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What are the jokes about brothers?
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In ancient times, there were three brothers, the eldest and the second were lazy, the third was diligent and clever, and all three brothers became families when they grew up.
One day, they were drinking together, and the eldest brother and the second brother suggested, "From now on, the three of us are not allowed to doubt each other, or we will be fined."
After drinking, eldest brother said, you always call me lazy. Now the hen at home announces dawn and I get up. The third brother shook his head directly and said, "How can the hen know the dawn?" "Big Brother smiled and said," Well, if you don't believe me, you will be fined. "
The second brother went on to say, "I'm not as diligent as my eldest brother, so the poor mouse at home barks cats ..." The third brother shook his head again and again, and the second brother proudly said, "If you don't believe me, you will be punished."
Later, the third brother said, "Big Brother and Second Brother are both sick, and they are talking nonsense." Big brother and second brother immediately angered, "You talk nonsense." The third child smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, you will be fined one barrel each." ?
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