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Short Script Series (1)

The short script series refers to a series of short dialogues, a series of short novels with "dialogue" as the theme. The articles in the Small Dialogue series are relatively complex. So I sorted it out, and the following are articles belonging to the short script series

(1) "Dream"

Xiaoning: My dream is. . . Well, my dream is very complicated yet very simple. My dream is that I hope that I can become a writer, playwright, screenwriter, gold medal screenwriter, and a unique romantic female writer in the future. I hope that I can realize my dream, and I hope that the novels I write can be liked by many people

Listener: Well, good, I have ideas, stick to my dreams, as long as I persist, I believe that I will be able to In the distant future, you will definitely be able to realize your dream

Xiaoning: Thank you!

(2) "Love and Not to Love"

Xiao Meng: What's wrong? What are you looking at?

Man with glasses: I miss you (looking attentively)

Xiaomeng: But I am in front of you now, what else are you thinking about?

Man with glasses: Do you like me?

Xiaomeng: I want to watch a TV series now and don’t want to answer this question

Man with glasses: Okay (looking lonely)

(3) "Confession"

Xiaoyue: I'm divorced. I miss my daughter, my baby, my poor child

Friend: Don’t be sad, Xiaoyue, let’s start over! Everything will be fine, believe me

Xiaoyue: Sometimes, I don’t know what to do. I once thought about dying

Friend: Don’t talk nonsense, you are too stupid. Why do you think so? If you leave, your family will be very sad, and I will be sad too. Death is a sign of cowardice. In my heart, you are a strong girl, and you are not allowed to say such things again

Xiaoyue: Looking back on the past is like a dream, time flies so fast, why do you think each day passes so fast? Woolen cloth? It would be great if time could stop. It would be great if we could go back in time, or some mistakes would not happen

Friend: Look, you are thinking wildly again, stop thinking

Xiaoyue: You will always be with me By my side? Will you never leave me?

Friend: How can I leave with peace of mind when you call me like this? I will always be with you, don’t worry

(4) "Gossip"

Mr. Kong: Hey, do you know who is the most talented female writer in Shanghai today?

Mr. Ding: I heard that there is a woman named Wanxia, ??is she her?

Mr. Xu: She seems a bit older. I heard that she didn’t get married until she was 50 years old. It shouldn’t be her.

Mr. Kong: Of course not. I’m talking about being young and beautiful. Someone who is also famous, you all can take a guess

Mr. Xiao: Is it Wen Hui? I heard that one of her works has been adapted for the screen

Mr. Kong: It’s not her. This lady is average-looking and older

Mr. Xu: I know, there is another one, she seems to be 25 years old, her name is Jiali

Mr. Kong: People are young , also somewhat pretty, but not famous, and many people don't know who she is. A writer, a writer, if no one knows him or her, then he is a writer at home, sitting at home "sijia"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone laughed

(5) " Talking to myself"

Xiaojing: What's wrong with me? So boring, what should I do? what to do ? I'm so fed up, this is such a boring life

Xiaojing took the flowers on the coffee table in her hands, threw the petals on the ground one by one, and muttered to herself again

Xiaojing: Someone will like me (throws a petal).

No one will like me, someone will like me, no one will like me, someone will like me, no one will like me, someone will like me, no one will like me (she drops a petal after each sentence)

(6) "Views"

Reporter: Ms. Wang, what kind of novels do you usually like to read? Which writers do you like? What do you think of them?

Ms. Wang: I like romance novels, which are relatively sad. I have always liked the novels of Zhang Ailing and Qiong Yao, as well as Zhang Xiaoxian and Bing Xin. The books by San Mao and Xi Juan are also good. At the same time, I also like the works of Lin Huiyin, Gu Man, and Ming Xiaoxi

Reporter: Oh, you like a lot of them

Ms. Wang: I think their works all have a deep meaning. The beauty of

Reporter: Yes, you are very insightful, I think so too

(7) "Telling"

Friend: I know you are in a bad mood , so I came here to see you today

Me: (lying on the bed) Come over and sit next to me. I have a lot to say. If I don’t say it out, I will feel very depressed and uncomfortable.

Friend: OK, tell me, I will listen carefully to what you want to say

Me: I want to break up with him

Friend: "Break up" What does it mean?

Me: It’s just a breakup

Friend: Why? I think you two are pretty good on weekdays, so why do you want to break up?

Me: I’ve had enough of him, he doesn’t understand me, he doesn’t understand anything

(8) "A Conversation"

Me: I don’t I went to college, but I didn’t have any diploma. I only went to junior high school, and I was very poor in junior high school, very bad.

Wise man: How bad is it?

Me: In short, the kind that are very poor. They get dozens of points every time they take the exam, and sometimes they even fail and become the last few in the class. How bad do you think they are? There were even times when the teacher would grab my ears and criticize me in front of the whole class

Wise Man: Oh, really

Me: But, I like learning very much. It refers to the so-called learning, which is to use my brain to think and see what I like, instead of going to school to learn the same rules and regulations. I've had enough for a long time, I hate it to the extreme

Wise Man: Oh, really? Then

Me: But there is one thing, I don’t know why but I feel very strange. I like literature very much, I like observing different people, and I like learning about different things. In short, I like writing very much. Some people say I'm stupid. In the past, I went to learn to do something, but I didn’t learn it after studying for a long time. I thought I was stupid. What do you think?

Wise Man: Haha. . . I think he is as wise as he is foolish.

(9) "Pain"

She is lovelorn. My boyfriend found another woman and they just broke up today. She could no longer face life or accept reality. Today she decided to end her life. So she came to a 15-story commercial high-rise building, and she was ready to die.

At this time someone discovered her and immediately called the police. Soon more and more people gathered around, and everyone was persuading: "Miss, don't be impulsive, be more open-minded, there is no obstacle in this world that you can't overcome."

Soon the police arrived, and one of them stepped forward cautiously. "Don't come here, come here. I'll jump down. Leave me alone." She cried loudly.

A policeman, An Wei, said, "If anything happens, come down and talk to me." Everything will be fine, what happened?” She said with great emotion and sadness: "Everyone is gone. What else is there? Now I have nothing. No one will like me. They are all fake and liars. In short, I don't want to live anymore and I can't live anymore." She Overwhelming with emotions.

Suddenly, she jumped up and jumped down. . .

(10) "The Girl Who Can Tell Stories"

She is only five years old and can tell stories. She also has many playmates on weekdays, and those playmates come to play at home from time to time. Sometimes the little playmates would sit around a long table. And listened carefully to her story. She also told jokes and often made everyone laugh

She started writing poetry when she was seven years old. I would often read it to my female teacher. Every time at this time, the female teacher would praise her greatly, touch her naughty little head and say: "China will have a little genius in the future"!

She looked at the female teacher with confusion and innocence: "Teacher, what is a little genius?"

The female teacher smiled and said: "There are many ideas in my little head."

"Oh, teacher, you have a big head, can you be called a genius?" She asked cutely

"Hahaha, you are so cute," the female teacher beamed.

Five years passed in a flash. The little girl gradually grew up. She started to write poems and tell more stories. So, she started writing novels. She put everything she could think of into the book. As long as she has a pen and a notebook, she will be happy. The father said: "My little baby, I want to be a writer in the future." . .