Ten jokes on campus

In the university, the teacher was in class, and the young female guide went straight to the male classmate in the last row and said to him, "What's in your hand? Take it out!" " "

The male student refused for a long time, but the teacher still couldn't help but take out a photo. When the female tour guide saw it, she was slightly stunned and blushed: "How can you have my photo ..."

Male students look directly into each other's eyes: "Why? Because your photos are better than mine. "

The senior high school entrance examination is coming, and the teacher asked us to find four words to describe "ugly";

Then a lot of images are extremely ugly, shameful and embarrassing;

I moved everything forward. I can't think of anything when I get here. The teacher gave me two ways, either to go out or to talk. I said, don't push me. I didn't expect the teacher to make me angry and say, if not, get out of his classroom. Then, I said, just like you ...