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What is it like to experience myopia?
I am myopic, probably highly myopic. People with myopia don't dare to have their eyesight tested. For example, there are many people like me who don't dare to have their eyesight tested. I don't know why. Every time I have a physical examination, I put the visual acuity test last because I feel like it will kill me.
I am good at long-distance running, especially the 800-meter race, so I would participate in the 800-meter race in junior high school and high school. The problem is that I still wear glasses, do you understand? It's just that when you run, your body is bumpy and it's easy for your glasses to slide from the bridge of your nose to the tip of your nose. But take off your glasses and run, you don't feel safe. So later on, especially when my myopia worsened in high school, I felt quite embarrassed every time I ran. I had to reach out my hands to hold my glasses while I was running. But at that time, I felt that it would disrupt my running posture and my body. There will be a tendency to twist into a twist.
I don’t know if you remember there is an emoticon, it is a sloth, it should be, it does not wear glasses, and its eyes are mosquito-repellent, the kind of circles. , and the text accompanying the picture below is what you said, I can’t hear clearly without my glasses. Many people will find this picture funny when they see it, but I tell you from my own personal experience that it is true. Without glasses, you really can’t hear clearly what others are saying.
Because people’s feelings have an impact on each other, I remember one time during evening self-study, the male classmate across the aisle from me came to talk to me, as if he wanted to ask me What is the Chinese homework? I was the Chinese class representative at the time, and then he called me. I was not wearing glasses at the time. When I turned my head, I only saw his mouth, opening and closing, and I couldn’t hear what he was saying. Then I told him to wait a moment and you can talk again after I put on my glasses. At this time, my colleague told me directly what he said.
And his voice is the kind of quiet voice that I can hear completely, but it won’t disturb others, but it’s true, because I don’t wear glasses, so I can’t see it. His face was clear, so I couldn't hear what he was talking about.
During our senior year of high school, we were extremely stressed, so sometimes when the classes for the day were over, we would choose not to have dinner, but to hang out on the playground, and then come back for evening self-study. I had a bad problem at that time. I knew I was myopic, but I didn’t like to wear glasses when I went shopping. Then I liked to enjoy the world where I couldn’t see clearly. I couldn’t see anyone clearly. I felt I was alone, so I made a lot of jokes.
Therefore, when I was shopping, I ignored people saying hello to me more than once. There was even a teacher saying hello to me. I basically just glanced at it and walked over. My classmates were fine, but I was embarrassed. I just passed by, but the teacher couldn't do it. Sometimes I wanted to run over and say hello.
Seriously, please be kind to every myopic person. They actually have you in their hearts, they just can’t see clearly.
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