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123 composition of wooden head
123 composition of wooden head 1 In the third class this morning, Teacher Fang said that he would take us to play an interesting game-123, wooden head.
As soon as the teacher's voice fell, we began to boil. Just as we were cheering, Teacher Fang said loudly, "One, two, three, wooden head!" " The students were as motionless as wooden heads at once, as if they had suddenly become a statue. Wang Zheng and Liu are discussing something. Liu made him laugh. After hearing the teacher's words, he kept this action as instructed. Fang Hao was amused by everyone's stiff appearance. Although he wanted to laugh, he tried to hold his breath. His face flushed, his eyes stared straight ahead, and his hands clenched into fists. Just when he couldn't help it, Mr. Fang made a pause gesture. Finally, he could not help laughing loudly. His laughter seemed very infectious, and in a short time, the whole class laughed into a ball.
The game continues. This time, as soon as the teacher's words came out, everyone stopped at once, but this time, Wang couldn't help laughing. "No way, just stand." The teacher said with a smile. "Ha ha ....." Wang like being tickled, laughing and stood up. Several students gradually couldn't help it and stood up one by one. ...
This game not only made me have a good time, but also made me understand that persistence is the truth of victory.
Once, my friend Xiaofeng and I played the game "123 wooden head" in the community.
Guess fist first. "Rock, scissors, cloth!" She won, so she ran to grab the first game. She is small and fast. When I caught her, she couldn't stand still. I was ten centimeters away from her. I'm in a hurry. I feel I have little chance of winning! I turned my head and said, "One, two, three ..." Before I finished, her hand touched me. So soon! I ran to her as fast as I could, but unfortunately she had reached her own safe territory, and I lost.
In the second game, I turned my head faster and faster, and she posed in an unnatural hurry. It's time to decide the result. I quickly said, "One, two, three, wooden head". Her hand touched me again. I was never as fast as her, so I lost the second game again.
In the third game, I secretly thought of a plan in my mind. First of all, I said slowly, "one … two … three … wooden head" let her off guard. Seeing that she looked relaxed, I suddenly turned around and fought back, which surprised her and made her feel at a loss and gave her the clue. I said, you lost! "Don't say, you are very smart," Feng Xiaoxiao told me. "That's my humble answer.
I get inspiration from this game: failure is not terrible, as long as we sum up experience from failure, learn lessons and change strategies, then we have hope of success!
123 Woodhead Composed 3 "Ding, Ding, Ding ..." As soon as the bell rang, the students rushed out of the classroom (including me, of course) and began to play our favorite game "123 Wooden Head".
"come on Everyone is black and white, black and white K, who is with whom! " The results of one, two and three came out. I was with the monitor and the adults, and another classmate caught me alone.
We stood still, and the monitor ordered, "Let's start the game!" Everyone shouted, "One, two, three, wooden head! "Our classmates suddenly turned around, and we immediately moved forward, for fear that our classmates would find out where we were going and take us to the' prison'. However, at this moment, a very hateful mosquito flew towards me, knowing that I was most afraid of mosquitoes! When the mosquito flew closer, I ran unconsciously, and my classmates immediately saw me. As a result, I can imagine that I went to prison tragically. But in the "prison", I still send distress signals to my companions from time to time. " One, two, three ... "The monitor rushed up and saved me at once." ... wooden head. "Hey hey! The classmate who was caught shouted too slowly! I went back to my original position to continue the game.
After many arrests, many escapes, many rescues and many player changes, I already know this game like the back of my hand. I can't help making faces at my classmates who caught me. That classmate was suddenly angered by me and ran directly to catch me. Fortunately, I was smarter and ran back to safety immediately. It's really thrilling
Until the bell rang, a group of us reluctantly left the playground, and we agreed to continue playing next recess.
123 wooden head composition 4 "123, wooden head, not talking or laughing." Everyone must be familiar with this nursery rhyme. Yes, it's a Woodenhead game, but this time it's different. I used to play outdoors, but now I play in the classroom.
The game has begun. The teacher sang nursery rhymes and everyone split up. After the teacher finished singing, everyone became an "expression pack": one in front and the other behind, as if imitating a "thinker"; Some eyes are wide open, their mouths are O-shaped, their hands are spread out, and they look helpless; Others close their eyes and narrow their eyes into a line with their hands. As for me, I put my hand on the table, with one eye wrapped around my hand and one eye looking out to observe their every move. I couldn't help laughing for a long time when I saw everyone's funny actions.
The most interesting thing is that in the third round, I racked my brains and finally came up with a funny action: holding my chin with one hand and putting the other on my back, rolling my eyes and stretching my head forward, acting like a demon. The game has started. Under the teacher's command, everyone made their own movements, and sometimes some people laughed. In the end, it was just me and Wang, and it was difficult for us to tell the winner. The teacher asked the losers to make us laugh, and several people rushed to me and kowtowed to me. Someone tells jokes in front of me; People make faces in front of me. As time went by, the teacher saw that we still couldn't tell the difference and began to count down. "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six ..." Finally, Wang Xizhi and I became champions.
Next time I am in Woodenhead, I must make Wang Xizhi laugh!
123 wooden head composition 5 I can't wake up for half a day in the morning, and I won't wake up until the meal is ready. Run after dinner and get off at Lingzhipo. Get off the bus, come to the meeting place, get your hats, everyone is here, and we will set off!
We set off and walked past the agricultural school, followed by Bazaar. At the fork in the road with sheep excrement beans and the intersection without sheep excrement beans, Mr. Qiao asked us to stop and read Mencius. After reading Mencius, we took sheep dung beans on the road and then moved on.
It didn't take long to reach the destination, where Meng Yuanming and Li Zijie also sang the opening song of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. After a short rest, Miss Li asked us to meet at the top of the slope. After the party, everyone took out their best articles and comments. We decide who should read our article first according to the method of 123 Woodenhead. Among those who have read this article, one person was hacked in Zhang Jiahao's article, and he is Li Yikun. After reading the article, prepare to go down the mountain.
When I went down the mountain, I didn't go back to school the same way, but took another road. After returning to the farming college, I began to add meals. Today's mushroom sauce is so delicious that I ate a whole bun.
After eating the extra food, there will be a Go game. Our team plays against Ming team, and I play chess with Meng Yuanming. This game is very close. Meng Yuanming only needs to play two more games of chess, and I lose. After playing chess, we have already started talking about chess.
I'm going home after playing chess. When I got home, I found an unexpected visitor at home-jujube thorn on my right index finger.
I like this learning camp, because there are different activities here, including the best mushroom sauce I have ever eaten and an unexpected guest.
123 wooden head composition 6 everyone has his own favorite game, and I like playing 123, wooden head best.
Woodhead can't talk or move, but he can blink. If you move or laugh, you are out. An interesting person can move and talk, and he will make you laugh until you move.
"One, two, three, wooden head." With the instructions of the comedian, none of Woodenhead moved, some sat on the table, some stood, some pedaled, some squatted and some lay down. The comedian began to perform, and I thought: Don't move or laugh, I don't want to be eliminated! At this moment, I am standing, and I am in front. I thought to myself: how unlucky I am to choose this position! The teaser played a trick on me in front of me. Although it is a fake action, it is easy to make people laugh. I kept my mouth shut and didn't laugh.
In the second round, I closed my eyes and thought: You won't find me again this time! But that funny guy came to see me again. No matter what he said, I didn't laugh. Funny popularity is not good, raise your eyebrows and look angry.
It's my turn to be a joke No matter what I say, they won't listen. I had to use my unique skill and bend my eyebrows and smile: "Hey, my brother's face can't smile!" He tried to laugh, but he held back. It's no use trying my best, so I have to say, "Whoever doesn't laugh is a fool!" " "After a while, everyone laughed. Nobody wants to be an idiot. A total victory, haha.
Woodhead's games are fun! You can play if you don't believe me. I can assure you that you still want to play in class. Tell you a little trick: don't do too difficult actions! Otherwise, you will lose quickly!
123 wooden head composition 7 in the last class today, the teacher said, "today we are going to play a little game." I can't wait to say, "What game are you playing?" The teacher said, "Today, let's play the game of one, two, three wooden heads." I clapped my hands happily and said, "Great."
The teacher said, "Let me talk about the rules of the game. When I say one, two, three wood, you can't move. Whoever moves will be eliminated. Those who are eliminated can make others laugh, ok? " We answered loudly: "I see!"
The game has started. When the teacher called one, two, three, Woodenhead, everyone stopped moving, and some put their hands on their heads as puppies. Some sleep on the table; Some stood there motionless; Some sit in chairs as wood; I put my hand on my head like a kitten. In the first round, I want to stand still 1 minute. The first round passed and the second round stood still for 5 minutes. At this time, many students moved. They like to make others laugh, but few people are amused.
At this moment, a mosquito flew to my nose. At this moment, I moved, and then I was eliminated. I went to make people laugh. In the end, only 10 students were not eliminated.
I was very angry after the game, because I wouldn't be eliminated without that mosquito. I hate that mosquito!
123 wooden head composition 8 today, my brother and sister and I played an interesting game in the yard, called "123, wooden head."
The rules of the game, first find a person to be a hunter, and the others to be Woodenhead. When the hunter turned his back and shouted "One, two, three, wooden head, don't talk, don't move", no one else could move. If anyone is found to have moved, he is a hunter.
Let's start the game. Let's use stones, cloth and scissors to decide who will be a hunter. Haha, my brother is a hunter. My brother turned his back and said loudly, "One, two, three, wooden head, don't talk, don't move". My sister and I hurried to do the action. Sister, put your hands on your thighs, keep your legs closed, and then hold your chest still. What an idiot! As for me, I stand as straight as my sister, like a thick stick. My brother turned around and found that no one was moving. He added, "One, two, three, wooden head, don't talk and don't move." Before my sister could play chess well, my brother arrested my sister as soon as he turned around.
My sister caught me in the second round. As usual, say the slogan: "One, two, three, wooden head, don't talk, don't move." My brother and I, willy-nilly, squatted down directly. My sister turned her head, narrowed her eyes and stretched out her head to let us move and talk.
We played and played, and it was getting dark, so we reluctantly went home. I like the game "one, two, three, wooden head". This makes me very happy!
One afternoon, the teacher asked us to play a game. At first, we were all at a loss. Later, the teacher told us to play "One Two Three, Wooden Head" today.
Before the game begins, the teacher talks about the rules first. The rule is: the whole body cannot move, and the face can't move except the eyes. Everyone raised their hands when they heard that they were more curious. I thought to myself: I can't be a leading bird. Let me clarify the rules of the game first and see how others do it. At the first official start, I watched a lot of postures. Dapeng spread her wings, the golden rooster was independent, and she split with only one hand. I was scared to see her painful expression. The "Dapeng spread its wings" people were eliminated after a short time. I looked at him dejected and despondent, as if to say, "don't look at me, I'm not good at all, but I'm also helpless." I knew I wouldn't choose this position. "
The second round has arrived, and my posture is "Golden Rooster Independence". I confidently walked onto the stage, and there was a man next to me who used the "squatting posture". I proudly thought that "squatting posture" was not as powerful as "golden rooster independence". The game started, and in a short time, I felt one leg numb. The following students asked the teacher for points, and the teacher quickly said, "Go and stare at the other two!" " "In an instant, the focus became the two of us! Two classmates began to make faces at me. My mouth almost moved at that time. Just when one leg felt like it was going to break, the other leg couldn't hold on. Well done!
This game is so fun. Seeing their happy faces and nervous expressions, I finally breathed a sigh of relief until the end of the game. I will never forget this game.
One, two, three, wooden head composition 10 Ding, what's that noise? It was the sound of a needle falling to the ground. But where is it so quiet? Come and have a look with me.
When the teacher announced that he was going to play a game, the classroom was boiling-it was a game of playing with one, two, three and wooden heads. The game started and everyone was ecstatic. One, two, three, wooden head. For an instant, the classroom was silent, and everyone did not move, as if by magic. They have some pairwise combinations, one holding the bay and stretching his legs to the left, while the other, on the other hand, stretching his hands and legs to the right, hugging each other's shoulders and smiling, just like the Monkey King thought of a good way to deal with monsters; Some three people synthesize Guanyin with a thousand hands, and the corners of their mouths are slightly upturned, as if they were very kind; The most interesting ones are Xiao Xu, Xiao Ju and Xiao Hu. I saw Xiao Xu kneeling on one knee with an orange in each hand, and Xiao Ju Xiao Hu's mouth was open, as if he hadn't eaten for several days.
I, on the other hand, just came out, with my eyes on the front and my hands on the table. When the teacher announced that 10 seconds had just passed, I was shocked and thought: Is the teacher's watch stuck? I think it's time. 20 seconds …30 seconds …40 seconds …50 seconds … and finally 10 seconds left. My legs are already a little numb. I think it's over, but I don't want to.
Thinking about it, the teacher said it was time, "alas". Unexpectedly, I said this sentence with everyone in unison. Look at my deskmate Xiao Li. He is prone on the table, not tired at all. Everyone laughed their heads off when they saw other people's gestures.
Happy times are always so short. There are still a few minutes before the next class. I quickly called my friends to play this game. How interesting!
Woodenhead composition 1 1 In class today, the teacher said to the whole class, "Today we are going to play a game. Can you guess what game this is? " While I was thinking, the teacher announced the answer. She said, "It's just Woodhead Street 123. Have you all played? "
Everyone should know the rules of swimming, so the teacher won't talk about the rules of the game here. At the beginning of the first game, the teacher set the alarm clock for one minute, and we all posed for each other and began to play.
The game started, and the teacher said, "One, two, three, go." All the people in our class are motionless and very quiet. Even if a needle falls to the ground, we can hear it. After a while, several students couldn't help moving. Some students laughed and were eliminated.
The second round will start in two minutes, and the students who were eliminated in the last round came to tease us. They teased us in various ways, some made faces, some said funny things, some kept laughing in front of others, so that others would laugh, and many people were eliminated, but I was not teased because I didn't like to laugh at ordinary times.
The third round starts in five minutes. Everyone is tired. Some people gave up the game automatically, and I almost laughed, but I gritted my teeth.
The game was over, and only two other students and I won. I had a great time in this game!
123 wooden head composition 12 in my life, I have played many games. For example: hide and seek, bungee jumping, losing a handkerchief, when is a wolf. But there is a game I like very much, and that is Woodenhead.
I invited my friends, Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu's cousin and my sister. I said to them, "Let's play wood games. The rules are: I will be the referee, Xiaoyu will make you laugh, and the others will be Woodenhead. You can start after I finish the space in three, two and one, understand? "
Xiaoyu began to tease my sister at the beginning of the game. He made a few faces, which was very scary. He will also bark at small animals such as puppies, which makes us laugh. But it doesn't help my sister either. Finally, I lost.
So he went to tease his cousin again. Xiaoyu is useless in any way. He made a big move-tickling, tickling, it didn't help at all. He is going to give up. But he thought that his mother was calling him, and suddenly he thought, "Yes! My mother told me that I had to go. Isn't my cousin like this? "
Xiaoyu shouted, "Cousin, your mother asked you to help. If you don't fight, she will fight you. " He really believed it and ran back. When she came back, Xiaoyu shouted happily, "Oh, I won, cousin, all is fair in war."
Finally, in the evening, we all parted reluctantly.
This game of wooden head, let me know, don't give up easily at any time.
123 wooden head composition 13 today, the teacher took us to play 123, the game of wooden head, and everyone agreed!
The rules of the game are: the teacher calls one, two, three, wooden head, and everyone stops immediately. Move and you're out until there's only one person left.
The first round has begun.
With the slogan "123, wooden head" started, the students were fighting in the classroom, and suddenly the password stopped. The students stopped in a hurry and looked at various postures. I almost laughed. I saw Jia Mengyuan and Han together, and several people gathered in the corner of the bathroom, some lying down and some crowded together, which made people laugh.
The second round has begun.
One, two, three, wooden heads, students are running around. This time, I hugged our next big star, Zhang Yimou, and he seemed unhappy. At first glance, Zhao knelt on the table and made a happy gesture. Zhou Shenyi and Zheng Tianyi have already quit. Jia Mengyuan sat askew, seemingly indifferent. A group of people are sitting, one is lying next to me, and several people are sitting together, which makes people laugh.
The last round came, and I was excited and nervous.
One, two, three, Woodenhead, students don't have much style this time. Some people choose to hold Zhang Yimou, some are pulling their hair, and some are squeezing their hands. That's funny! First of all, Jia Mengyuan pulled Zhang Yizheng's hair, and Zhang Yizheng had a wry smile, so it was hard not to move. Shen Runsheng ran to find a circle of girls to join in the fun. I thought, what is Shen Runsheng doing there? Shen Runsheng pulled Zhang Yimou's thigh like a dog biting meat. I watched quietly and found Zhao Zheng, who had quit, standing and chanting: I am a statue! Zhang Yizheng, who is tearing her hair, is still struggling patiently. I really admire him!
The game ended in laughter, and the teacher took the lesson with the game. This activity is really hard to forget!
123 composition with wooden head 14 Our composition class is very lively today. It turned out that the teacher took us to play an interesting game called "Little Wooden Head". I was very excited when I heard that I wanted to play this game.
Before the game, the teacher introduced the rules of the game: when the teacher counts down, the students should make different moves to make others laugh. When the teacher says stop, students can't move. Whoever moves will be eliminated.
After listening to the rules of the game, I find it difficult. First of all, I don't know what to do to make others laugh. Then I love to laugh. When people tease me, I will definitely laugh. When I smile, I will lose. However, I still want to challenge myself.
The game has started. When the teacher said countdown, the students all made different actions.
Some people pose as Altman and want to soar; Some people squint, grin and stick out their tongues, like a foodie; Some people open their fingers, stare at their eyes and open their mouths, as if to eat their opponents in one bite.
The teacher said stop, everyone kept still and the classroom suddenly became very quiet. At this moment, I thought to myself: don't move, don't laugh, you must win.
Just then, my opponent couldn't help moving. I saw it and said, "You moved!" "My opponent said," You moved too! " We all burst out laughing, and the classroom was filled with laughter and excitement at once.
There was no winner in this round, but everyone was happy.
Happy times are always fast. The game of "little wooden head" is over. I like this game very much because it gives me happiness.
123 wooden head composition 15 this evening, we are too free, and my mother suggested playing 123, wooden head.
My sister and I jumped for joy, and my mother began to talk about the rules of the game: when she said, one, two, three, wooden head, don't laugh, don't move. At this time, we can only fix one posture. If someone violates the rules of the game, he loses.
At the beginning of the game, I listened to my mother's password. When she gave the order, I made a face at once, and then I immediately looked at my sister. I saw her like a goddess, but there was no smile on her face and her hands were raised. But the action at that moment was unnatural. I looked at my sister and wanted to go to earth, but she seemed to be stuck. I finally couldn't help laughing and became the first loser.
The second round has begun. I thought: as long as I close my eyes, I can't see them funny. So I closed my eyes and crossed my waist, not looking at my mother and sister. As a result, my mother was laughed at by my silly appearance and lost several games in a row.
I won several games in a row with the same tactics! Hee hee!
Later, my mother always blinked and made strange moves, which made us laugh. I simply made a big face with a broken nose and made them laugh and cry. My sister even exaggerated to the point that Lian Xiao rolled on the ground.
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