Want to hear a joke, can anyone tell it?

"That's a cable car."

"Oh, no wonder you walk so slowly. It turned out to be a lazy car. "

On the train, a 4-or 5-year-old boy saw the conductor and turned to his father and said, "This dress is the same as that my mother wore at night. Why aren't you wearing handcuffs? "

The carriage suddenly became quiet.

3. Child: Mom, the teacher praised me for my progress!

Mom: How did you get the compliment?

Child: In the past, when I kept a diary, the teacher would reply to me. It was all nonsense! Now the teacher's reply is nonsense! Didn't you say the teacher praised me for my fluent composition? !

6-year-old niece secretly dug out a small dress from the wardrobe and prepared to go to kindergarten without wearing a thick coat. Before going out, my mother found out: "Smelly girl, why are you so good! Don't look how cold it is outside! Will you wear a skirt to go out for me? "

My niece is unhappy and can't come out. I went to knock on the cupboard door: "What's the matter? Are you unhappy to be criticized by your mother? "

"Leave me alone, I'm in prison."

"Why are you going to jail?"

"My beauty is a sin."

When I saw a beautiful little girl on the road, I thought of Doby.

Me: Sister, what's your score in the final exam?

She: Aunt, do you have a baby?

Me: Auntie doesn't have a boyfriend yet. Where can I have a baby?

She: Don't lose heart. Don't mind other people's business in the future. Take more time to go out on blind dates and get married as soon as possible!