Later, he lied that the temporary residence permit could not be done, and was asked by netizens about the Shanghai police-civilian through train, which proved that the temporary residence permit processing process was simple and only took one day. Finally, an edg administrative office was created, which became the biggest joke in the lol world and was ridiculed by the whole world. The "Polish Family" was founded.
(17) Asian Intercontinental Group Competition. Regardless of the honor of the division, edg insisted on practicing experience for the newcomer Audi, and even lost to jt ahq. The big advantage ruined the game, which led to the lms division getting the match point, which almost caused lpl not to enter the final, and was later sprayed by more than 30,000 netizens.
There's a leak here. I'll leave another black spot. Of course, I don't want it to be true, but if it is true, then everyone at edg really has to shout.
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