A collection of jokes to make your girlfriend happy

A man was on a business trip. When he was resting in a hotel room, he suddenly heard a "boom" and was startled. The man immediately realized that he was there to quarrel. After staying in the hotel room for a while, the man suddenly took out a dagger and put it on the man's neck. Seeing this situation, the man knew that he was upset: "What's wrong? My wife said we broke up?" The man said calmly: "You said you won't break up if you don't feel relieved!" This angered the man: "I know. Why don't you say anything?" Man: "Because you often swear!"

1. My wife doesn't like swearing, so I curse her. If she curses me, I will divorce her. But she still wants to divorce me.

I threw her into the trash can, but she closed the trash can lid. When I came back, I saw a towel thrown on her head. I said, "What are you doing? Don't you know there's a curse word on the towel?" My wife said unconvinced, "Didn't I say I don't like to curse? Why do I call my husband? Why doesn't he curse me?" - - "Chinese Masculinity Awards"

2. A classmate performed abnormally in an exam. Due to the opposition of his parents and the criticism of his teacher, he was very unwilling.

So, he often took the New Year's money given to him by his family and looked for some good books in the bookstore. One day, when he came out of the bookstore, he found that he was surrounded by good books, so he stuffed the lucky money into a corner of the bookstore. After walking into the bookstore, he said to the boss: "Boss, you are such a smart person. Today I finally got the scholarship as I wished! And you think so too!" The boss quickly said: "No one is smarter than you. Ah! What do you think?"

3. The story is very simple. Two people had a quarrel, and the teacher made the classmate kneel on the ground and yelled that sentence.

The teacher just didn’t give him a chance to speak. But after a while, the classmate's mouth moved and he said: Teacher, I'm sorry! I didn't cry! The teacher laughed loudly: I mean I didn’t cry. If you really think you didn’t cry, then I can coax you with the greatest sincerity. This is my only request for you. So if you have any grievances, you can tell me and I will try my best to satisfy you. The same goes for another classmate. He said: Teacher, I am too difficult to serve!